“Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind …”
I’m not one for interracial sinning, but I also don’t support unhappy marriages, so if I had to pick a lesser of two evils, I rather have a black woman date and marry a white male and not get into an abusive relationship with a drive-less and aggressive black male. Below I have listed 8 reasons why chocolate skinned ladies should drop their sinful “brothas” and get with it and date a porcelain skinned real man. Hopefully these “sisters” act and nab up a successful powder lover before the other races catch wind of their worth.
We all know that the white man by standard has a high paying and stable job. A white man not having a good job is like having a rodeo without a testicle tied bull, it just isn’t going to happen people. Think about it ladies, how would you like to tell Snaiqua and Lil’ Monique that your man is some big wig down town and that his weekly check is worth more than 5,000 hair weaves. Those girls would “be gettan” jealous and you’d be the talk of the ghetto. Now, you will be even more popular when you tell them that they can all have some successful white meat because there is a whole sea of tuna wanting to be gobbled up by a black snapper.
Notice that whites have 85% employment, the only reason it isn’t 100% is because 15% of them are retired, so you’re chances of getting a successful white man is as easy as cashing a check advance.
Now let us look and see what each race’s typical job is:
No, not street credit, this kind of credit allows people to buy things like a new car, house, get credit cards and get jobs. White men have a lot of this kind of credit and trust me it is a fantastic thing to have. Did you know in the blink of an eye, your new white toy could get you a new car that isn’t from the 90’s or isn’t named “fiesta” or “geo”? Within a matter of weeks your new 780 boyfriend will be fashioning you with expensive items and trips that weren’t booked last minute on Travelocity.
Ownership of Items
“Lease” isn’t a word you will ever hear with your white knight as all his items have been paid in cash or he used his good credit to get a low APR on his payments. Unlike the typical black man, you won’t have to worry if he still has a “ride” after his lease from Hyundai is up.
No Baby Mama Drama
With black men you can never get piece and quite. His Boost Mobile phone is always ringing with his baby mama’s calling him and “axing” him where their money is. Now think about going a week without having a crazy lady trying to find out where you live because you are with “her man” and she is out to “keep it real” with you. With white men, you will never have to worry about drama as they don’t usually have babies out of wedlock and if they do, they pay their child support and pay their sinful living exs to keep them out of their business. You can be at peace knowing you will knew have to weave yank a hoochie when you date a white man.
There is a big difference between four years at a community college and four years at Harvard. You see, the white household embraces education, while the black household usually goes by the “learn it on the street” motto. Now both are ways to learn how the world works, but only one gets you working in the world.
When white men get angry they go out and do yoga or some other passive aggressive activity and return to you to discuss any issues. Instead of raising a hand in violence, the white man will raise his voice to correct anything you may have done wrong. Now remember, they are more educated and have a better understanding about things, so take their suggestions and reasoning to heart and understand they are trying to make you a better person, not break you down. What would you rather have, a black eye or a life lesson?
No more will you have to worry if a guy by the name of “Lil three” or “Funk Dawg” is going to pop off rounds of 9mm shells for no reason. With the white friend circle, the only thing “popping off” is philosophical conversations and political humor.
We all know that the ghetto streets are caked with dusty nose treats that take ones life down a path of violence and Obamacare. Instead of having to worry if your snuggle bug is going to be gunned down for that nickle sack in his FuBu back pocket, the only thing you’ll need to worry about with your new white hero is if he took enough of his daily recommended vitamins.
Let us take a gander and peak at what you will typically find in each race’s drug cabinet at their place of residence: