1. Take a piece of paper and crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up, but don’t rip it.
2. Unfold the paper, smooth it out and look how scarred and dirty it is.
3. Now tell the piece of paper you are sorry and try really hard to make the paper look like it did before you abused it.
4. Notice that no matter how hard you try, you can’t undo the damage of the abuse, no matter how hard you flatten out the creased paper.
This is what homosexuality does to your spirit. No matter how hard you try to fix what you have done to your body, the scar still remain on your soul and Jesus can not forgive you for that. So before you fold and crumple your body with gay sin docking creases, remember that you can try and pretend it never happened and might be able to tell everyone you are sorry, the fact is, those marks of sin will never go away.
Andrea is the daughter of an immigrant Greek family, so she knows the how the great LEGAL immigration system in America works. Due to her family following the rules of American citizenship, God blessed her family with a restaurant, where she worked as a waitress during her teenage years. In 1997 she graduated high school and attended Lehigh University and majored in Journalism and French. She knew if she wanted to be a true journalist, she would have to learn the language of the socialist and lazy enemies of the world. This is why she is also fluent in Mexican, British and Liberal Twaddle.
After college, Andrea did what most liberal woman aren’t capable of and got a high ranking job by using her wits, brains and not using women’s rights to further her career. Tantaros joined the Holy Gail of all journalism networks, Fox News, in April 2010 and currently co-hosts one of the greatest shows on cable, “The Five”, where she gives perfect skinned and plump glossy lipped truth commentary on current events.
If I didn’t commit my life to God, Andrea is the type of woman I would court.
What Liberal Women Can Learn From Andrea Tantaros
FASHION – Without fully exposing her sin treats, Princess Tantaros is able to embody class with sass. It is very important for woman to look professional when working in the man’s world and Andrea is able to mix and match proper waist size dresses and at the same time not wear something that would distract her male co-workers with thoughts of naught imagery. Men who work with liberal hussies, who dress like cheap $3 French whores, are shown to work at a 45% productivity rate, but when you put those same men with a classy Goddess like Andrea, their productivity is at full staff and capacity.
BEAUTY – Is it just me or does it seem like conservative woman have a natural glow to them? All liberal women need to wear make up. No man should ever see what these goal-less female’s truly look like without at least some foundation. When you have an angelic face like Andrea, make up is always optional. Now if libby females could take a note from “Drea Drea” and actually wash their faces after a long day of Wall Street protesting or maybe used some face cleanser to clear up their pot smoke causing zits, they might have a chance to have 1/87 of the beauty that our soft skinned angel Andrea effortlessly flaunts. But all in all, Andrea’s beauty is God given and remember God favors and gifts those who walk in his light, not denying him with Socialism.
HYGIENE – Sculpted P90X style biceps, white glistening teeth, hydrated lips, smooth Pro-active skin, lotion sopped legs and Vidal Sassoon, split end free hair. These are traits you would never use to describe a liberal fem, these are the words that echo in the Fox News hallways when they speak of Andrea. You would never hear such praises in the MSNBC coffee room, as the typical anti-God female thinks that walking around with a “Bed Head” boy hair cut and belly fat is respectable and natural. If looking like that was natural, why didn’t God make Eve a short haired dyke? He made Eve beautiful and by doing that, God was telling his children that women need to follow some basic rules of female hygiene. I bet if God sent down a photo of Eve, she would look identically like Andrea.
CAREER – Andrea didn’t get her career by performing countless mouth sex acts in the back alley of MSNBC or spreading her legs in the conference room at the HLN office. No, she used her God given brain power to work long hours to EARN her way to the top of the journalist totem pole. If liberal females could understand that they could use their mental talents instead of their vaginal talents, they might move up in the world with respect instead of sexual butt slaps.
So I leave you with this question and a song dedication:
Sick and twisted sexual beliefs could be carefully inserted into the minds of America’s children without us even knowing it. Mormons, the people who want marriage to be a orgy fest of demonic proportion, have infiltrated the Jewish community of Hollywood in hopes to spread their vile religion via TV shows, music and magazines. When will these fake Christians realize the American people think that their beliefs in a multi-vagina lifestyle and hocus pocus hat trick religion is a crock, This religion was created just so the elders could tax their own people and have an annual rub and tug orgy party in Utah. Below is a list of camouflage celebrities who you need to boycotted.
