A Southern Carolina couple have made national news by being the first parents to put their child up for adoption due to their sexuality. Usually parents give up their children because they can’t raise them due to finances or because they are young and don’t have the mental ability to bring up a child. Kids are also usually given up for adoption at a young age, but April Chadwell is barely 16 years old and has been listed as legally adoptable by the state of Southern Carolina. Mrs. Chadwell released a statement saying “It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don’t know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with”. The Chadwells said they had help from their local church, who prayed for weeks seeking guidance for the couple and came to the conclusion that it would be best to let the child go in hopes of being adopted by a gay friendly family.
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Anatomy of a Typical Liberal Raised High Schooler
Gays Now Serving Pig Rectum at Your Child’s School
Every child in America should have a hearty meal served to them at lunch as long as their parents are God fearing tax payers. If they are from a linage of people who think coyoting their way over to our great nation, the only thing they should be served is a hot plate of welfare denial with a tasty side of deportation. Now back to the worthy children. Gays have tried to sneak their fecal and tainted scented hands into the pants of young boys since their invention and will go to extreme lengths to get a chance at swindling your son into a dark lifestyle of sin filled gayness.
The newest ass assassin scheme is to feed children rectum in hopes of making them desire the taste of a sin soaked male sewer hole. Just think about it, while you think your son is taking a bite of tatter tots of digging into a sloppy Joe, they are really lapping up a mouthful of gay like ruffy that will for sure tickle their souls to crave copious amounts of manly musk.
In the photo below you can see our reports have snapped a shot of a new shipment sent to Hover Middle School.
Ghetto Blacks Now Using Barney to Spread Gangster Thug Ruckus
Just like the homo gays, blacks have been openly flamboyant with their propaganda materials lately and in the example below you will see they have taking children fun time and turned it into children crime time. In the video below you will see that a hardcore group of black music makers have hijacked the children’s show “Barney” to help spread their welfare disease and infest your children with low moral standards and hope to recruit them to their L.A. street gangs.
To show that the above clip is not some random fluke, please look at the video below. The Miami coked cained crew LMUFO has released a new video using homo gay 80’s propaganda cartoon, He-Man, to spread their sexy devil juices into the minds of young children.
Why Are Parents Letting Their Teens Attend the Coachella 2012 Pot Smoking Black Sodomy Orgy?
Children who attend Coachella 2012 will be exposed to forceful anal sex intrusion while sinfully high on hydraulic Pontiac chronic, supplied by chocolate skinned urban dope dealing assassins. This year’s ring leaders are no other than hipped hopped’s deadliest homicide duel and ghetto thug kingpins, Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea. These two gangstas are trying to dip their menthol marinated, mocha fingers into the panties of America’s youthful white women via pot smoke and potty mouth music beats and at the same time training your young boys into lowering their goals to become minimum wage working nobodies.
These two king blacks will be brainwashing your porcelain skinned babies with melodies of cannabis musk and welfare pornography. This year’s Coachella is allowing them to bring their thuggary streets to white America’s front porch and your children will be coaxed into becoming future $2 Compton hookers and pimps waiting on their street corners looking to partake in thievery and cracked coke caned slobbery.
Twitter hashtags will not be streaming typical hipster festival party talk, no, Twitter feeds will be tagged with graphic vulgarities like, #4shizzled, #luvmezsumpotz, #justhadbuttsecs, #westcoastSodomyFTW #Ihatebeingwhite and #Looking4sumHos. Pot is known to drive women into wanting to dip their feet into the world of Sodomy and Snoopy Dogg and Dr. Drea will be encouraging your young princesses to post thousands of bandwidths worth of Twitpic photos of themselves tampering with pot smoking anal orgies to their food line friends in hopes of scoring some free amateur demon whacking materials.
The beer gardens will not be filled with America’s favorite beverages, instead it will be flooded with Mad Dawg and Old English 40 ounce bottles. This is the devil nectar that blacks use to quince their thirst from a long days worth of pot smoking and sexual taint tickling.
Two things threaten America, pot smoking hipped hoppers who try to lurk inside your daughter’s baby doors and sodomy. Both are creeping their hands up Lady Liberty’s virgin thighs and we as guardians of our children’s future must stop festivals that promote lazy black drug smoking lifestyles and festivals that teach our children to have sodomy styled sex acts.
