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51 Christian Friendly Words for Vegan

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  1. chlorophyll junkies
  2. meat denier
  3. soy muncher
  4. granola butcher
  5. leaf licker
  6. muff munching salad licker
  7. moss sucker
  8. ‎1,000 island addict
  9. hypocrite
  10. ranch devotee
  11. cucumber loving whorelot
  12. diarrhea daddies
  13. fruity felchers
  14. reverse colon cleansers
  15. broccoli heads
  16. tofu tyrants
  17. soy sadists
  18. bossy buddhists
  19. homovores
  20. skeleton face
  21. honey whores
  22. green hipster
  23. soy slut
  24. nut nibbler
  25. veggie violator
  26. pasta prostitute
  27. raper of ramen
  28. almond assassin
  29. kitchen nazi
  30. satanic pickle popper
  31. dim sum dumb dumb
  32. carrot hippy
  33. sniffer of satan’s salad bowl
  34. soft defecator
  35. dirty turnip twaddler
  36. sinfully marinated sugar plum fairy
  37. satan’s pansies
  38. fagetarian
  39. wheat whacker
  40. devil daisies
  41. tofu taint
  42. granola gagger
  43. twig chomper
  44. cucumster
  45. nut pickin’ honey-coater
  46. homosexually perverse heretical harbinger of satan’s league of homosexuals
  47. sniffer of satan’s salad bowl
  48. dirt eater
  49. limp-wristed leaf eater
  50. broccoli bimbo
  51. green anal seeper

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51 Christian Friendly Words for Male Masturbation
51 Christian Friendly Words for butthole
51 Christian Friendly Words for Female Masturbation
51 Christian Friendly Words for Testicles

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Pinterest – Wafting the Scent of Whoreness Under the Noses of Your Wives

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Has your wife been spending a lot of time on The Internet lately? Has she all of a sudden started wearing items she ordered from stores on “etsy”? Does she now try and bake cupcakes or chicken enchilada soup? Does she frantically take photos on her cellphone when she is at the store? If so, your wife has been exposed to a high level of Internet whoreness, called “Pinterest.com“.  Pinterest is a website devoted to turning obedient servant housewives into picture sharing prostitutes, who spend houses a day having fun with the girls, while you work hard to pay the house mortgage.

For hours a day, your wife is yucking it up with pools of whoring devil whores, who tickle her sin cravings with thoughts of deep sex climactic adventures. This type of activity is called “Pinning” and the more “Pinning” you do, the higher your slutness level is on this website of demonic orgasmic pleasure. “Pinning” is the equivalent of digitally “moist figuring” other members on the site, so be assured your wife has stuck her finger in multiple members by the time you arrive home from work. Also be warned, you wife is most likely dancing in the musky gayness side of Pinterest and making friendships will gay male users, who will tempt her with thoughts of leaving her kids and living a “Sex in the City” lifestyle.

Facts about Pinterest:

  1. Women who use Pinterest are more likely to give out mouth sex acts to large lines of men in back alleys.
  2. Women who use Pinterest try to trick their husbands into games of sexual rectal recon.
  3. The “P” in Pinterest, stands for penis.
  4. The average Pinterest user has been charged with child neglect, at least twice.
  5. Women who use Pinterest are guilty of sexually rubbing their Satan’s doorbell, while their husbands are at work.
  6. More than 80% of Pinterest users now fantasy about lesbian sex relations.
  7. 2 out of 3 Pinterest users have been fired from their jobs, do to “pinning” at work.
  8. Women who use Pinterest are more likely to invite sin snakes into their fecal cavern.

Look at all this sinful horseplay, no wonder men have reverted to violence, it is the only way to keep their wife from digitally whoring.

Examples of what your wife is exposed to on Pinterest:

Their sex driven homepage

Sex infused items

Introduction to whoring type books

Do it yourself “How To” abortion dolls

Alien sex toys

 

Q&A

Why Are Parents Letting Their Teens Attend the Coachella 2012 Pot Smoking Black Sodomy Orgy?

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Children who attend Coachella 2012 will be exposed to forceful anal sex intrusion while sinfully high on hydraulic Pontiac chronic, supplied by chocolate skinned urban dope dealing assassins. This year’s ring leaders are no other than hipped hopped’s deadliest homicide duel and ghetto thug kingpins, Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea. These two gangstas are trying to dip their menthol marinated, mocha fingers into the panties of America’s youthful white women via pot smoke and potty mouth music beats and at the same time training your young boys into lowering their goals to become minimum wage working nobodies.

