Bioware to Release SWTOR – A Game That Teaches Kids Magic and How to Play With Glowing Penis’

Bioware, a Chinese communist corporation, is a video game company who has been the creators behind such sinful computer games like Mass Effect, War Hammer, Grand Theft Auto and Dragon Age. Each game has one mission and one mission only; to teach children black magic, how to become drug lords, use guns and blacken their hearts with sin.

Now bioware has created a new game called Star Wars: The Old Republic, which is not only teaching children devil magic arts, but also making them want to play with large glowing penis shaped swords. These glowing flesh swords make it look like players are fighting in some gay rave dance party, while they are all hoped up on ecstasy heron drugs.

Let’s break down this dark mess of a game:

Lightning Swords:

Each player is allowed to customize the size, shape and girth of their swords handle and then once that is finished they can pick colors. Each color selection is the same exact colors you would find in a gay rainbow flag sticker.

Once they user picks their sword, they go around slapping other players in submissive combat battle actions until the other player runs out of power points and dies.

How is this productive to children? Do we want our kids playing a homo erotic game alone in their rooms?


Dark Magic:

Users are also given “Dark Side” skill powers to use on other users. Each spell is pretty much things that homo gays do to each other when they beat themselves in their sex spas in the basements of gay brothel clubs.

You have electricity spell, which shocks your opponent into submission. We know gays tie each other up and clip battery cables to their nipples to be electrocuted.

Mind trick is another dark spell that allows you to take control of your opponents mind and make them do things they don’t want to. Just like how they gays drug children to control their minds and make them to things they don’t want to.

Another spell is a “Force Push”….do I really need to explain this one?

Besides the dark magic, they also allow kids to dress up in gay fashions that you would see at some leather pride parade in San Fransisco.


Race Mixing:

Another scary thing about this game is it makes your child interact with “Alien” races. Alien races huh? The only real aliens are illegal aliens. So I guess they are trying to teach our kids it is ok to make friends with an illegal and hide them out in their closet, while la migra is searching for the taco maker who raped 3 girls after jumping the border.

This game is vile and dangerous to our children. We should protest the release of this game in the Holy name of God. We must let these game developers know we will not stand for them teaching our kids it is ok to slap each other in the face with color Satan Scepters and to cast dark gay spells on one another.

As Always:
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88 thoughts on “Bioware to Release SWTOR – A Game That Teaches Kids Magic and How to Play With Glowing Penis’

  1. RD

    “Bioware, a Chinese communist corporation, is a video game company who has been the creators behind such sinful computer games like Mass Effect, War Hammer, Grand Theft Auto and Dragon Age.”

    BioWare is an American-owned Canadian company, and a subsidiary of Electronic Arts. Yes, they made the wonderful games known as Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. Warhammer Online was made by Mythic Entertainment (a company purchased by Electronic Arts and placed as a subsidiary of BioWare), and the Grand Theft Auto series was made by Rockstar Games (an American-based company), which is a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive. Idiot.

    “Users are also given “Dark Side” skill powers to use on other users. Each spell is pretty much things that homo gays do to each other when they beat themselves in their sex spas in the basements of gay brothel clubs.”

    Except that not everyone does as you say; in fact, the things that you claim to be done SOLELY by homosexuals are, in fact, done by heterosexual people as well. Most people (whether homosexual or not) don’t “clip battery cables to their nipples to be electrocuted”, “drug children to control their minds and make them to things they don’t want to” (which is child abuse, and done by heterosexuals as well; most homosexuals agree that doing that is just plain WRONG), or “Force Push”, which you claim to not need to explain (besides, don’t men “Force Push” their penises into a woman’s vagina?).

    “Another scary thing about this game is it makes your child interact with “Alien” races. Alien races huh? The only real aliens are illegal aliens. So I guess they are trying to teach our kids it is ok to make friends with an illegal and hide them out in their closet, while la migra is searching for the taco maker who raped 3 girls after jumping the border.”

