51 Christian Friendly Words for Sexual Intercourse

We have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “sex” or “sexual intercourse” on our site and social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead. Also, please refer to our “vagina” and “penis” articles, so you can educate yourself on proper vaginal and penile terms.

  1. Sin docking
  2. Creation colliding
  3. Feeding the dragon
  4. Taming Eve
  5. Slaying the fish monster
  6. DNA injection
  7. Reading Shakespeare
  8. Spongy toad poking
  9. Cooking the turkey
  10. One eye claw qualling
  11. Saucy flirt grilling
  12. Satan’s lullaby
  13. Bashing the barnacle
  14. Gut hugging
  15. Woman’s duty
  16. Attacking Normandy
  17. Cooking with Betty Crocker
  18. Exploring the fish cave
  19. Man’s release
  20. Parting the red sea
  21. Figgle Farming
  22. Cracking the canker-blossom
  23. Jesus punching
  24. Cleaning the babies pathway
  25. Playing with the cat
  26. Tickling the oyster
  27. Milking the man staff
  28. Fancy slip in slide
  29. Secret wiggle
  30. Piping the yeasty barrel
  31. Feeding Miss Thompson
  32. Womb depositing
  33. Painting the temple
  34. Seeding the garden
  35. Satan’s peep show
  36. Twiddle rompus warming
  37. Reverse milking
  38. Baby injecting
  39. One eyed onion thrusting
  40. Hunting for dewberries
  41. Gagging the baby sewer
  42. Adam’s right
  43. God’s thundering tickle
  44. Splitting the wishbone
  45. Naughty waffling
  46. Phallic jousting
  47. Alabama genie rubbing
  48. Twaddle prodding
  49. Making Cosbys (this one is for black people)
  50. Clamdabbling (this one is for lesbians)
  51. Making AIDs (this one is for gays)

Please add your own in the comments below

17 thoughts on “51 Christian Friendly Words for Sexual Intercourse

  1. Stormie Manson

    Oh yeah! sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

    😉 That’s fun to say.

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  2. rob

    Wow the fact that the lesbian one is so suttle and the gay ine is so direct is sickning I have gay family members and still love themthis is wrong

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