These two king blacks will be brainwashing your porcelain skinned babies with melodies of cannabis musk and welfare pornography. This year’s Coachella is allowing them to bring their thuggary streets to white America’s front porch and your children will be coaxed into becoming future $2 Compton hookers and pimps waiting on their street corners looking to partake in thievery and cracked coke caned slobbery.

Twitter hashtags will not be streaming typical hipster festival party talk, no, Twitter feeds will be tagged with graphic vulgarities like, #4shizzled, #luvmezsumpotz, #justhadbuttsecs, #westcoastSodomyFTW #Ihatebeingwhite and #Looking4sumHos. Pot is known to drive women into wanting to dip their feet into the world of Sodomy and Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea will be encouraging your young princesses to post thousands of bandwidths worth of Twitpic photos of themselves tampering with pot smoking anal orgies to their food line friends in hopes of scoring some free amateur demon whacking materials.

The beer gardens will not be filled with America’s favorite beverages, instead it will be flooded with Mad Dawg and Old English 40 ounce bottles. This is the devil nectar that blacks use to quince their thirst from a long days worth of pot smoking and sexual taint tickling.

Two things threaten America, pot smoking hipped hoppers who try to lurk inside your daughter’s baby doors and sodomy. Both are creeping their hands up Lady Liberty’s virgin thighs and we as guardians of our children’s future must stop festivals that promote lazy black drug smoking lifestyles and festivals that teach our children to have sodomy styled sex acts.

Before allowing your sweetheart to go off to Coachella, just remember do you want your daughter’s milky nutrition tanks fondled by thousands of strangers and have their fecal cavern trained by sweaty hipsters and nappy headed Harlem hobbits?

Douchebagsofgrindr.com – A Fecal Forest of Demonic Gay Imagery

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Deep in the fecal scented fingers of gay cyberspace, lurks a monster against all Christian humanity. A monster with a thirst for male on male sin docking. A monster who has necromatic urges of dipping his love lure down their throats of willing and eager male slaves. A monster who dances in sugar plummed anal sin while singing show tunes and open mouth lip locks with satanic rainbow colored unicorns with foul and sinister mouths. This monster is called douchebagsofgrindr.com and it is lemon sprinkled with homogay community talk in the form of HTML tags like, femmephobia, blockophiles, body nazi, mezzy and mega douche and is layered with gay erotica that would make Elton John scream “QUEER!”

In this realm of internet, dwells the gayest of gay, the fistiest of fisters and most taint tickling turd tunneling horrors ever to be seen in .jpg format via high speed band widths. A land were DDF power bottoms can display their demonic urges to be “Kansas reversed pile driven” by a group of “cubs”, while dressed up in a Spiderman outfit. A cacophony of tough guy talk while wearing a Justin Bieber shirt with a matching fanny pack and faux hawk. A musky laced feces forest of P90X pectoral penile worshipers at their utmost unnatural fornicating gayness, who crave the open mud goblet of another sassy web surfer.

Everyday images are hand picked to show off the naughtiest of boys from the popular gay sex hook up site, Grindr. This is the type of site that gays use to impregnate their diseases of deep dish bare back pleasures into the minds of unsuspecting Google searching passerbyers. A young child might be looking for photos of Nazi bodies killed in WWII in the Bing image area and they will be unwillingly molested with imagery of men forcefully frockling their twink buddies dirty cyclops.

To prove that our review is NOT one sided and to show how vicious and unsafe this site is, even gay lifestyle journalist, Grindr frequenter and homo television super star, Aaron Heier, gives this website a “four limp” review, due to its graphic and overbearing homosexual nature. Sites like theses should be shut down for raping the web with digital gay terrorism.

Chisel Chested Shuan T is Trying to Turn Your Wife Into a Musk Craving Sin Whore

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Who is Shaun T?
If there is one man in the world that you need to keep your wife away from, it would be former Hipped Hopped artist, Shaun T. Shaun T is a biracial man, which means he has the good looks of a white person and the athletic build of his sin colored skinned field working ancestors. Within a matter of minutes, Shuan T could use his iron sculpted ads, bugling bronze biceps of his marble sculpted chest to entice your wive’s baby hole, with ticklings of moist demonic orgasmic pleasures.