People don’t realize that Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell was actually a way to keep homosexuals from craving attention while serving in the military. This point is proven by all the homosexuals making YouTube videos showing off their gayness. They act like DADT has kept them in the closet from their friends and family, but in reality they just used DADT as an excuse to hide their sinful lifestyle from the world.
When you sign up for the military, you are not signing up to join a fan club or an exclusive gyn membership. The only think you should be concerned about is your training and how you are going to kill terrorists.
Why do homosexuals think DADT is all about them? How do all the heterosexuals that serve keep their sex life out of the picture while doing their job in the military? This is because they followed the rules of not letting their sex life or the need to use their sexuality to get attention interfere with their duties. How many YouTube videos are being posted of heterosexual servicemen calling up family members and telling them that they are heteros and that they couldn’t let their families know because the military is hateful? None! This is because heteros don’t let their sex choices make who they are.
Gays will tell you that they like to perform sin docking with other males even before you ask them. Sometimes you might not even be thinking about if they like to mouth sex act on another same sex partner, before they throw on a shirt saying they love penis. Unlike healthy minded heteros, gays can’t understand that no one cares or wants to know what they do. We all know they are going to hell and we keep that to ourselves, while they flaunt their sin scepters at their annual parades for all the world to see. Just like it would be rude for a hetero couple to be having sexy talk at a restaurant, it is unacceptable for gays to show off their sick choices of sexual appetite. I thought gays want people out of their bedrooms? Well that privacy stops once they bring their bedrooms out into public.
This is why the military should reinstate DADT, but change it to something the gays can’t cry about. The new name would be “DADC” which stands for “Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care”. This way gays can’t run around saying they couldn’t fully serve cause they had to be quite about their sexual deviance. Instead, unless someone asks them if they like to gobble down on man candy sacs, they have to sit there and shut up up their sex life. I know the urges of not getting attention or not having the ability to write sad letters to their friends about how they are outcast due to their sexuality, but the military needs to rid soldiers of the thoughts that sex and lifestyle have a place in battle. This includes both hetero and homo lifestyles.
There is nothing happy or cheerful about your child being covered in gay devil DNA by a young boy praying ass bandit, but in an attempt to trick children into craving sexual attention from lurking homosexuals, The Homo Gay Agenda has released a new “Super Soaker” toy to brainwash children into confusing them with demonic urges. This new gun toy imitates the feeling of Billy Jazz Hands attacking your unsuspecting male child with his penile spatter, while he tickles his taint with feelings of naughty pedophilia accomplishments. Remember, this is not the first or even tenth attempt I have exposed on this matter. Back in 2010, I showed you how the gays were targeting young Mexican boys to turn them into Mexi-gays.
Nothing is worst than homosexuality, but a close third would be the act of self sexing. Remember, touching yourself in a non-child making matter is equal to rape. As a double whammy, the gays also crafted this gun to teach young men how to firmly grip their flesh torpedo in a sexual fashion while they pump it to the point of making climax.
The gays who made this commercial even show they love for variety in young boys. Notice that they even use a little black boy and a communist China kid in the commercial to not only add spice to their child Pee-wee Herman self sexing theater film, but to also promote interracial man/boy gay relationships.
So not only do we need to worry about MAC (Men Attacking Children) marketing their iGay products to turn your children homo, we now how to worry about toys that reenact gay men releasing their homosexually disease loaded goo on our child.
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If you’re like me, your heart flutters at the thought of a gay bash. There is nothing like a good ol’ fashion gay bash to get out the stress that has been building up over the long work week. Not only does it allow you to release some steam with others, but it’s healthy for a group of males to gather looking for some fun and show off their alpha male dominate strengths and to share an event based on their beliefs and values.
