- Demon whacking
- Choking the flesh weasle
- Forcing devil DNA
- Self milking
- Yanking the doodle’s dandy
- Flogging Hector
- One handed spear cleaning
- Drilling for white oil
- Taint tugging
- Kindling Satan’s wood
- The demonic stroke
- Polishing the muzzle
- Richard’s death choke
- Mother’s fear
- Non-fetal Abortion
- Angering the cream volcano
- Sin spanking
- Shaking hands with the false prophet
- Phantom fornication
- Cyclops puking
- Self raping
- Steven Erwin snake grab
- Clasping the tadpole torpedo
- Rubbing the venom vein
- Making Jesus cry
- Hasty hand groping
- Agitating the candy sacs
- Musky lumber jacking
- Fishing with Peter
- The silent sin
- Solo jousting
- Punching the elephant trunk
- Making heathen stew
- Polish pickle polish
- Smacking the Bishops sandwich
- Liberating the German soldier
- Bleeding the rooster
- Liquefying souls
- Wiggling the necromancer
- Marinating in sin sauce
- Making dead babies
- Painting with dark magic
- Sour cream wiggle
- Adding milk to your coffee
- Riding the subway solo
- Purging kid froth
- Playing with the finger puppet
- Vacuuming the do-dad
- Krazy glue shuffle
- Making a tablespoon of Holocaust
- Sending your mother oozy hate mail
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i mean really mine are better than urs
The word masturbating works for me.
I look forward to the video companion to this list. I always find that young man pronouncing these phrases very helpful, as they can be a bit obscure. Maybe we can see some visual aids, like those employed in grade school health class.
Personally, however, I must remind people that the Bible prohibits masturbation and addiction to this type of abuse can be a very serious health issue.
I love the pics you guys use, that womans expression made me laugh. She looks like Cherie Blair.
That’s from the 1982 abomination: “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”.
(*warning-mild adult content)
Oscillating the Ocelot
Masturbation isn’t bad. If anyone happens to come across this website, and believes this, I am telling you that masturbation is fine. I wouldn’t listen to them because they think it’s rape, and it’s not.
christians don’t masturbate they ask an altar boy to do it
Not sure if joking, or serious.
I laughed through half of these, and how some might actually take them serious.
Oh god my sides
Doesnt god say thou shall not judge??and Arent we all supposed to be sinners, trying to find salvation? in the end no matter wat we do arent we supposed to go to heaven if weve lived our lives to the best of our abilities and accept god in our hearts?? Isnt god the only one to judge us because as his children he is the one we ask for forgiveness?? Im a college student with a logical brain i dont go to church but even i know this…….. I think people like this have psychological disorders.. its not normal to to be this much of a fanatic obsessing about masturbation and hommosexuals, that show signs of sexual trauma at a young age…… just sayin. Besides we were all created in gods image and the bible probably shouldnt be used a propaganda for a traumatized individual tryin to seek help
50.Making a tablespoon of Holocaust
Realy? the fucking word Holocaust means judgment by fire. It is a refrence to the bodies being cremated by the thousands. I find most of the propaganda you post to be funny, but this is crossing the line. If 6 million christains died instead of just the mabey hundreds of truley kind hearted christian priests who defended the jews, this would be seen as offencive. I hope you antisemetic assholes can one day see that your religion came directly from mine, and that you took all the things god told us to do to be good people, and changed them around to be more accessable, such as eating pork or looking down at others, or not respecting those killed in an infamous genicide.
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