Due to his half blackness, Shuan T can’t fight the urges to lick his plump lips with the thoughts of causing sexual chaos in the pants of women and is on a mission to inject white women with fantasies of pelvic thrusting late night penile rendezvous and fill their heads with thoughts of leaving their husbands for a baby faced cabana boy. How is he doing this you might ask? The simple answer is by using his hot workout videos called “Insanity”.

What is Insanity?
Shaun T knows that a normal man wouldn’t think twice at looking at his wive’s workout videos, as we all know men scoff at such non-sense. But little do you know, right under your noses there is a pornographically violent weapon lurking in your house and creeping its sticky hands down the frontal sex part region of your wife. This workout video is not the normal ladies in jump suits who lift light weights and jog in place for 30 mins, no. Everyday you wife is spending 45 mins of heart pounding sex play while gazing into the softly glazed bedroom eyes of Shuan T, while he taunts their lady fleshy bullet wounds with tantalizing lustful stares.

How is He Turning Your Wife Into a Whorelet?
Pulsing
Or as I call it, labia sex rubbings, is a movement where Shaun T has his female users use their inner thighs to lightly rub up against their flap dragon to mimic the act of tickling their own tangy turtle shell. Shaun has the women only do this for about 1 minute, as he knows it takes 1 minute and 2 seconds for a woman to reach a climax via self touching. He teases the women into a frenzy of sinful pleasure, begging for more, while their moist camel humps sits their waiting to be slayed.

Child’s Pose
This move is a popular position in porno films. The bent over move leaves the woman helpless and allows the man to insert his sin snake into any hole (via her harpy nest or her mud goblet) he wishes with the least resistance from the woman. Shaun T is subliminally teaching your women to crave this type of naughty sex play and they will eventually seek out a sex partner who is willing to violate them in a way God did not intend.

Downward Dog
Another sexual position that Shaun T is hammering into the minds of woman across America. This move teaches the woman how to handle multiple sex partners at once and have the flexibly and strength to handle such abuse. In this move she is able to hand out a mouth sex act, while she is being entered from behind by who knows how many partners. I don’t think man wants to know his wife is being taught how to be the “train” of the city.

Black Talk
We all know that black talk was created via the Devil’s tongue. And from that tongue, blacks are able to use mystical and necromatic phrases that have the ability to command the mind of a feeble woman and has ten times more power over the porcelain skinned house wife. Shaun T knows this and abuses it to trick women into thinking that after 60 days, they will be able to have a musky skin bed rumble with guys like him, as long as they learn all his sex moves.

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The Homosexual Test

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What Pubic Hair Says About a Woman

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The sexual area of a female is an area of musky clotting and secreting mystery, but did you know you can tell a lot about a female just by doing a quick inspection of her public lawn care? No, not the kind of lawn care that Juan and his three sons do on your two acre yard, but the type of care the modern women feels forced to do to keep up the false American beauty that liberal Hollywood rapingly injects into their feeble woman minds. Below is a list of the most common pubic hair practices that females do today. Each one can tell you if you have a whoring woman, a late night lesbian whorelet or a “clean cut” Christian crusader.


Triangle
The triangle is the international symbol for a fish cave worshiping whorelet who likes to perform licking mouth sex acts on another clam dabbling musky crack hunter. If you notice that your girlfriend or wife has started to trim this geometrical shape above her puff pillow, be sure that she is out late at night diving tongue first into a linguistic lust orgy with other women at some kind of leather BBW back ally pink party.


Strip
The strip or also known as a “landing strip” is exactly to mean what it is called. It is a runway for massive amounts of penile planes to come land inside the runway or moist and whorish sin. This symbol of open leggedness is becoming more and more common in college life and is highly promoted on internet torrent adult video sites. It is told that 7 out of 10 college females walk freely with their canker blossom decorated with a strip that beckons the friendship of multiple sin staffs.


Bald
When these women see the follicles of womanhood start growing, they rush to the bathroom to Venus razor shave them away. This hair style is purely to get rid of some type of lice or crustacean virus they contracted during a night of Satan nectar and copious amounts of devil DNA injection. These type of women are also to be said to flick their blood bulge 89% more often than regular masturbating female sinners. If your GF or wife has this mark they have a pubic sickness and have been throwing their neighbor of anus around frat parties like it is some kind of fleshy party favor. It has also been proven that women who go bald also partake in tainting their turd tunnels.