    You sure do like to spread intolerance, huh? Guess what? Not every immigrant is “illegal”, rapes people after “jumping the border”, or makes tacos. In immigration law, an “alien” is anyone from another area. So, in the UK? You’re an alien. Congratulations. Besides, I don’t see what’s wrong with letting people befriend those from another country or of another race.

    “This game is vile and dangerous to our children. We should protest the release of this game in the Holy name of God. We must let these game developers know we will not stand for them teaching our kids it is ok to slap each other in the face with color Satan Scepters and to cast dark gay spells on one another.”

    “Hey, we shouldn’t teach our children tolerance, or to enjoy a game set in a futuristic universe that pits good against evil and teaches basic Biblical things like acceptance, tolerance, and that good always wins! Because only bad things will happen if they learn that!”

    You really are an ass.

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    1. Oliver Smith

      Yes, it is a well known fact that Bioware makes much of it’s American ties. But I’ve met a number of Bioware employees, all of whom have that sort of shifty/scruffy look that characters in their products adopt when employing a disguise.

      This is clear and indisputable proof of their child-corrupting, penis-indoctrinating, communism-brainwashing intents.

      Once this had been revealed to me, I went to google.com/translate and entered one of their “english” surnames, which google automatically — automatically! — translated to 舒伯特.

      Look at those symbols! 舒 伯 特. That’s clearly a pictograph of someone playing a computer game (舒) trying to go to confession (伯) and being unsuspectingly raped in the attempt (特)

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      1. Oliver Smith

        This particular overt-mockery of our western, christ fearing values is so overt that I analyzed it further, and I believe the proof speeks for itself:

        [img]http://www.kfs.org/oliver/images/schubert.jpg[/img]

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  2. Yuske

    Bioware is american you fucking moron i will not let you tarnish Biowares image as you know fuck all about the company after reading your article.

    1. Bioware have never made Grand Theft Auto as it was created by Rockstar Games not Bioware.

    2. It’s pretty obvious you’ve never watched Star Wars before as you know the swords are known as lightsabers and its based 2000 years before the events of the film where the wars between the jedi knights and sith raged on.

    3. there “dark magic” of with you speak is no where near realated to homosexuality as there known as force powers and they have been in the lore of Star wars for years.

    4. Don’t slander things you know fuck all about you moron.

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      1. Tyson Bowers IIIAugust Weisz Post author

        Well now you are just making things up……

        If it’s an American company how can it be a Canadian company? Quit trying to confuse us with your lies.

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        1. QL

          Those are not lies and apparently you have no idea what the differences between a publisher and developer are. Electronic Arts (American company) is a publisher that owns Bioware (Canadian company) who develops the games.

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  3. Paul

    “Mass Effect, War Hammer, Grand Theft Auto and Dragon Age”.
    Really? Do research before writing about stuff. They made Mass Effect and Dragon Age, but Rockstar made GTA and Mythic made Warhammer. And have you really never heard of Starwars? Only EVIL characters use lightning and darkside powers, and mind trick is a jedi power, not a sith power (jedi=good, sith=bad).
    “large glowing penis shaped swords.” … really? So is anything that is a cylinder penis shaped? And if your penis is a glowing purple stick, seek medical help. Fast.

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  4. Blanche Beecham

    Tyson,

    Once again a post that is cool water on the inflamed sexuality being marketed to our children. This masterwork has prevented many children from becoming adult pecker flashers on public transportation or worse from engaging in penis fencing in locker rooms. We all thank you for the early warning.

    Your tireless efforts will save many and is a testament to your dedication and work.

    Praise be,
    BB

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    1. Yuske

      at the moment i feel like being a dick blance shut the fuck up you blonde bimbo house wife whore do fuck your mexian gardner when your husband isn’t around i bet thats what you do anyways.

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        1. RD

          Are you done being a pretentious, stuck-up, patronising, fact-ignoring bitch yet? Or do you need to kowtow to Tyson and his ilk some more first?