Back in my early years, a gay bash was a weekly even where all my college buddies would get together and walk the streets looking for some kind of ruckus to be a part of. Nowadays, you can’t even say the word “gay bash” without some liberal getting all uptight. Maybe it is due to the fact that the homosexual movement has hi-jacked the work “gay” into something that refers to two men inserting their syphilis pole into each other’s fairy portal. A gay bash use to be a gathering of friends who were just looking to have a “gay ol’ time” or to have a “happy (the real meaning of gay) party or bash”.
Gay Bashing How To
Now that our streets are no longer staff to walk around at night due to the large increase of non-American raced people. A gay bash should be hosted at your house.
Who to Invite and Who Not to Invite
Make sure to invite no more than one colored friend, this will be a great way to show your other buddies how diverse and accepting you are of people from sinful bloodlines.
Even if your homosexual neighbor gets wind of your party, make sure he knows that he is not allowed at your gay bash. Bringing a gay to a gay bash will send your friends homosexual support messages and this can ruin valuable friendships.
Women, the only women at this party should be the wives who prepare the food and decorations. They also should stay inside the kitchen unless they come out to serve drinks and finger foods.
Make sure to enroll you children at a weekend Bible camp. Kids only get in the way of manly type gatherings and can but a sense of stress onto your guests. If no Bible study is being offered on that day, send them to your wive’s mothers or ground them to their room.
How to Decorate
First of all, your wife is in charge of this duty. Tell your wife that she better not embarrass you with poor cooking and interior design skills.
Make sure you don’t serve anything that could be mistaken for a penis. Cucumbers, carrots, hotdogs and celery sticks are a no no. Men don’t want to be seen with other men shoving chlorophyll filled penile sticks in their mouths while other men are around.
You wife needs to make sure to remove any of her knick knacks. This will be seen as a sign of weakness.
The room that is holding the event should be heavily decorated in leather chairs or sofas, bowls full of potato chips and dip, a cigar box, big screen TV and don’t forget the painting or photo of both Jesus and Ronald Reagan hanging on the northern wall. If you wife complains and says that these things are two heavy, let her know their is around 15 other wives on the block that can come over and help.
Converstaion Topics
Content is key to a party and no party can go off without a hitch if conversation is dull. If your find the party has a silent spot, just stick to the basics:
Illegals Mexicans.
Blacks and welfare.
Liberals.
Obama’s real birth place.
How gays are stalking our children.
Ronald Reagan.
Child punishment techniques.
Wife punishment techniques.
Games
Spictionary
One of my personal favorites. What you do here is take a piece of paper and try and draw a different kind of Latino from a different state in Mexico. For example, you could draw a gorilla looking communist with a cigar and your buddies would try and guess that it is Fidel Castro or another acceptable answer would be “Cuban”. Another one would be drawing a hole with American paid for ropes pulling up clumsy miners and your friends would guess ‘Chilean”.
This game is also good for family night. Your kids learn about the many different types of tortilla tossers and your wife will feel like she got some type of worldly education that she can gossip about at next weeks scrapbook club.
7 Minutes in Heaven
Ever wondered what Heaven was like? Well let us take a trip with our minds to the pearly gated kingdom. In this game, you have you friend close his eyes and he pretends he is in Heaven for 7 Minutes. This game not only connects you closer to God, but also can turn into great conversation after each player is finished.
If I could spend 7 minutes in heaven, I would personally ask where we can find Obama’s real birth certificate and also try and ask if anyone knows the cure for gay.
Circle Jerk
Nothing like a group of male friends partaking in a game of “circle jerk”. If you’ve never played this game, you are missing out on a lot of laughs!
In this game, you and your friends sit around in a circle and one by one say some of the things you’ve said to your wife when she messes up. If the other players have said the same thing, they raise their hands, if they haven’t they don’t and they get to yell “Jerk!”.
This game makes men realize that they are not alone when it comes to their clumsy and feeble minded female sub-partner.
For those who thought God’s first and last test to mankind was 6,000 years ago, think again. God has had another test tucked away inside the female fish cave since her creation from Adam’s rib. This flesh hanging “forbidden fruit” is scientifically called a “vaginal wart” or “clitoral muscle”. This muscle was placed on the female’s upper baby hole after Eve tricked Adam into taking a bit out of the first Forbidden Fruit in the Garden of Eden. Since mankind failed that test, God wanted to put in place a new test that would weed out the true sinners among his flock. God is able to find out who is touching this button of sin because once touched it releases a sinful urge of orgasmic feeling throughout the female body and she screams in a demonic pleasure that alerts God of any foul sex play.