Initials
Women who cut initials into their downstairs hair are showing a sign of ownership of the person whose name starts with the letter carved into their blood sewer’s toupee. This is a act against God, as he is the only owner of the female’s baby hole. The female’s insides are for one thing and one thing only; to create life from God’s touch. It is not to be L.A. gangbanger styled tagged with a man or women’s ownership.


Full Eve
This is how women are suppose to be groomed, fully covered by God’s intended design. The design that Eve sported during her times in the Garden of Eden and even after she caused the world be sent into a whirlwind of sin, death, war, high taxes and liberalism. A man’s duty is to protect the woman’s mind, body and soul. This includes her pubic area. It is a man’s role to make sure his wife, girlfriend or sweetheart has the proper presentation of her body and that means while clothed and unclothed. Just like how you wouldn’t want your woman walking out of the house with he sin treats hanging out to temp other men with thoughts of demon whacking, you shouldn’t allow your woman to molest her sin cave with razors and tweezers like it is some kind of home and garden project or TLC.

51 Christian Friendly Words for Testicles

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  1. Taint’s hanging chin
  2. The itchy turkey neck
  3. Pubic pouch
  4. Lazy pilgrims
  5. Penis brain
  6. DNA capsules
  7. Fleshy elf bags
  8. Droopy lemon tarts
  9. Sin snake venom sacs
  10. Sperm boiled eggs
  11. Shaft tonsils
  12. English tea bags
  13. Bald chicken
  14. Pudding package
  15. Florida hairy speed bags
  16. Devil plums
  17. Sweaty toad bellies
  18. Penile baggage
  19. Bearded baby balloons
  20. Spermy mini cannonballs
  21. Life rocks
  22. Sagging sludge bunker
  23. Ejaculate storage
  24. God’s nectar cellar
  25. Ivory mucus pocket
  26. Muck marbles
  27. Pasty scum vault
  28. One eyed hiker’s backpack
  29. Frosting bag
  30. Beef cherries
  31. Squirt muscle
  32. Farmer’s potato sac
  33. Musky candy bags
  34. Satan scepter undercarriage
  35. Oval slop canisters
  36. Vein pillows
  37. Swollen mud tanks
  38. Jars of man milk
  39. Sex mustard chamber
  40. Pale butter vats
  41. Seed purse
  42. Duffel bag of toothpaste
  43. Cream satchel
  44. Genetic swimming hole
  45. Baby gravy boat
  46. Organic mayo sacs
  47. Chowder tote
  48. Richard’s carry-on
  49. Man’s tackle box
  50. Dangling pumpkins
  51. Mischief bulge

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Tucker Max is a Closeted Mumble Anus

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What do you get when you mix a college drop out and a pile of homosexuality, you get a flamboyant and closeted homo gay by the name of Tucker Max.

Tucker Max is your typical “bro” who masquerades in the diseases infested shadows of homosexuality. While setting up college campus tours, he is at the same time setting up fraternity gay orgies that allow him to partake in plundering the colon caverns of copious amounts of college man anus. This type of college like rape game is called “bromoing” and Tucker is the ring master when it comes to pumping for Satan oil from the drugged out bodies of rush week hopefuls.

You might know Tucker for his poorly written fiction novels, that tell a story of a boy who has sinful adventures with bi-sexual midgets and drunk Wall Street workers. Each book is filled with vulgarity and sexual content that even a Grindr.com admin would ban from their forum if it was posted on their website. These books are purely a way for Tucker to cover up his homosexual urges and make it seem like he has a new woman on his DNA rifle every night. If you read in between the lines, you will see that these books scream “I like musky man candy rub across my forehead after a full round of power bottoming” and his West Hollywood hair cut even tops off our suspicions. Why do you think his book was called “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”? It is because he knows God sends gays to hell and he knows his soul is going there for punishment for his mud goblin hunting sins.

His books spew more leaky fecal slug than his overly abused sewer hole, which says a lot, since his weak anal muscles are unable to hold any bowel movements from all the penile assassinations it is has been a part of. His winking eye is like a Piñata at a Mexican Fiesta de Quinceañera, but instead of Mexicans, it is long lines of prison like black men and HSSS.TV fans; buff, angry and looking to vigorously devour some taint eye.

Tucker, you do know we now live in a world that allows gays to roam freely without being stoned or burnt at the stake. Why don’t you come out of the closet and start writing books about homo sex and interior design tips. I think you and that frolicking homo gay ass ninja, Tosh.homo, would make a great couple.

Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout Where Gays Share Penile Pleasure Tricks?

