- Forcing moisture
- Rubbing the turkey wattle
- Ringing Satan’s doorbell
- Itching the fish goblin
- Making sticky
- Self stabbing
- Playing with the three finger penis
- Faking creation
- Dabbling the clam’s pearl
- Solo finger dancing
- Running circles around the flesh bump
- Playing vaginal sign language
- Finger painting the musky hitchhiker
- Hitting the speed bag
- Planting tulips
- Mining for the flesh diamond
- Stirring yogurt
- Tipping the canoe
- Dampening the soft pillow
- Plucking the peach field
- Secreting the blood gash
- Opening the escape hatch
- Kneading the dough ball
- Tickling the tangy turtle shell
- Downstairs Indian rug burning
- Smearing the swollen gush button
- Glazing the fish doughnut
- Poking at The Humpback of Notre Dame
- Polishing the drippy crack
- Dancing in soggy sin
- Ringing the throbbing bell
- Petting the sin knob
- Tainting the little princess
- Massaging the poison knot
- Feeling the hidden tumor
- Scrambling eggs
- Raiding God’s hen house
- Slapping Sally
- Hitting the old catcher’s mitt
- Flapping the meat nugget
- Flicking the blood bulge
- Climbing the furry beef dome
- Popping the headless zit
- Irrigating the secret garden
- Playing banjo
- Peeking behind the baby curtains
- Digging in your purse
- Whipping up underwear pudding
- Sending an urge telegraph
- Punching the meat eye
- North Dakota shake down
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Masturbation is rape and should be illegal.
Rape is when someone does not concent to having sex. Masturbation is when you simulate sex. I cannot think of one situation where someone does not want to fuck themselfs, but is forced to by themself. That doesn’t even make sence because of how twisted the comment was.
It is the raping of the soul.
No, that’s what happens when you go to Sunday School.
Go egg-hunting. Make Tang. Super soak her. Burn, rub her. Quest for holiness. Blast femme. Creation renovation. Poke the slimey alien. Science-friction. More Christian friendly terms.
If it is raping the soul, then a lot of us, 90% of the world, is going to hell. If you believe that, then you need a life. Teaching others that it is bad, will just push them to do it.
When one chooses to defile their temple by participating in a sinful act they are also violating whoever they are picturing in their mind.
my only phrase for this is “Entertaining myself”
Aaaah, so funny. Laughed my ass off.
but shouldn’t you use something from here: “51 Christian Friendly Words for vagina” for this one: “12. Playing vaginal sign language” ?
Some people say when they masturbate they see God… ironic. I don’t get the phrase “the joys of a sexless life.” I’m kidding! But seriously, I can’t think of anything more beautiful, fun, natural and intimately special than sex, or masturbation. I would hate anyone to be deprived of it. Animals masturbate, we are animals, so go for it! Just don’t do it every day, that’s not normal…