The clitoral muscle is just like the forbidden fruit tree in The Old Testament. It was a dangling moist and ripe piece of sweet irresistible pleasure that once picked and played with, would ban Adam and Eve from Eden and bring Original Sin on to mankind. Just like the fruit, the clitoris whispers enticements into a man’s ear, knowing that once touched our picked, it will send his female into a Satanic frenzy of orgasmic pleasure, but at the same time break God’s trust.
When aroused during baby creation, the sin snake tickles the woman’s child tunnel and forces the clitoral muscle to peak out and tempt the man with curiosity, almost like a low hanging fruit tempting its possible pray into coming closer to take a gander at its secreting juices of Satanic sweetness. When touched or pushed, it is like ringing Satan’s doorbell and asking him if you can enter his house of all night S&M, sin orgies. You don’t want to be mingling with those party goers, as God will remove you from his VIP list in Heaven.
Remember women are not meant to feel sexual pleasure, as that was their punishment for tempting man into sin. If your female has been bringing up clitoral play during dinner time, she most likely has been gossiping with liberal female minded housewives during chore hours and they have been filling her mind with delusions of explicit sexual grandeur.
So men, even if you are lollipoping the sin spot with your toungue and shoving a massaging plastic torpedo onto your women’s gush button, you are engaging in a three way with sex master Satan. Also remember, if your woman is asking you to explore her fishing hole or that she is unable to reach “female climax”, gently yell at her and tell her that those are just whispers of Satan coming out of her mouth and they only “climax” she needs to worry about is yours. Also remind her of her female duties and that women gave up their right to climax 6,000 years ago.
Now with that out of the way, let us watch a moral video:
Bitches be hating on jesus
But they be running when they sees us…christians
Ya’ll fakers be dissing the bible
But when i die i know where i go…heaven
Talking that trash, spitting the vile hate
Niggas wanting to live in a god free state
john 3:16 is how be living
I’m close to god while you be sinning
chorus
Don’t be hating on the son from above
Love so pure its like a white dove
All you atheists have your soul for sale
and the only thing you be getting is sent to hell to dwell, thats not swell.
Cause bitches be hating on jesus
acting like their soul is in recess
Cause bitches be hating on jesus
best be knowing he gunna reject your heaven visas
Bitches be hating on Jesus
Better watch your I’ll turn you into Ceasers…..I’m Brutus
All ya’ll not reading the verses
Ya’ll be living in hell when you in your hurses….bitches
Wanna be slanging and gang banging
Denying that God was crossly hanging
Plan Parenthood be the hood you be throwing
How dare you smile and kill a baby growing
chorus
Don’t be hating on the son from above
Love so pure its like a white dove
All you atheists have your soul for sale
and the only thing you be getting is sent to hell to dwell, thats not swell.
Cause bitches be hating on jesus
acting like their soul is in recess
Cause bitches be hating on jesus
best be knowing he gunna reject your heaven visas
All you bitch niggas all be frontin’
666 is the only number you be claiming
We told you back in January about the end of the world and many have not taken our holy warning. We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year.
Here is a beautiful movie put together to show you that the rapture is coming:
Proof of the end timeline
11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).
4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).
33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).
1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).
1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).
2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).
Who will most likely be rejected entry to God’s exclusive club?
Look at the liberals from CNN mocking God’s word. This is why they are on the list to burning in Hell for eternity.
Coachella is a concert event for neo hippies, naked beer drinkers and drug addicts. Each year the event grows in numbers and so do its cases of rape, murder and cases of teenage runways. No were else are so many drugs taken, orgies performed and victimaztion of America’s young daughters.
Drugs, rape and music. What a perfect combination! The festival is a huge mask to make it seem like it is about music, but it is only about sex. Boys use drugs to make girls pass out or to make them not have the ability to fight back while they are performing a gang rape on them. The music is to cover up any type of screams or cries for help.