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What is BodyBuilding.com

In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter.

Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets.

In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.

What Do They Talk About

SAMPLE POST FROM A REAL USER:

My very first avi pic had a small amount of pubes showing with just the very base of my c*** visible if you squinted (wanted to show my adonis belt)

Besides all the whispering talk about phallic worship that is ejaculated across each thread, you will see men constantly talking about their favorite protein . When you see a post using the code word “protein” one might think the users are discussing the amigo acids needed to build strong and healthy muscles, but that is all a way to make you not realize they are talking about consuming copious amounts of sinfully produced male DNA milk. That is why you have products like “Muscle Milk”, that trick the average passerby into thinking it is for people who workout, when it is really 12oz of fully loaded globs of white man salsa.

Photos
When you break down that total amount of content posted on bodybuilding.com, 69% of it is gay romance novel cover style photos of juiced up shirtless pecks and flexed abs. You will even notice that most images the men are wearing tight shorts so they can show off the outlines of their puking flesh weasel, smashed in a way that the bulge looks larger than life. Who knows how many countless hours men self milk their sin snakes to these images of half naked reverse poo pushers. The more images they post, the more “rep points” they gain and also allows people to easily see who the biggest pervert is on each thread.

Shakology
This is the most popular protein shake on the market. Rumor has it that this shake is made up of 90% Cuban boy semen, 5% citrus and 5% ecstasy dust. These are the top 3 things that homosexuals love to pump their bodies full of, when they aren’t the ones being pumped. Shakology is promoted in all workout videos and even has an additive to make non-homo gays addicted to the taste of male white oil. This drink serves as a way to not only bulk up their gay drinkers with frothy DNA drops, but also slowly turn new bodybuilding.com members into gays who crave and linger to fill their stomachs up with 80 grams of Cuban candy.

Insanity and P90X
I have already exposed the gay dangers of home workout programs like P90X, yet that is only one of hundreds of body toning and gay brainwashing videos out on the market and torrent download websites. These two programs are the most famous workout programs in the body building world and you can’t find one thread that doesn’t pay homage to how Tony Horton or the third person speaking Shaun T, have helped them come out of the closet and be full blown musky taint cuddling homo gay power bottoms.

Bodybuilding.com Terms

PCF
Stands for “Penile choking fornication”. Users will post this tag onto their photos letting other “brahs” know it is ok for them to self rape their fleshy Roman spear, while gawking at the pictorial gallery they just uploaded.

After burn
This refers to how many calories one has burnt during gay sex of during a session of them playing with their finger puppet.

Spotter
Forum users with label their profiles as a “spotter”, letting the other users know they are a bottom sex player or it also means they are more of the submissive type sinner. The word spotter refers to their brown spot and that they want penile fecal insertion into their sewer muscle.

I’m Maxing Out!
Means that one has maxed out on their gay sex quota for the week and they are not looking to make anymore “hook ups”.

HIIT
This is a secret code one posts to let others know that they are a “Homosexual Interested in Insertion Tickling”.

BMI
Another secret code letting users know they want “Bondage and Male Insertion”.

How to spot a Bodybuilding.com forum user:

Kid Dies From Skyrim Marathon. Posted on His Facebook – Skyrim Marathon Sucide

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Everyone laughed when I posted about how Skyrim is teaching our children homo erotic maneuvers and now that no one listened, not only are children hopscotching their souls to sin, they are now also in a new trend called “Skyrim Marathon Suicide”.

In the Facebook images obtained below from a gaming website called “geekologie.com”, we can see the sugar and carbohydrates binge one young man partakes in while playing Skyrim for 87 hours straight. You can see in the updates that his friends beg him to stop killing himself with oil saturated fats and lack of sleep, but the boy is to sucked into the game of demonic fornication and dragon masturbation.

If you child begs you to goto Costco and fill up on Doritos, Jolt Cola and high BMI causing treats, they might be planning a Skyrim Marathon Suicide.


This Is How You Advertise For A Safe Childhood

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What happens when you make anti-drug PSAs about gaying? The below images are postcards for you to print out or use the html coding to post it on your Facebook and MySpace pages. The first step to removing gay, is to educate about gay. Together we can beat this sickness.

BEAT THE SPREAD, BY SPREADING KNOWLEDGE!

ATTENTION:
If you feel your child has dabbled in some gay, please contact your local church and schedule a counselling meeting. Most likely your child has been exposed via public school, video games or song and dance TV shows. Only your pastor or priest will know how to cure this demon that has enter your child’s soul.