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          1. Blanche Beecham

            Are you saying I should kowtow to you instead? Can you cite reasons other than “we have ovaries”? Your foul language really makes you appear more intelligent, you seem so classy.

          2. RD

            I wouldn’t dream of asking anyone to kowtow to me. You, however, seem to be in such urgent need to find someone to praise beyond all reason, even when they are clearly in the wrong, simply because they claim to be of the same religion as you are. Never mind that they view women as incubators, children as belonging to the father, and hold such ridiculous, antiquated views that they look like complete fools.

            Your inability to use common sense and basic knowledge makes you look as intelligent as a grain of sand.

          3. Blanche Beecham

            First of all, I can praise whom I choose. Their opinions are just that – their opinions. I take no offense at being called an incubator by them or the foul names you’ve used. It is nothing to me, so why not praise them?

            I really do suspect you would like a positive judgment. Homosexuals have a lot of internal angst with sin and appreciate some positive re-enforcement. Can’t you see where they would also need positive feedback in a secular world driven by humanist ideologies?

          4. RD

            “Humanism is an approach in study, philosophy, or practice that focuses on human values and concerns. The term can mean several things, for example:
            1. A historical movement associated especially with the Italian Renaissance.
            2. An approach to education that uses literary means or a focus on the humanities to inform students.
            3. A variety of perspectives in philosophy and social science which affirm some notion of ‘human nature’ (by contrast with anti-humanism).
            4. A secular ideology which espouses reason, ethics, and justice, whilst specifically rejecting supernatural and religious dogma as a basis of morality and decision-making.”
            -From Wikipedia, “Humanism”

            You clearly take offense to being called names, as you immediately retort with insulting us. Being called an incubator is to take away your humanity, to reduce you to a mere OBJECT. You find nothing wrong with that?

            “I really do suspect you would like a positive judgment. Homosexuals have a lot of internal angst with sin and appreciate some positive re-enforcement.”

            Oh, and you’d know, right?

            Guess what: EVERYONE has “a lot of internal angst”, including heterosexuals. It has nothing to do with the “sin” of being attracted to people of the same sex/gender. How can love be a sin? Can you explain that?

          5. RD

            I don’t edit Wikipedia articles. I wouldn’t DREAM of doing that, unless it were a poorly-written article on a topic that I felt knowledgeable about. Philosophy is not something I’ve studied.

            I dispute your sources because YOU DON’T HAVE ANY.

          6. Blanche Beecham

            “You clearly take offense to being called names, as you immediately retort with insulting us. Being called an incubator is to take away your humanity, to reduce you to a mere OBJECT. You find nothing wrong with that?”

            No I find nothing wrong with what Adam and others say compared to you and Claire, except for the fact you and Claire respond in a way that belies what little intellect you bring to the discussion.

            Yes, I suppose I should simply leave you to dig your own hole. But I feel that I should give you some strong encouragement that is obviously missing from your life.

          1. Blanche Beecham

            I really isn’t about talking down to a lower class, it is about having real confidence. It bothers those that want it, but are unable to attain it. Confidence comes from the Latin “with faith”. Something these Atheists cannot reason out of the paper bag of disbelief they burden upon themselves.

  5. Rev. John Hymen

    I heard that when Star Wars: The old republic was released, bioware had blood orgies with 10 year old girls. Damn chinks. And isnt mass effect the one where you rape random people and have orgies on a starship with aliens?

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      1. Rev. John Hymen

        [img]http://operatorchan.org/v/src/v43268_hurr%20durr%20im%20a%20hoers.jpg[/img] That is all the prrof i need.

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  6. Howard Smith Jr.

    Thank you Tyson, i will surely watch out for this game in the future. It sickens me to know that China is allowed to make this kind of game, and i think it should be banned, not just in the USA, but in the entire world. It seems like all of Chinas things are devoted to turning our children into gays or athiests, and your insight may just save alot of people.