Graphs and Statistics
Since 2006, we have be conducting a serious of tests to find out some hard proof of what goes on at the festival of liberal brainwash and the results are shocking. Parents, please understand we only show you these things, so you can take control and bring your children back to the Lord.
This graph shows how many cases of STD contractions happen at Coachella Fest.
Be warned! Your daughter maybe having a lot of unprotected sex at this concert. Here is how many females got pregnant during this music orgy.
Photos of Your Daughters Dressed Like Whores and Hippies
Girls are pressured and sometimes forced to dress up and walk around like little $2 harlot whores and guess what? Your daughter has been spending the past few weeks looking for the most shortest part of shorts and the most see through and open top shirt, so she can expose her milk sacs to half brain dead drug addict boys.
Why Your Children Will Most Likely Die
With the amount of drugs and rape, your daughter or son has a large chance of dying from a drug overdose, alcohol poisoning, sex game gone wrong accident or be murdered by a Ecstasy induced wizard.
Just remember the chance of your baby contracting a STD during Coachella is increased by 86 percent -/+ 1. Also, if you daughter is at the festival already, there is a good chance she has already performed mouth sex acts on atleast 4 people and has shown off her milk sacs to an uncountable number. Now imagine if you could stop that?
UPDATE
We have just been told Coachella is also sponsored by Plan Parenthood!
Blacks are so angry and have much rage for no reason and so much disrespect in their ghetto lingo. The females are even fierce spicy.
I guess we could blame a little of their anger on us higher educated white folks. I mean think about it. They would probably be happier if we just left then being desert hunter and gathers. Instead we bought them at a bargain prices from their Zulu tribesmen leaders and forced them to assimilate into the modern white world.
That set aside, we do know they have infiltrated not only our presidency (only by half), but they have shadow melted themselves into local government branches. Let’s see how well Mama Boo Boo handles herself when she is “Dis respe-ct’d.”
Half way through the video I was waiting for the female species to start throwing feces at her fellow Afro Saxons. Good thing the dominant male was able to put her in her place with a good old fashion verbal strike.
Ladies and gentlemen, we here at Christwire are not racist. We just don’t want our government, no matter how big or small, be ran like a watermelon stand.
Another day of female bombardment of sexual enticement. The dirty little Mexican hacienda whore, Eva Longoria, decided to use the David Letterman show to display her under developed mile sacks off to the world. She knows David is a sinner when it comes to out of marriage sex acts and she knew if she showed up dresses like a 2 peso whore, she could get the much media attention needed to satisfy her hunger for negative attention.
I wonder how many children have now been infected with the devil thoughts of touching them self in a self sexing manner? I wonder how many little girls now think they need to expose their bare chests to make people like them?
Just like her other left wing liberal devil whores, Eva knows she is doing this damage and gets off on it. She knows the more sex she spews, the closet she can get children to Satan.
I wonder what is really in her cookbook? How to make pot treats or maybe how to drug your date with some sleeping pill salad?
Kathy Griffin is a disease. A disease that rots everything it touches. A disease that would make AID infested homosexuals point at and say “Glad I don’t have that sickness”. As the title says, she is nothing but a whore dumpster and that is the nicest word we could find without being vulgar.
Why is she a whore dumpster? Her jokes are meant to do nothing but harm people and their children. We saw this example we she viciously attacked a under-aged Bristol Palin. He tries to degrade everyone, because she is dead inside and wants to try and pull people down to her level. Notice how even with her most wild rants and publicity stunts, she doesn’t get any coverage. She has tried everything from posing nude, to show off her non toned bodied and pancake like milk sacks, to trying to have a fake interracial sin relationship with the chiseled faced black boy from the Old Spice commercials. This types of acts can be seen from the same people who are baby eaters. Yes, baby eaters and I bet if it was legal this hell hound would love to dine on live 1 month old children.
This mass of human waste does anything she can to get attention, which leads me to believe that due to her hideous looks, that the only comfort or touch of a man has been by molestation. Her face would make any post op tranny cringe in fear and disgust. Every image of her has gone through hours of brain draining photoshoping. When she is finally laid to rest, the maggots won’t even bother feasting on her tainted flesh.