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51 Christian Friendly Words for Female Masturbation

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  1. Forcing moisture
  2. Rubbing the turkey wattle
  3. Ringing Satan’s doorbell
  4. Itching the fish goblin
  5. Making sticky
  6. Self stabbing
  7. Playing with the three finger penis
  8. Faking creation
  9. Dabbling the clam’s pearl
  10. Solo finger dancing
  11. Running circles around the flesh bump
  12. Playing vaginal sign language
  13. Finger painting the musky hitchhiker
  14. Hitting the speed bag
  15. Planting tulips
  16. Mining for the flesh diamond
  17. Stirring yogurt
  18. Tipping the canoe
  19. Dampening the soft pillow
  20. Plucking the peach field
  21. Secreting the blood gash
  22. Opening the escape hatch
  23. Kneading the dough ball
  24. Tickling the tangy turtle shell
  25. Downstairs Indian rug burning
  26. Smearing the swollen gush button
  27. Glazing the fish doughnut
  28. Poking at The Humpback of Notre Dame
  29. Polishing the drippy crack
  30. Dancing in soggy sin
  31. Ringing the throbbing bell
  32. Petting the sin knob
  33. Tainting the little princess
  34. Massaging the poison knot
  35. Feeling the hidden tumor
  36. Scrambling eggs
  37. Raiding God’s hen house
  38. Slapping Sally
  39. Hitting the old catcher’s mitt
  40. Flapping the meat nugget
  41. Flicking the blood bulge
  42. Climbing the furry beef dome
  43. Popping the headless zit
  44. Irrigating the secret garden
  45. Playing banjo
  46. Peeking behind the baby curtains
  47. Digging in your purse
  48. Whipping up underwear pudding
  49. Sending an urge telegraph
  50. Punching the meat eye
  51. North Dakota shake down

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51 Christian Friendly Words for Butthole

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  1. Anus dumpster
  2. Sewer hole
  3. Demon tunnel
  4. Chocolate spoke
  5. Sewer spout
  6. Fecal Cavern
  7. Mud goblet
  8. Crumpled swamp
  9. Brown gremlin air hole
  10. Feces muscle
  11. Taint’s vomit hole
  12. Fly yogurt dispenser
  13. Musky mumbler
  14. Homosexual’s harpoon target
  15. Satan’s stink eye
  16. The Harlem exit
  17. Grandmother’s syrup volcano
  18. Whistling black man
  19. Bruised bagel
  20. Back door belly button
  21. Michael Moore’s mouth
  22. Pudding blowhole
  23. Dribble dangus
  24. Neighbor of taint
  25. Black banana gun
  26. Gassy yawner
  27. Chocolate hot dog hallway
  28. Squinting scat squinter
  29. The rude sneezer
  30. Corny harvester
  31. The dirty cyclops
  32. Birther of turd
  33. Human tree ring
  34. Flesh donut
  35. Winking brownie door
  36. The angry hot pocket
  37. Backwards vacuum
  38. Lincoln’s log maker
  39. The drunken jazz player
  40. Monkey’s ammo pouch
  41. Dirty starfish
  42. Human fudge pincher
  43. Rusted Star of David
  44. Yoda’s forehead
  45. Wonka’s waste chute
  46. Sin socket
  47. Mouth of ass
  48. Quivering mud daisy
  49. Doo-doo cannon
  50. Excrement ejaculater
  51. James Brown

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14 Replies

  1. Demon whacking
  2. Choking the flesh weasle
  3. Forcing devil DNA
  4. Self milking
  5. Yanking the doodle’s dandy
  6. Flogging Hector
  7. One handed spear cleaning
  8. Drilling for white oil
  9. Taint tugging
  10. Kindling Satan’s wood
  11. The demonic stroke
  12. Polishing the muzzle
  13. Richard’s death choke
  14. Mother’s fear
  15. Non-fetal Abortion
  16. Angering the cream volcano
  17. Sin spanking
  18. Shaking hands with the false prophet
  19. Phantom fornication
  20. Cyclops puking
  21. Self raping
  22. Steven Erwin snake grab
  23. Clasping the tadpole torpedo
  24. Rubbing the venom vein
  25. Making Jesus cry
  26. Hasty hand groping
  27. Agitating the candy sacs
  28. Musky lumber jacking
  29. Fishing with Peter
  30. The silent sin
  31. Solo jousting
  32. Punching the elephant trunk
  33. Making heathen stew
  34. Polish pickle polish
  35. Smacking the Bishops sandwich
  36. Liberating the German soldier
  37. Bleeding the rooster
  38. Liquefying souls
  39. Wiggling the necromancer
  40. Marinating in sin sauce
  41. Making dead babies
  42. Painting with dark magic
  43. Sour cream wiggle
  44. Adding milk to your coffee
  45. Riding the subway solo
  46. Purging kid froth
  47. Playing with the finger puppet
  48. Vacuuming the do-dad
  49. Krazy glue shuffle
  50. Making a tablespoon of Holocaust
  51. Sending your mother oozy hate mail