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    1. RD

      BioWare is an American-owned company based in Canada, which makes any games produced by them AMERICAN.

      You can’t “turn gay”. Either you are or you aren’t. The end.

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      1. Howard Smith Jr.

        Save your lies, RD. I did research, and found that they are in fact a chinese company. There has been research in the topic of gay, and they are very close to the proof they need to say that gay is, in fact, a choice.

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        1. RD

          “I did research, and found that they are in fact a chinese company.”

          Really? Then, show your sources. I’m sure you have PLENTY of legitimate sources for that claim.

          “There has been research in the topic of gay, and they are very close to the proof they need to say that gay is, in fact, a choice.”

          Except one, they DON’T have the proof yet, and two, by that argument, heterosexuality is also a choice. I once made the choice to date men, and didn’t like it; I was not sexually attracted to them, nor was I romantically attracted to them. I merely saw them as good friends. I am, however, sexually and romantically attracted to other women, and have made the choice to date them. Why should I be stuck in a relationship if I am not attracted to the other person? Because your god says it’s “bad” and “wrong”?

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          1. Howard Smith Jr.

            So, we finally know why RD is so bitter. She’s obviously had some sort of traumatic incident and chose to be gay to cope with it. RD, its not to late. We can help you. You just need to ask and we’ll be there for you, to correct your mistake and make you happy.

          2. RD

            “So, we finally know why RD is so bitter. She’s obviously had some sort of traumatic incident and chose to be gay to cope with it.”

            Actually, I’m bitter because of ill-informed, close-minded people like you treating me like shit throughout my life. I’m gay because I like women. End of story.

            “RD, its not to late. We can help you. You just need to ask and we’ll be there for you, to correct your mistake and make you happy.”

            Oh yeah? How’ll you correct my “mistake” and make me “happy”? Mind elaborating on that?

          3. Howard Smith Jr.

            RD, i used to be like you. My father did “things” to me that i won’t repeat, and the trauma made me do crazy things. I was on the streets, doing drugs and buying male prostitutes. But then, my friends convinced me to get help. I went to my local church. They helped me. They fixed up my life and i’ve never been happier, and i now live in North Pole, Alaska with my beautiful wife and kids. Please, RD, go to your local church to get help, i just want you to be happy.

          4. RD

            “RD, i used to be like you. My father did “things” to me that i won’t repeat, and the trauma made me do crazy things.”

            My father never sexually abused me, if that’s what you’re suggesting. If anything, he and my stepmother have been spectacular parents and have raised me to be an intelligent, independent young woman.

            “I was on the streets, doing drugs and buying male prostitutes.”

            I’ve never touched drugs, never hired a prostitute, and the most sexual activity I’ve had has been kissing (which isn’t even sexual).

            “But then, my friends convinced me to get help. I went to my local church. They helped me. They fixed up my life and i’ve never been happier, and i now live in North Pole, Alaska with my beautiful wife and kids. Please, RD, go to your local church to get help, i just want you to be happy.”

            Because you were a drug addict buying prostitutes, if what you say is true. My friends have been nothing if not supportive of my “choice” to be gay.
            I go to a local church every week for fellowship. My parents and family at home attend a church that is on the grounds of a monastery. The abbot, who is also the senior priest of this Christian church, knows that I identify as homosexual and not only supports me, but gives me hugs and tells me how happy he is to see me every time I visit. That’s love. That’s happiness.

  7. Ebony Prince

    Your claims alone show how dirty, filthy and over-sexualized YOUR mind is. One must really harbor gay thoughts (which i don´t see anything bad or wrong with) to interpret light sabres to be penises. LMAO! Ridiculous religious person. Hey, fuckwit, why don´t you join forces with the Taliban and Bin-Laden? That´s your crowd!