Before allowing your sweetheart to go off to Coachella, just remember do you want your daughter’s milky nutrition tanks fondled by thousands of strangers and have their fecal cavern trained by sweaty hipsters and nappy headed Harlem hobbits?
Battlefield 3 – Teaching Kids True American Patriotism!
What is Battlefield 3?
Nothing says “I love Jesus“, like killing terrorists and taking down glitter lipped homosexual sleeper cells that are trying to smear musky death and destruction across American’s virgin loins. “BF3″ even gives you even get the chance to take down some no good Canadian ice Mexicans, who are trying to smuggle their countries low moral standards over our boarders and infect our children with their gayness and weak will. In the game Battlefield 3, the player is submerged into a world of true American grit and tightly wraps the player with manly imagery of patriotism, anti-homosexuality and Christian-American values.
What is also great about this game, is that it takes those evil Japanese consoles and turns them into a learning hub for glorious American traditions and a center piece for family fun. Dad and son can co-op play missions and frag some nasty drug dealers in Mexico City, or you can blanket a homosexual training facility with mom’s air strike she just won for painting multiple head shots on the foreheads of international criminals. Brother and sister can team up and stab evil in the back with an assortment of Made in the USA blades. A family that protects America together, stays together.
Unlike the homo gay supporting company Blizzard, D.I.C.E. (Destroy Idiot Communists and Europeans), has built a franchise of games that fight that damage that homosexuals and liberals have digitally fornicated into the minds of our children. D.I.C.E. has made it their mission to develop games the strike fear into the hearts of non-American loving sinners and train our children with vital moral nutrition and teach them how to stand up to the world’s evils without fear. Yes, D.I.C.E. may have the most advanced graphics in their video games and the bloodshed is quite realistic, but remember it is the blood of America’s enemies and children need to see that they do bleed when they’ve had a their bodies pumped with a full magazine clip from a Mp5 at close range. Unlike games like Modern Warfare 3, BF3 doesn’t rely on “tea bagging” gay antics to sell copies, it uses American pride to push it’s sells.
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This Is How You Advertise For A Safe Childhood
What happens when you make anti-drug PSAs about gaying? The below images are postcards for you to print out or use the html coding to post it on your Facebook and MySpace pages. The first step to removing gay, is to educate about gay. Together we can beat this sickness.
BEAT THE SPREAD, BY SPREADING KNOWLEDGE!
If you feel your child has dabbled in some gay, please contact your local church and schedule a counselling meeting. Most likely your child has been exposed via public school, video games or song and dance TV shows. Only your pastor or priest will know how to cure this demon that has enter your child’s soul.
51 Christian Friendly Words for Male Masturbation
- Demon whacking
- Choking the flesh weasle
- Forcing devil DNA
- Self milking
- Yanking the doodle’s dandy
- Flogging Hector
- One handed spear cleaning
- Drilling for white oil
- Taint tugging
- Kindling Satan’s wood
- The demonic stroke
- Polishing the muzzle
- Richard’s death choke
- Mother’s fear
- Non-fetal Abortion
- Angering the cream volcano
- Sin spanking
- Shaking hands with the false prophet
- Phantom fornication
- Cyclops puking
- Self raping
- Steven Erwin snake grab
- Clasping the tadpole torpedo
- Rubbing the venom vein
- Making Jesus cry
- Hasty hand groping
- Agitating the candy sacs
- Musky lumber jacking
- Fishing with Peter
- The silent sin
- Solo jousting
- Punching the elephant trunk
- Making heathen stew
- Polish pickle polish
- Smacking the Bishops sandwich
- Liberating the German soldier
- Bleeding the rooster
- Liquefying souls
- Wiggling the necromancer
- Marinating in sin sauce
- Making dead babies
- Painting with dark magic
- Sour cream wiggle
- Adding milk to your coffee
- Riding the subway solo
- Purging kid froth
- Playing with the finger puppet
- Vacuuming the do-dad
- Krazy glue shuffle
- Making a tablespoon of Holocaust
- Sending your mother oozy hate mail
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Blacks Release "Raps Snacks" to Brainwash White Youth
Deep within the ghettos of America, hipped hopper drug slangers are working on consumer products that are marketed towards young white kids. Black record dealer owners, know that 86% of their record sales are from the blue eyed race and they know if they could market other products to children, they could capture another source of revenue to fuel their cracked coked caned habits. Their latest product, Rap Snacks. These ghetto bite sized snacks are branded to make you kids feel like they are getting the same foods as, Lil’ Roman and all the other “Lil” rapped hopped artists. It makes them feel like they are a part of the street gang struggle and allows them to get a taste of a welfare lifestyle at the cost of 200 calories.
