What is a Afro-Gay
Just when you thought the Mexi-Gay was the most vile cross breed of homosexual, the homo gay community unleashes yet another genetic monstrosity, the Afro-Gay. Stronger, faster, hipper and even more of a minority than a Filipino red head.
With this new type of “gay”, they can now double up on their government assistance, which will drain your wallets faster. Not only do they get to food stamps, colored people scholarships and have the protection of the terrorist group known as the NAACP, this group can also collect gay welfare and is give the green light to o anything they want. Stopping them from illegal activity is now not only “racist”, but “homophobic” at the same time!
It’s like a mad homo-ologist concocted a animal mixed with a dangerous tiger, a fecal throwing monkey and a rainbow colored unicorn that violently rump rapes victims at night like a nappy headed, stealthy butt ninja and leaves no trace.
Why Make a Afro-Gay
Instead of impregnating white women and leaving them to fend for themselves, they are trying to make America it’s own baby mama. The gay community and liberals want to use Afro-Gays to not only spread crime and drugs, but to also spread Zulu like diseases across this holy land of ours.
The liberals also know that the Black community is one of the biggest resisters of the gay lifestyle, so they believe if they can plant a type of gay that can play basketball, rap and rob liquors stores, but at the same time tie cornrows, it will slowly force the black community to integrate with the homos.
It is only a matter of time until raps songs go from “Straight up slanging in my hood” to “Straight up man sex with my home dog’s chocolate star”.
How to Deal With an Afro-Gay
The Afro-Gay might look like a sissy Sally or limp wristed friend of Dorthy, but be assured that their ancestral black rage still lies dormant within their blood. Remember most Afro-Gays are more muscular than most homosexuals and have no problems using their strength and rage you slap you to death. Remember, they can get away with murder, so they will have no fear of killing you. O.J. Simpson is a prime example.
Your best bet is to just steer clear of such people, but if you find yourself in contact with one, do not make eye contact. This with spark black gay urges in the Afro-Gay and you could fall victim to either a gay rape or reverse gay bashing.
If you find yourself in a conversation with a Afro-Gay, avoid phases and words like “you people”, “crack”, “nappy bear” and “gay chocolate sugar rush”.
Speaking of “nappy bears”, if you find yourself in the presences of a hairy chested Afro-Gay, your only chance of survival is to tuck up into a ball and allow whatever is about to happen, to just happen.
How to Spot a Afro-Gay
Use our handy flyer to help you spot Afro-Gay. This will help you arm yourself with the knowledge to avoid this dangerous gay breed.