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    1. BM

      ^ That seems about right, strangely enough. I hadn’t heard of the term before, though, so for others: “Poe’s Law is an axiom suggesting that it’s difficult to distinguish between parodies of religious fundamentalism (or, more generally, parodies of any crackpot or extremist belief) and genuine proponents of religious fundamentalism, since they both seem equally insane. Conversely, real fundamentalism can easily be mistaken for a parody of fundamentalism.” (from http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law)

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  8. God

    Bioware is NOT Chinese it is a company under Ea that was started in California!![img]http://www.redstate.com/neil_stevens/files/2009/09/doublefacepalm.jpg[/img]

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  9. Matt

    I personally am highly offended by the things that have been said not only in this particular page but several others. I believe that the makers of this site, though decently educated and artistic, have a one-sided view of life and those that inhabit it. I chose to become Catholic a couple of years ago and have never thought twice. However, I do not agree with the dragging of biblical scripture into a conversation that it does not belong in.

    Please do more research on the topics that you pose. I myself am not perfect and have sinned, but think of two things, please:
    1-It is not the gun that chooses to kill, but the wielder
    2-I adopted years ago the mentality of putting oneself into another person to
    better understand the way they think. Perhaps this is something that you need
    to learn.

    Otherwise, beyond what I have said, I enjoyed the layout of your site, and especially the ‘double facepalm’ picture.

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  10. Lanche Leecham

    OOOH Tyson, You showed her….

    Your an ass. Also your article is utterly ridiculous. your obsession with making everything from penis’, light sabers to logic.
    Why is everything gay with You Tyson?

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  11. TeamFortress2 ForEver

    Bioware is cool and doesn’t afraid of anything.

    So is VALVe.

    Therefore, VALVe must be a “Chinese Communist Company”, even though all signs point to no.

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  12. Oliver Smith

    Just like how they gays drug children to control their minds and make them to things they don’t want to.

    gays and catholic priests.

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  13. Oliver Smith

    What scares me most about this product, which Tyson doesn’t even begin to touch on, what is more threatening to good western civilization as much as to the salvation of soles by bringing them to our Lord, is that it attempts to teach people with how to cope with living as a posessed satanist, and that going to hell will be a good time!!!

    We’ve all heard that Darth Vader rules the galaxie in starwars, and we know that he is posessed by the dark side – which is code for raped by the devil in hell. And yet this game encourages players to act out the part of a dark side character! This can only lead to children believing that they have been through the worst of it and taking away their fear of going to hell! Children who don’t fear going to hell are guaranteed to grow up as satanists, witches, gays or catholic priests. Such kids are guaranteed to wind up creating gangs, smuggling drugs or joining the catholic church.

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!!

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      1. EpicStoryRandomFacts

        So If am right to understand Catholics not only lie about Individual games but your also lets say ”Racist” to people who have different beliefs remember what happened many years ago when people didnt follow what your single religion wanted? It began with the Holy Crusades then your religion was forced to the ground by people like us The fact you ”Attempted” to gang on RD ”Lol at the fact Raging Dyke” well actually no the fact the majority of Christian Priests – Popes are actually Child Abuses your entire Religion is Crumberling and the only people who belief it are idiots who cant think for themselfs Tyson your views on different games and actions which are reducing views on certain games or Avertisements are weak without proof Your just sad old man that will fall to death and relise there is no god. There is no Hell. Your an Idiot beliefing in something that has no proof behind it WOW you have a few followers who are too thick to think for themselfs have you not relised a good portion of priests and such are homosexual themselfs? Woh that makes up almost 70% of religion broken down and destroyed what about the other 30%? Ill wait for ya’s to die misrable and not considouring the fun side of life not the dull shit that revoles inside a church.

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  15. Common Sense

    Ok, to all the ranters on here, just one thing to say:

    THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE!!!

    If not just the subject and tone of this article alerts you to that, just check the other articles on the site…

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  16. Galen

    I’m convinced Tyson Bowers III is either:
    1) An epic troll, or
    2) The ultimate hustler

    Either way, Tyson wins my support for granting unto me so many lulz. Ceiling Cat is pleased.

