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Star Wars vs Star Trek – Which One is More Dangerous to Your Children

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Everyone thinks the most important question about Star Wars is If Khan or Curtis shot first or for Star Trek fans, it is if Deep Space Night had a better Plot than the original series. No one has sat down and thought about the most important question of all. Which does more damage to America’s youth?

Weapons

Star Wars:
Star Wars is most famous for its lightning swords that the Jedi soldiers use in battle. The bad thing about these light swords, is it teaches children that holding a phallic shaped object that fills up both hands is normal and fun. First kids will want to be Jedi soldiers, wielding away at their enemies and before you know it they will be holding hands with a gay man’s sin snake, trying to pump its well and spurt out a glob of Devil DNA.

Star Trek:
If gays could have one futuristic item, it would be the proton stun gun that is carried by all members of the battle star galactica. This weapon teaches gays how they can stun your children unconscious and dabble their sin bags onto you Billy’s body or even knock them out long enough to Voltron nerve pinch their Class M penile stick up Timmy’s poop deck.

DANGER WINNER: STAR WARS – Even though rape stun guns are horrible, no one wants little Timmy to grow up playing with sailor homo’s flesh torpedo.

Plot

Star Wars:
One word can describe Star Wars and the is terrorist. As Brother August pointed out, the rebels in star wars were an illegal group of terrorists that lives in caves and were wandering nomads. Just like al-Qaeda is today. They are anti-government and pro destruction.

Also, Star Wars has a lot of sibling sex scenes that play out in the first two movies.

Star Trek:
Just like homosexuals, the crew of Star Trek likes to explore black holes and other deep and dark crevices. Star Trek almost encourages young males to go out and “Explore, Where No Man Has Explored Before”. What they mean is “Explore the underpants of the neighborhood homosexual and see if you dive deep into his galactic quadrant”.

Star Trek does dabble in socialism, but I rather have a socialist neighbor than a bearded ticking time bomb living next door to me.

DANGER WINNER: STAR WARS – Young punk kids, kissing siblings and terrorism is no laughing matter.

Characters

Star Wars:
Hands down Star Wars is the least dangerous to your children when it comes to character casting. After watching all the movies I was only able to count 3 black people, which I tip my hat to Lukus for doing that.

I did have a problem when they show Landen get all raped eyed when he lays his eyes on the ivory skinned Princess. You can tell that thoughts of slave master’s wife sex scenarios are playing through his mind.

Star Trek:
Black Voltrons, black Klingons, Black Romanlans and black space. Seems Star Trek were pressured in to featuring some much black into their shows, that it could fill up a Lil’ John and Fifteen Cent concert wall to wall. It almost made it seem like the space ships were really sent out for intergalactic drug runs.

DANGER WINNER: STAR TREK – For too much Afro-Saxon exposure.

Vehicles

Star Wars:
The vehicles in Star Wars are very geometrical and bland. The only one I had an issue with is the X-wing. One, the name has the letter “X” in it and we all know that is the drug ravers shove up their chocolate holes during jungle list dance parties. Also, the wings spread open, which teaches girls to up their legs up to men, so they can have their baby holes violated.

Star Trek:
Nothing like traveling in space with two penile shaped engines attached to your ship. Also, the proton torpedoes look like little devil DNA swimmers being shot out of their missile holes.

I also had an issue with the Borg space ship. It was a box and we all know in street talk, a box is the females fish cave. So I found it disgusting when the battle star galactica was firing its fusion semen torpedoes at the Borg’s box space ship.

DANGER WINNER: STAR TREK – Penis engines, space goo weaponry and female fish cave space ships have no place on television.

Females

Star Wars:
Devil whores in bikini clothing, wit their sin bags dangling freely in the wind.

Star Trek:
Devil whores in tight red wet suits, with their sin treats smashed up to their necks.

DANGER WINNER: TIE – Milk sac exposure is dangerous to children, no matter what outfit they are slapped in.

Conclusion

Star Trek seems to be just a poor attempt at trying to make a Star Wars style television show. Even with Star Trek’s lame attempt at trying to entertain youth, it is far less dangerous than the terrorist promotion, sex toy weapon Star War movies and sibling sex having terrorists. Star Trek also doesn’t promote the practice of black magic, but does promote black people. But, we can forgive them for that.

