We have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “sex” or “sexual intercourse” on our site and social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead. Also, please refer to our “vagina” and “penis” articles, so you can educate yourself on proper vaginal and penile terms.
- Sin docking
- Creation colliding
- Feeding the dragon
- Taming Eve
- Slaying the fish monster
- DNA injection
- Reading Shakespeare
- Spongy toad poking
- Cooking the turkey
- One eye claw qualling
- Saucy flirt grilling
- Satan’s lullaby
- Bashing the barnacle
- Gut hugging
- Woman’s duty
- Attacking Normandy
- Cooking with Betty Crocker
- Exploring the fish cave
- Man’s release
- Parting the red sea
- Figgle Farming
- Cracking the canker-blossom
- Jesus punching
- Cleaning the babies pathway
- Playing with the cat
- Tickling the oyster
- Milking the man staff
- Fancy slip in slide
- Secret wiggle
- Piping the yeasty barrel
- Feeding Miss Thompson
- Womb depositing
- Painting the temple
- Seeding the garden
- Satan’s peep show
- Twiddle rompus warming
- Reverse milking
- Baby injecting
- One eyed onion thrusting
- Hunting for dewberries
- Gagging the baby sewer
- Adam’s right
- God’s thundering tickle
- Splitting the wishbone
- Naughty waffling
- Phallic jousting
- Alabama genie rubbing
- Twaddle prodding
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Making Cosbys (this one is for black people)
- Clamdabbling (this one is for lesbians)
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Making AIDs (this one is for gays)
Please add your own in the comments below
If god, who ever that is, does it. it must be OK.
I like #4
you forgot “hiking the appalachian trail?”
Piping the yeasty barrel
Who the hell is going to say ‘Figgle Farming’
You are insane, you know that?
Go u to my girlfriend and say Hey wanna Clamdabble and she’ll look at me like I just told her that the moon really is made of cheese…
Oh yeah! sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
😉 That’s fun to say.
Amen :3
Here’s another phrase that isn’t calling it sex, or intercourse. It’s a FUCK SESSION!
I’m a Christian and I would much rather say “I like FUCKING” than use one of these fuckin stupid terms!
I’m going to use feeding mrs Thompson tonight.
You do realize some of the phrases are recycled from the “51 Christian Friendly Words for Anal Sex,” right?
HOW ABOUT MAKING DEVILS(THIS ONE IS FOR THE STUPID ASS PEOPLE WHO MADETHIS WEBSITE}
Wow the fact that the lesbian one is so suttle and the gay ine is so direct is sickning I have gay family members and still love themthis is wrong
You still love them even tho they’re gay. That’s so awesome.
Wow!
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