With ever bite, your child will become more sassy and less motivated. They will develop a “chicken head” attitude and start “dissing” his moral values.
Once kids get hooked on these chips, they will want more ghetto-tastic flavorings. Next it will be Tupac Popcorn and than Will.i.spam cans. Once they have been sucked in so far into this black hole of despair, the next step will be black ghetto street drugs and prostitution.
Here is an example of young black attitude from last night’s X-factor. As you can see, the “Lil’ Astro” has the “I deserve everything cause I’m black” attitude. This is what you can expect when your children get sucked into a world of thuggery.
Planned Parenthood and 16 and Pregnant Team up to Promote Teen Abortion
We all know that Planned Parenthood is funded by Socialist politicians and Communist foreigners and that the company itself sponsors orgy festivals like Coachella, Bonnaroo and Warped Tour. We even know they are the ones behind removing toys from Happy Meals, so they can ruin the dreams of children and turn them into depressed emosexuals and hipsters (these groups of people make up 96% of all abortion clients).
You see, while Planned Parenthood is vacuuming out life from a minor’s baby hole, they are also promoting tweenager sex at the same time. They know they need a steady stream of knocked up and ashamed kids to keep up with their month abortion quota. The more abortions they give, the more these outside companies pay them. Not to mention they love pleasing Satan with fetus sacrifices.
Planned Parenthood and Mtv sitcom, 16 and Pregnant, have teamed up to breed their next superstars. Planned Parenthood is forking over the cash to start a new “viral” campaign to get girls to submit their teen pregnancy photos to sites like imgur and tinypic. Once uploaded, the photos are shared across the Planned Parenthood network for voting. They already know 16 and Pregnant does its job to promote that being knocked up is “cool”, so they know there is a slew of girls just waiting to upload their naughty belly photos in hopes of being the next reality super moron. The girls with the most shocking photos will star on Mtv’s next project “16 and Aborting”. This new show will teach young girls that they can go out and have sassafrass tickle sex rubs, get on television, get paid and than void their belly of responsibly.
Here is proof of the chaos that is brewing on the internet. Girls are asking the world for tips on how to get the “coolest” pregnancy, so they can increase their chances of being cast on the TV series.
BELOW ARE ACTUAL SUBMISSIONS FROM HOPEFUL CAST MEMBERS. PLEASE REMOVE WOMEN AND MALE CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OUT OF THE ROOM. IMAGERY OF EXPOSED LEGS, ARMS AND STOMACH REGIONS ARE SHOWN.
Very sickening and scary if you ask me. Notice that the Afro-saxon community is eating up this opportunity.
I think as American’s we should take the following image as an example of how we should be protecting our daughters from the vile suction cup of abortion.
Perfect Halloween Treats to Give to Kids This Year
If you’re like me, you hate seeing the neighborhood rugrats being pumped up with sugar and artery clogging candy each year. Instead of handing out sugary death pieces to kids, I always hand out help and wholesome items when kids knock on the Bowers doorbell. Below is a list of items I feel every household should be handing out at Halloween this year.
Dr. Seuss Releases Book About Demon Whacking and Pre-martial Sex Docking
Leave it up to a Communist to write a children’s book on how to teach boys to tickle their twaddle tallies and show girls how to flipper their fish cave. In Dr. Seuss’ latest book, he does just that and not only does he talk about self raping, he also instills sexual ideas inside children in hopes that they will go out and experiment sexually with the nasty sectors of their bodies.
Below is a some pages of this book and you will see it is marinated in sin. You will see it talks about self M-ing, sex play and even the sinful act of read entry sin docking.
PLEASE REMOVE CHILDREN AND WOMEN OUT OF THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THE IMAGES BELOW.
New App Can Tell If Your Son is Gay
Before we talk about this innovative application, let us remind you that Mr. Billings created his own husband “outing” system back in August of 2010. There is no doubt that this new app’s creators got the idea from Mr. Billings and used his knowledge as a wireframe when coding their html and web 2.0 programming.
Hopefully this app will not only help American households, but homes across the world to sniff out the presents of homosexuality within their family. Just like carbon monoxide, homosexuality is tasteless and odorless (unless you catch them having sex, than it smells of fecal order and sweat). This app is just like having a CO alarm within you home, letting off a blaring warning alert if it detects anything deadly to your children.
These are the questions that the app asks a concerned parent:
1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
2. Does he like football?
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
5. Does he read sports magazines?
6. Does he have a best friend?
7. Does he like team sports?
8. Is he prudish/modest?
9. Does he like diva singers?
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?
14. Are you divorced?
15. Does he like musical comedies?
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
18. In your family is the father absent?
19. Was he shy as a child?
20. Is he close to his father?
If you find out your son is gay, you can use my “How to Punish Your Homosexual Child” for ideas on how to handle this catastrophe.
Gays Make New Gummy Worm to Infiltrate Your Son’s Rear Muscle
“dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later”
These are the tricky words of a marketing department swollen with the urge to tempt your children into suckling the tit of a homo gay lifestyle. Words like these only spew from the gay’s anus loving mouth in hopes to confusion your children into thinking that a sugar high snack isn’t a step into the direction of pure gaydom and sin. This is a perfect example of how the homo gay agenda uses “playful” propaganda to promote homosexuality to your children via yummy treats and sugary sweets.
Let us not be ignorant and naive and pretend this ribbed gummy worm does not look like something that is sugar plummed with anal sin and that this does not look like a toy that twiddle rompus worshipers wouldn’t use to sin dock their open and willing partners sewer hole. Let us not deny that this treat of terror is inserting nuggets of homosexual behavior into the minds of our young men.
The gay’s plan is to get your sons comfortable with playing and caressing toys or food that are shaped like a homosexuals favorite pleasure chest toy and hope by the time your sons come to age (usually 12), the gays will be able to fully convert them over to a homosexual with little resistance.
Look at the marketing video and you can see the eyes of Satan piercing are into the hearts of unaware viewers. Look at the homo-erotic faces each “actor” expresses when playing or even sucking on the “worm”. How can anyone tell me this video isn’t smothered with the maple syrup of homosexuality?
Blink 182 – Emo Pop Punk’s Poster Children or Gay Sex Triangle?
Blink-182 is an emo pop punk band consisting of three bi-sexual southern California natives. You have vocalist and bass guitarist Mark Hipphoppus, vocalist and guitarist Thomas DeLonge, and gluttonously tattooed drummer Travis Baker. They have mind raped and brainwashed a slue of young teenagers with their over 27 million albums worldwide since forming in the upper white class city of Poway, California in 1992. That means their album sells have destroyed more souls than Hitler could ever do. With original drummer Scott Raynor, who left the band after Mark and Tom started to push homosexual messages in their music, they released their debut album Cheshire Cat in 1994 and followed-up with a more raunchy and gay driven album, 1997’s Dude’s Ranch, which sold around a million copies. Raynor was replaced by Baker during their 1998 tour, due to the fact the band wanted a more “Hot Topic” like marketing look to their band.
The band achieved greater success with 1999’s multi-platinum selling Enema of the State, which reached #9 on the Billboard 200 pop charts on the strength of the singles “What’s My Age Again” (a song about having sex with underage girls) and “All the Small Things” (a song about comparing your flesh sword size with other homosexual males). Blink-182 gained popularity for their gay antics, and the follow-up album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket reached #1 on the pop charts in the United States, Canada, Brazil, Cuba, China, France and Germany. The eponymously-titled Blink-182 followed in 2003 and was a stylistic shift for the group, infusing experimental elements into their usual pop punk formula which resulted in a more mature sound.
DeLonge left Blink-182 in early 2005, to start a new and more emo like band. The band broken up until now, they are old and looking to relieve their 20’s by putting out a new album in hopes to resurrect their bi-sexual backstage orgies and continue to push their violent gay message.
Who Are The Members of the Boy Band?
Thomas is your typical modern emo “genderqueer” who screams for attention by painting his finger nails and caking his face with eye-liner and foundation. He also does this to make the modern emo kids thing that he is just like them. How these kids think they have something in common with a 40 something year old who sings with a 2 year old lisp and still sings about high school girl problems?
Thomas is famous for being the bank member who walks around with his manhood hanging out, while he chases his band members on stage and also is known to walk around in public with his pants down. You see, Thomas is one of those whinny homosexual people who thinks they should be the center of attention and will do anything to push their gayness and make sure they are being watched by everyone around them. Little does DeLonge know, no one is looking at him with any respect. They look at him like a drunken village idiots and wish it was the 1400’s, so they could throw tomatoes at him or tar and feather him.
Thomas has even tried his hand at his own record label, Atticus , which failed to produce any stars. One the list of botches – Get Well Soon, Yellow Card, Box Car Racer and Angels & Airwaves.
With his golden boy looks and Vidal Sassoon meterosexual haircuts, Mark is maybe the least dangerous member of the band. Yes, Mark is known for backstage homosexual antics like his long time “Poke Buddy” Thomas and also known for his dressing room orgies, but Mark was the only member to actually try to force the band to stop pushing devil messages in their music. But like all weak minded people in Hollywood, Mark succomed to greed and his dark urges for tween flesh snakes and his undeniable lust for untouched sewer hole.
Mark was also the band member who forced DeLonge to quit and just like DeLonge, Mark tried to dabble with another form of music, he formed a electronic pop punk band named +44. The band named stood for the number of young girls he would have in his dressing room during his Blink days and the “+” stood for positive, which he is positive for many STDs.
Go and pick up the latest Hot Topic or even Delias catalog and open it up to any page. Notice how all the kids all look like Baker? They all have the same tattoos, bad hair cuts and cut off sleeve shirts. That is because Hot Topic runs the music marketing campaigns and Baker was their prototype. I would say that it is a success, as you can’t walk down the street without seeing a pierced lipped rich kid walking around trying to act like they came from the black ghettos of America.
Baker’s ultimate goal is to turn every upper middle class kid into a pop punking deviant. He wants to make sure you kids forget how to properly wear a hat and teach them that belts never existed. Baker also wants your children to mutilate their bodies with Cadillac tattoos and gangsta style writings across their chest. These writings usually has some type of emo saying like, “Fallen From Above”, “My Heart Burns For Attention”, “I Bleed For Love” or even gay saying written in Latin like “Meus Tergum Exuro Pro Men”.
What Does Blink 182 Mean?
Blink – Is an acronym for Bestowing, Lust, Incest, Necrophilia and Kool-aid. Why Kool-aid? You may ask. Well, Blink 182 promotes a alcoholic drink mixed with black street crack and grape Kool-aid. This type of drink was first invented in the urban streets of Brooklyn and allowed black youth to sneak in Satan nectar juice into the schools without detection. Now Blink is teaching young white children how to get devil dizzy while in math class.
1 – This is the universal hacker symbol for the male flesh rod. This was first used on Myspace for kids to talk about porn in elite speak, while downloading large amounts of band widths of naught animated .gif demon whacking materials.
8 – The 8 represents the two female holes, that are ravaged backstage at pop punk concerts. Girls are forced to allow multiple parents forceful enter not only their salava lubed baby holes, but are drugged with fruit cocktails to make them more susceptible to anal intrusions.
2 – Again a reference to the human waste hole. In cyber culture, a “number 2″ means to defecate, but in this form of using the number, they are telling kids to release chocolaty waste sticks onto another person.
Do Their Albums Have Satanic or Sexual Conduct?
Like all pop punk emo bands, their songs are scented with sexual secretions and sprinkle with dark wizard spells.
This was Blink’s demo album and you can tell just by looking at the poorly designed cover art, that this album is about pushing kids from a Christian lifestyle into Hollywood Buddish Satanic worship.
The sound quality of this album is absolutely horrible and is laced with off pitched prepubescent vocals and untuned bass and guitar riffs. Anyone should be embarrassed to release such a piece of musical garbage. I rather listen to a full days worth of Backstreet Boys or New Found Glory, before having to listen to this album again.
The band’s second attempt at trying to play something that resembles music was nothing but a stones throw away to camel fecal piles on top of a rotting body. Even with the quality of the sound being increased the album lack all things musical.
Not only was the music bad, you also had tracks like “M&M’s” which is a song about performs self sexing one’s twiddle rompus, while looking at pornographic images of their own mother. Hence why the song was entitled “M&M’s”, “Masturbation and Mothers”. You also have a song named “Ben Wah Balls”, which is a dangerous sexual play toy that homosexuals use during their fecal frenzy spouts of rear end start fish stuffing.
This was the band’s first album with new Hot Topic boy, Travis Baker and was the first album to be sprinkled with gay clumps of rainbow sugar and sex nectar. The name of the album alone tells you that this will be jam packed with lyrical praises to the homo gay agenda.