    Also, where are the dinosaurs?

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  17. Nick

    Alright then, this has been fun, but time to end the party.

    Tyson, you’re completely over-analyzing every single image, and stereotyping more than I’ve ever even heard of anyone doing (in our day and age, at least – the kinds of stereotypes you’re pulling are some 1860’s stories). So, you’re saying that lightsabers are “penis swords”? So, what is a candlestick? What is a broomstick? What is [fill in cylindrical item]? Are they all penises? Many other issues have been touched on already, but I’d like to bring a couple to light that everyone seems to be “O.K.” with.

    “Children who don’t fear going to hell are guaranteed to grow up as satanists, witches, gays or catholic priests. Such kids are guaranteed to wind up creating gangs, smuggling drugs or joining the catholic church.” – courtesy Oliver Smith here.

    Ok, so maybe someone doesn’t believe that they are going to go to hell for playing a VIDEO GAME. Hrmm, that doesn’t seem that weird to me, but apparently it’s weird to you. So, lets take into account what you’ve said here. Children who don’t fear going to hell are GUARANTEED to grow up as SATANISTS, witches, gays, or CATHOLIC PRIESTS. Kind of a huge flip on that one. Satanism is the religion whose members believe that Satan (Lucifer) is the real deity in regards to the Christian religion, and that their praise to him will grant them the same or greater rewards than that offered by God has in the Christian Bible. Here’s where you contradicted yourself. Catholic Priests are members of the Catholic Church (Catholicism being a division of the Christian religion believing in such things as original sin, predestination, sacraments, and the necessity to confess your sins to a priest), who openly and fully support the teachings of the Christian God and the same Bible. Yes, there have been cases of Catholic Priests having “unfriendly” relations with young boys…but those are SOME CASES. Unfortunately for all of us, bad people exist on this planet. Fortunately for MOST of us, those bad people don’t brand an entire group of people to be the exact same. Most of us grew out of that after the Salem Witch Trials (1692, if you’d like to read up on it).

    Now, based on your logic here, we can assert the actions of one or two people to an entire group of people, yes? Alright then, so we can now assert that all “Born Again Christians” are exactly like a man named Jeffrey Dahmer. Don’t know who he is? Ok then, I’ll tell you. Dahmer was a young man who grew up in America, born and raised in Wisconsin, went to Ohio State University, served in the US Armed Forces, lived with his grandmother for six years, and then found himself in a rough place, and decided to convert to Christianity. Story of salvation? I think not. Let’s look at the specifics.

    He grew up in Wisconsin, in his neighborhood he would often cruise around looking for dead animals to dissect, and put their heads on spikes. He dropped out of Ohio State University after one semester, and his father forced him to join the Army, from which he was discharged due to his alcoholism. He lived with his grandmother for six years, during which time he dissolved animals in chemicals, stole mannequins of males and slept with them, and began keeping guns on his person at all times. The “rough place” he found himself in was prison, where he was sent after raping and killing 17 young men, sometimes keeping and eating parts of them. He decided to become a born again christian just before his life ended, as an attempt to get out of his life sentence on good behavior.
    So, based on your logic – all Born Again Christians (Which, if you seem to think Catholics are evil, is you, Oliver) are alcoholic, antisocial personality disorder, sociopaths who homosexually rape people.

    Now, you probably don’t think you fit into that category. Funny though, because he did it, so you MUST be the same. Now you see the problem with stereotypes – just because one person did it, doesn’t mean they all do. The problem with stereotypes is, well frankly, they can bite back.

    Bitch.

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  18. Satins spawn

    i wonder are the site moderators/admin GAY ? all i see is in all the releases home and gay comments? really ? hey man time to come out the closet? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the Devil is roling in his grave LAUGHING his ASS OFF. you guys need help and i mean this GET HELP PROFESSIONAL HELP

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  19. MDM114455

    Ok im not particularly Religious in the fact that i dont go to church. i believe in God and that is enough.

    but one thing i ahve to point out is i dont believe in hell nor satan.

