14 thoughts on “51 Christian Friendly Words for Male Masturbation”

1. Alison Manson November 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm

   Wanking off
   jacking off
   having fun
   i mean really mine are better than urs

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2. Nikki November 21, 2011 at 5:35 pm

   The word masturbating works for me.

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3. Stephenson Billings November 21, 2011 at 5:43 pm

   I look forward to the video companion to this list. I always find that young man pronouncing these phrases very helpful, as they can be a bit obscure. Maybe we can see some visual aids, like those employed in grade school health class.

   Personally, however, I must remind people that the Bible prohibits masturbation and addiction to this type of abuse can be a very serious health issue.

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4. Bass Cannon November 21, 2011 at 5:48 pm

   I love the pics you guys use, that womans expression made me laugh. She looks like Cherie Blair.

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   1. Reverend Putty November 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm

      That’s from the 1982 abomination: “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”.

      (*warning-mild adult content)
      http://www.metacafe.com/watch/115124/phoebe_cates_fast_times_at_ridgemont_high/

      [img]http://fbrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/phoebe_cates_fast_times.jpg[/img]

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5. Captain Obvious November 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

   Oscillating the Ocelot

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6. NellieBVB November 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm

   Masturbation isn’t bad. If anyone happens to come across this website, and believes this, I am telling you that masturbation is fine. I wouldn’t listen to them because they think it’s rape, and it’s not.

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7. Millennium November 21, 2011 at 7:45 pm

   christians don’t masturbate they ask an altar boy to do it

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8. Malyia November 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm

   Not sure if joking, or serious.
   I laughed through half of these, and how some might actually take them serious.

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9. Elijah November 23, 2011 at 8:04 pm

   Oh god my sides

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10. dani November 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Doesnt god say thou shall not judge??and Arent we all supposed to be sinners, trying to find salvation? in the end no matter wat we do arent we supposed to go to heaven if weve lived our lives to the best of our abilities and accept god in our hearts?? Isnt god the only one to judge us because as his children he is the one we ask for forgiveness?? Im a college student with a logical brain i dont go to church but even i know this…….. I think people like this have psychological disorders.. its not normal to to be this much of a fanatic obsessing about masturbation and hommosexuals, that show signs of sexual trauma at a young age…… just sayin. Besides we were all created in gods image and the bible probably shouldnt be used a propaganda for a traumatized individual tryin to seek help

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12. Zakk S December 2, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    50.Making a tablespoon of Holocaust

    Realy? the fucking word Holocaust means judgment by fire. It is a refrence to the bodies being cremated by the thousands. I find most of the propaganda you post to be funny, but this is crossing the line. If 6 million christains died instead of just the mabey hundreds of truley kind hearted christian priests who defended the jews, this would be seen as offencive. I hope you antisemetic assholes can one day see that your religion came directly from mine, and that you took all the things god told us to do to be good people, and changed them around to be more accessable, such as eating pork or looking down at others, or not respecting those killed in an infamous genicide.

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