51 Christian Friendly Words for Butthole

  1. Anus dumpster
  2. Sewer hole
  3. Demon tunnel
  4. Chocolate spoke
  5. Sewer spout
  6. Fecal Cavern
  7. Mud goblet
  8. Crumpled swamp
  9. Brown gremlin air hole
  10. Feces muscle
  11. Taint’s vomit hole
  12. Fly yogurt dispenser
  13. Musky mumbler
  14. Homosexual’s harpoon target
  15. Satan’s stink eye
  16. The Harlem exit
  17. Grandmother’s syrup volcano
  18. Whistling black man
  19. Bruised bagel
  20. Back door belly button
  21. Michael Moore’s mouth
  22. Pudding blowhole
  23. Dribble dangus
  24. Neighbor of taint
  25. Black banana gun
  26. Gassy yawner
  27. Chocolate hot dog hallway
  28. Squinting scat squinter
  29. The rude sneezer
  30. Corny harvester
  31. The dirty cyclops
  32. Birther of turd
  33. Human tree ring
  34. Flesh donut
  35. Winking brownie door
  36. The angry hot pocket
  37. Backwards vacuum
  38. Lincoln’s log maker
  39. The drunken jazz player
  40. Monkey’s ammo pouch
  41. Dirty starfish
  42. Human fudge pincher
  43. Rusted Star of David
  44. Yoda’s forehead
  45. Wonka’s waste chute
  46. Sin socket
  47. Mouth of ass
  48. Quivering mud daisy
  49. Doo-doo cannon
  50. Excrement ejaculater
  51. James Brown

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17 thoughts on “51 Christian Friendly Words for Butthole

  1. Kayla

    ‘black man whistling”? not only are you disgusting, sex-obsessed and as far off christian as anyone i’ve ever met, but you’re racist too?

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  2. Eileen DeMonte

    You have ass and anus literally in a couple of the terms on this list, how extra.

    Tag yourself, I’m the quivering mud daisy.

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