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  1. A real degree
  2. Bar of soap
  3. AIDs test
  4. Non-fitted jeans
  5. Self respect
  6. Morals
  7. A job
  8. An original idea
  9. Jesus
  10. A country that is not America (preferably a Socialist country, where they openly kill their own people)
  11. Oncoming traffic
  12. A sense of reality
  13. Real American values
  14. A 2400 calorie diet
  15. A budget
  16. Heterosexual lifestyle
  17. An understanding of basic economics
  18. Chlamydia vaccine
  19. AA

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14 Replies

  1. Sin treats
  2. Milk sacs
  3. Matching fatty tumors
  4. Devil gum drops
  5. Nutrition tanks
  6. Milk nipples
  7. Naughty pancakes
  8. Baby baggage
  9. Vixen dough balls
  10. Tainted plums
  11. Jezebel’s venom sacs
  12. Chest flap meat
  13. Feeding lumps
  14. Eve’s apples
  15. Fat tickle onions
  16. Clay brains
  17. Flesh dumplings
  18. Milk bottles
  19. Frank’s escaped puppies
  20. Top testicles
  21. Mounds of sin
  22. Blinding bumps
  23. Peeper floppers
  24. Hell’s pumpkins
  25. Dairy smoothies
  26. Danger glands
  27. Muffins with eyes
  28. Shirt balloons
  29. Human utters
  30. Bra bullets
  31. Calcium factories
  32. Wasp bites
  33. Potato creamers
  34. Mayan temples
  35. Rib boulders
  36. Peaks of Olympia
  37. Body air bags
  38. Nectar niblets
  39. Sponge zeppelins
  40. Wench candy
  41. Betty’s melon wobbles
  42. Stuffed turkeys
  43. Juan’ muchachas
  44. Bulging warheads
  45. Hypnotic dunes
  46. Milk bladders
  47. Beefy sugarplums
  48. Wrestling pigs
  49. Busting coconuts
  50. Seeing sandbags
  51. Meat peaks

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14 Replies

  1. Sin docking
  2. Fecal jousting
  3. Reverse deification
  4. Cramming the flirt-grill
  5. Spearing the chocolate starfish
  6. Mud gagging
  7. Pumping for Satan oil
  8. Fanny frolicking
  9. Plowing the fecal farm
  10. Poking the rude muscle
  11. Tainting the turd tunnel
  12. Mangling brown booty cakes
  13. Plundering the colon cavern
  14. Fondling Fred
  15. Surfing the feces freeway
  16. Alabama Irish shave
  17. Occupying the log cabin
  18. Packing the mud musket
  19. Playing Canadian Mounties
  20. Stirring bum fudge
  21. Impaling the anus
  22. Agitating the winking eye
  23. Defiling the Star of David
  24. Rectal harpooning
  25. Visiting Harlem
  26. Slurring the puking gorge
  27. Playing with the spoiled onion
  28. Mashing the sewer hole
  29. Groping the Mexican finger trap
  30. Tickling the bladder
  31. Bashing the flatulent tuba
  32. Double-crossing the “vagina“
  33. Ripping the chowder head
  34. Marinating in fecal mucus
  35. Buffing the big wheel
  36. Playing in devil sauce
  37. Fecal curdling
  38. Invading Africa
  39. The prison dance
  40. Angering the corn dragon
  41. Greek handshake
  42. Danish leap frog
  43. Compton drive by
  44. Turnpike surprise
  45. Portuguese karate punch
  46. Skipping the fish dinner
  47. Fishing in the yuck hole
  48. San Francisco hemorrhoid massage
  49. Beating the crumpled eye
  50. Wearing a brown wig
  51. Filling the prairie hole

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