She preaches that she has a verified Twitter account and the only thing verified about her twitter account, is that she is a verified fire haired, sin pale, hooker whore.
I rather be stuck on an island with that fat racist homo, Perez Hilton instead of this whoring mongering filth.
We pray for the day that we see a top trend on Twitter that says #kathygriffinRIP or even #skanywhoreredheaddiesfrombeingafancyslut. Maybe we should have everyone write their congress person and DEMAND that burning at the stake or public hanging should be put back into affect! There should be no room in America for these vocal terrorist!
After we reported Mtv’s newest campaign to promote the raping of females, USC took Mtv’s idea and made a sex campaign of their own. In the photos below you will see two people engaging in sexual acts and one photos shows the female sinner performing a mouth sex act on the young cut gentleman.
USC created this fake stunt of a photo shoot to show that their school is cool and lets possible future students think, if they come to USC they will get “sex action”. What parent would want their child to attend a college that wants their kids to possible take the chance of pre-martial sex or even worse, be apart of a interracial sex party!
USC needs to change their name to “University of Sin and Copulation”.
America’s immigration problem is out of control and we need to stop sugar coating it. Everyday illegals who are mainly Mexican are living off the hard earned American (born and LEGALLY immigrated) families. Not only do they live here for free, we change our way of life to make them feel more at home. News flash, this isn’t their home.
I hate having to look for the signs in English, because the sign in written huge in Spanish and underneath is English. English is the American language, always has been, but now to make sure the freeloaders feel comfortable. They expect us to take the time out of our 9-5 working schedules to learn some foreign dialect, while they sit on their asses eating tacos. They have plenty of time to open a book and learn some basic American words. Maybe learn the sentence “I need a job” or how about “I’m a freeloader, feed me.”
I’m tired of seeing Mexican flags flying higher then American flags, I’m tired of having to see their holidays merged into ours, If their country is so great, they why did they leave in the first place? Seems to me they have almost a battered wife battered syndrome and Mexico is the abusive husband. But I guess that is normal in Mexican households anyways.
When I traveled to Mexico for 6 months, I made sure I knew the language, the culture and the laws. I did’t expect the locals to conform to my ways of life to make me feel more at home. Why is it so much to ask for people to do the same here, while they live in our country on a open tab? We need to stop babying these people and let them know this is not their country and if they want to live here they need to follow some simple American made laws.
The only thing good to come out of Mexico is those hot little mamacitas on those Mexican soap operas. Why can’t we get them to come over? I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard for them to get a successful American to marry then for a green card.
Mtv has now unleashed their new campaign to force children into premarital sexual contact. First it was to show how cool it is to have a baby at a young age, then they showed how it was cool to be a young high school fish cave worshiper and now they are showing male children how to rape young females. Using a comic book style, Mtv is brainwashing males to be entice with sin thoughts and giving them a blueprint on how to go about forcing their sin snake into a females baby magic door. Mtv should have its pro-gay agenda marketing team be taken off the airwaves and made to pay reparations to all the families they have destroyed and for all the young minds they have raped.
About Cory and Lex:
Lex has lived in the Bay Area for a long time, he may even have grown up here, mostly in the East Bay.
Cory has lived in San Francisco for over seven years, and only leaves The City under dire circumstances.
Lex is Canadian – he claims he has US citizenship, though documentation has yet to been seen.
Cory and Lex have done talk radio shows together off and on for five years.
Lex used to work for Cory. Yes, it is hard out there for a pimp.
According to drunk Giants fans, Cory is from a place that sucks…
Lex is a rapper; specializing in Jazz Hip-Hop.
Cory is not a rapper; specializing in drinking at Jazz Hip-Hop shows.
Cory has a domestic partner.
Lex is married.
Both Cory and Lex are aware they are very lucky that their ladies continue to put up with them. Cory’s secret: Great in bed. Lex’s secret: Your guess is as good as anyones.
Cory lives with a cat named Nod. He’s okay, for a cat.
Lex has a dog named Gretzky; probably named after Wayne Gretzky the hockey player.
Both Cory and Lex used to play hockey. Lex still plays hockey. Cory doesn’t “still play” anything.