    How does this game make me go to a hell that does not exist?

    and lastly I have many friends who are gay male and female.

    they are good people like the rest of us they wont go to hell for their choice of partner.

    and your site is completely screwed up you say assassins creed and starwars are evil and gay ect

    yet you call eminem a Portrait for Cristianity . the guy raps about homosexuals drugs prostitutes killing his mother ect ect ect.(Eminem’s Music is amazing)

    that said. u people are completely dimwitted for that alone.

    now why dont u step away from the compluter and never come back coz you have no real proof of anythign u write here

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    1. Joe L. Slaughter

      I rebuke your comment in the name of the lord!

      Well, I believe in Hell and htat’s where you’re headed unless you clean up your language, young man! Jesus clearly listed all the things that would land you in Damnation and that included talking back to your elders, voting Democrat, and not going to church.

      Also, Satan is proably licking his lips waiting for your juicy buns to land in Hell so he can have at you. Loooking forward to that?! REPENT!

      Yours in Jesus Christ,
      Joe

      Trump/Palin 2014!

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  20. Tyson Bowers IIISusan B. Xenu Post author

    “while la migra is searching for the taco maker who raped 3 girls after jumping the border.”
    what a turn of phrase!

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  21. anonymous

    You know whats funny about you people?

    Jesus performs all these things you call miracles. Walking on water, turning water into wine, and other stuff.

    But if I did all those things, its called witchcraft.

    Funny huh?

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  22. AtheismRox

    This is an awfully wrong way to compensate for your abnormally small “lightgsabers”.
    And im pretty sure you conservative christian fucks still believe the world is motherfucking flat.

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  23. Chuck Norris Approves

    Maybe you should take another shot at that high school diploma rather than spouting whatever nonsense that has been forcibly stuffed down your throat.

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  24. hahahahah

    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    Christians are funny.

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  25. Truth vs Facts

    One thing that all of you are forgetting is religious people only believe what their religious leaders tell them to believe. So everyone is wasting their breath. Religious people like these don’t know how to think for themselves.

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  26. ThankYouSWTOR

    Wow.

    It’s really funny to see people being this asinine. This article is either a joke, or the stupidest, least-researched collection of homophobic ramblings I’ve ever read.
    I love BioWare and plan to play SWTOR when it releases. The game promotes making good choices, strength, love, and that good always triumphs.

    I happen to be a Christian, and apologize on behalf of the rest of my people who aren’t batshit insane.

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  27. Rick

    Wow, seriously. You guys don’t recognize satirical writing, and as we interweb users call it – trolling?

    This entire article is a joke! None of it is real… these guys are yanking our collective chains, and everyone is buying it.

    Look at the blatant inaccuracies – Bioware a chinese company? Grand Theft Auto made by Bioware? A lightsaber called a Lightning sword?

    These are intentional mistakes to make them seem a tad more insane, and less credible, so that people will speak out! You’ve all fallen for itttttttt!

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  28. MarioBlessAmerica

    Ok I need some help here…this is a joke right? This author really doesn’t think this and he’s just being funny right? I’ve read like three articles full of nonsense and I just need someone to tell me if this is fake! Cuz there’s no way this could be real…right?

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  29. wii uk

    Thank you a lot for sharing this with all folks you really know what you are speaking about! Bookmarked. Kindly also talk over with my site =). We could have a link alternate contract between us

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  30. McBeth

    ok… Not only do you call us commies but you also consider that we are Chinese? (I’m a French Canadian)

    Not only that you consider that creating a fictional environment to entertain people of all ages is sinful? Where did Our Lord said that we’re not allowed to create an alternative environment in our mind to express our daily frustration?

    Since Internet as well is a alternative environment such as one created in a video game (or in any book for that matter) we should help the kid make the distinction between reality and fiction. It would be more constructive than telling that every fictional creation deserve to go to the index.

    (sorry for the typos English is not my first language)

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