DANGER READING:
STAR WARS: 9.76/10
STAR TREK: 6.33/10

10 rating would be more gay and dangerous than Power Rangers

Dancing With The Stars Season 12 Cast Revealed

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Dancing with the Stars is a ridiculous show that picks washed up actors and tries to teach them how to dance. The winner gets an extra 15 mins of fame and again falls off the face of the earth into a drug addiction frenzy.

Let’s see what season 12 has to offer us:

RUMORED


Corey Feldman
What a way to start off the season. Nothing screams train wreck more than a child star actor who has less acting skills then a film student at The Art Institute of Lincoln, Nebraska.


Randy Quaid
Here is a winner. A alcoholic, who thinks he can talk to aliens. I though this guy was in jail for child molestation.


Kirstie Alley
I didn’t know whales could dance. Is this part of one of her mini failed weight lost programs? I don’t see how they expect this McDonalds whore to be able to do more then 30 seconds of cardio. I guess people will be tuning in to see if she ends up dying of a heart attack on live television.


Leif Garrett
I guess every show today has to have a homosexual on it to get ratings.


Tiffany Brissette
I remember her from that show when she played the cute little cleaning robot. That show was good for teaching young women how to be the perfect house wife. Tiff also showed girls what happens when you let Satan enter your soul and become a coke eating prostitute. Are they really hoping that dancing is going to snap this snow sniffer back into reality?


Zachery Ty Bryan
Don’t we already have enough closeted homosexual meat heads on Mtv? What do they plan on getting out of this muscle ass bandit? Didn’t they already have one of these types on last year and he hurt their ratings? I guess he is just there to make the other celebrities look smarter.


Tara Reid
I bet she is just there to make sure if there is any coke on the dance floor, that she will clean it up. There is no other reason to have this harlot of whorness on live television, besides to see her drunk devil whore face do something stupid. We all know she will just be running around backstage, giving mouth sex act jobs to all the illegal studio workers.


Andrew Dice Clay
Great, a guy who made millions by making gay midget jokes. The only reason he is on, is because he lost all his money in the stock market. Do they think they will really get any kind of comedy out of this guy? The only thing that comes out of his mouth is farts and pee pee.


Jodie Sweetin
Another child star gone porn star. What better way to expose out daughters to non sense, then to throw up a tramp stamp having, blonde bimbo dancing around in 30k hooker dresses. She is a full house of sin!

Ninja Turtles Are Turning Our Young Females Into Whore Sluts

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A new terror for future house wives has shown it’s face. The popular karate cartoon “Teenager Ninja Turtles” has secretly been brainwashing young females into dressing up like little devil whores to tempt young boys into performing sex acts with them before marriage.

It is now clear that each turtle was showing girls how to sinfully perform sex hand moves on men’s flesh rods and also showing them how to dress slutty.

Examples:

Ralph used two Japanese knifes as his weapon, so this was showing girls how to demon hack two male parts at once.

Donald used a long stiff wooden staff, which was teaching girls to play with black demon snakes.

Lenard used a two Chinese sword which was telling girls to allow boys inside not just the baby door, but also their sewer hole at the same time.

Michael was famous for his numbed chucks, which telling girls to become what college kids call “spinners”.

Who would of ever thought just a innocent cartoon could cause some much harm to our future home makers?

MY PROOF

A secret porno video made for die hard Ninja Turtle fans:

Another video that teaches kids a sing along to use the internet for porn:

Here is a gallery of smut loving college girls dressed up like heathen turtles:

Homo Gay Agenda Uses Comic Movie to Encourage Homosexual Activities

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Yes my friends, the gays have flaunted their disrespect to God in a new action or what I like to call “gay action” film, geared towards our youth. In this new movie called “Watchmen” there is a bald gay man who walks around with his satan scepter exposed for everyone to see.

You would think that this blockbuster movie would have people talking about how much blood and gore was in it, or how great the liberal hollywood acting was. No, people have been talking about a dingle twinkie.

I guess nudity is “accepted” in our sinful world for adults, but this is now been approved for our children to be talking about a man’s thing.

So let’s have all our little men walking around naked painted all in blue and parade them around san fagsisco for all the queers to look at. I hope you find it cute and amusing when your son comes home after playing “Watchmen” with your closeted gay sinner from down the street……BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT!