51 Christian Friendly Words for Testicles

  1. Taint’s hanging chin
  2. The itchy turkey neck
  3. Pubic pouch
  4. Lazy pilgrims
  5. Penis brain
  6. DNA capsules
  7. Fleshy elf bags
  8. Droopy lemon tarts
  9. Sin snake venom sacs
  10. Sperm boiled eggs
  11. Shaft tonsils
  12. English tea bags
  13. Bald chicken
  14. Pudding package
  15. Florida hairy speed bags
  16. Devil plums
  17. Sweaty toad bellies
  18. Penile baggage
  19. Bearded baby balloons
  20. Spermy mini cannonballs
  21. Life rocks
  22. Sagging sludge bunker
  23. Ejaculate storage
  24. God’s nectar cellar
  25. Ivory mucus pocket
  26. Muck marbles
  27. Pasty scum vault
  28. One eyed hiker’s backpack
  29. Frosting bag
  30. Beef cherries
  31. Squirt muscle
  32. Farmer’s potato sac
  33. Musky candy bags
  34. Satan scepter undercarriage
  35. Oval slop canisters
  36. Vein pillows
  37. Swollen mud tanks
  38. Jars of man milk
  39. Sex mustard chamber
  40. Pale butter vats
  41. Seed purse
  42. Duffel bag of toothpaste
  43. Cream satchel
  44. Genetic swimming hole
  45. Baby gravy boat
  46. Organic mayo sacs
  47. Chowder tote
  48. Richard’s carry-on
  49. Man’s tackle box
  50. Dangling pumpkins
  51. Mischief bulge

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24 thoughts on “51 Christian Friendly Words for Testicles

  1. Pebrocks The AntiChrist

    Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls

    That is all.

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    1. Blood Wolf

      Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis PENIS!!!!!!!

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          1. Blood Wolf

            And what makes you doubt that I really am a female?

            I doubt you’re really a christian with all your racist, homophobic bullshit.

  2. Blood Wolf

    You know, me and my firends sometimes play a game in public in which whoever saids the word “penis” the loudest wins.

    Ackward, but worth it.

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        1. Millenium

          don’t mind nicolas he got bullying in school by the jock in shower they rammed his tight ass so hard that he loved it

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    1. JennyBVB

      I do that too! Except I found out the hard way that it leads to awkward lectures from your history teacher if they hear you.. O.o

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      1. Blood Wolf

        ‘Tis a good thing I’m in college then. :)

        Good to know we’re not the only ones, sometime guys will participate with us, which is always fun. 😀

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  3. Adam Nelson.

    Personally I prefer “Adam Nelsons” myself. Such as my Adam Nelson’s are itching from hot sweaty butt sex.

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      1. JennyBVB

        Trying to insult him? Cute, but no. Just ballsack. It’s fun to yell in crowded places when you’re mad about something. You should try it.

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  4. Sarah

    Funny, but the ones for vagina were better, I actually like to use them. For this I’ll stick to penis, ballsack, etc, etc. Better luck next time. Also I don’t see how any of these are in any way Christian friendly. Are you sure you’re an actual Christian? I honestly don’t see it.

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  5. Ryan

    Your “Christian-friendly” names for testicles sound worse than the anatomically correct term. I’d be embarrassed for myself and others if they used them seriously.

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