The album name refers to an annual gay event in San Francisco. This event is called “Dude’s Ranch” and it is a weekend of male sodomy and homosexual gymnastic like events.
You also get the bands first taste of turning into an emo band. They even title one of the tracks “Emo” and have another track called “Josie”, which is the name emo kids call a female emo.
Hey I got an idea, let’s put a gang bang recorded porn star on the cover of our album, so we can expose our 12 year old fans to the dark lord’s pornographic internet movie theater. This was the thought that ran through the minds of the band members when they decided to release their most popular album. Not only do they feature a ink covered devil whore, whose milk sacs are exposed in a slutty red laced bra, but they band also made sure to name the album after a gay sex game.
This album features the famous single “What’s My Age Again”, which promotes underage sexual parties and let’s not forget it’s follow up single “All the Small Things”, which tells kids to go out and compare their dna squirt guns with the local neighborhood gays.
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
With their fame growing, so did their bluntness about their homosexual messages. You don’t even need to listen to this album to know that it is clearly pushing a sex type hopscotch web of sticky gay romances.
This album also features a song called “Stay Together For the Kids”, which is a song about a devil worshiping emo kid whose drug use and demonic ways cause issues for his parent’s marriage and then uses Satan to call upon spirits to force his parents back together.
There is also a song called “First Date”, which teaches boys how to intoxicate their female date and force them into a back seat sexual tryst.
Before going off and creating a long list of failed musical projects, clothing companies and record labels, Blink decided to make on last album. They needed all the money they could get before calling it quits and they knew 13 year olds would be lining up to pick up their latest pile of steam fried crap.
With this album, they produced such violent gay anthems, such as “Feeling This”, which is about Thomas’ experience with man on man sin docking. In this song Thomas is exposing your children to lyrical pornography, while he sings in detail about his male stranger fondling and his love for reverse defecate sex pleasures.
To top it all over, they also created a tune called “Violence”, in which they promote the hate for Christians. They pretty much tell their listeners to use violence towards any Christians they know at school.
If these guys aren’t concocting devilish homo rock, they are basking in each other’s man love holes. The only solution is to raid our children’s Zunes and Last.fm social networking accounts and delete any downloaded band widths of this bands horrid music!
Is Your Son a Pop Punk Rocker?
Has your son been growing out his hair and combing it to the side and topping it off with a beanie or hoodie, even if it is 100 degrees outside? Has hit pant’s size labels gone from saying 28 inch to a female size of 6? Does he spend a lot of money at Hot Topic or surfs eBay for overly priced “vintage” clothing? Does he spend hours making mixed tapes with scotch tape labels entitled “Tracks to Hang My Soul From” or “For the Girl I wish I Could Dream About”? Or even worse, has he been hanging posters of 90lbs boys with tribal tattoos above his bed, gazing into their eyes with sugar sprinkled lust? If so, you son has been traveling with Satan’s homo erotic boy band tour bus, while under the influence of what is know as “Pop Punk Rock”.
For those who don’t know, pop punk or “bubblegum pop” came out of the gay crammed city of San Fransisco in the late 90’s from bands like Greenday, Bad Religion, The Pixies and the famous underground band, Good Charlotte. These bands were formed to be more gay club friendly and not to be so grunge, trash style. Gays wanted to be apart of the new punk culture that was springing up in every corner of suburbia, but needed a Boy George sass to it. So the gays picked up their musical weapons and formed a lighter, more homo friendly melody that they could slap their tickle whistles to.
Like all things gay, weather it is disease, sin or the urge to consume large amounts of brown star of David muscle relaxing drugs, the new pop punk movement started to brainwash America’s youth and their music climbed onto the pop music charts. All of a sudden songs like “The Boys of Summer”, “Feeling This” and “Hit That”, started to infect the Billboard charts with their homosexual anthems and messages.
It is called “Pop Punk” not because it is considered “Pop” music, it is because in gay street talk they call the first experience of gay sin docking as being “Popped” or “Popping”. This is also why fans of Pop Punk are called “Poppers”. Most new fans of Pop Punk are new recruits to the gay lifestyle and they are traded around within the gay pecking order and gays fight violently to be the “Cherry Picker” or “Sir Popper” of the new boy’s firm fecal passageway. Once the vile act is completed, they can be promoted to the rank of “Popper”.
Early songs were fueled with fecal assassin tendencies and slowly turned into male dairy form songs. Lead singers would try their hardest to create songs about breakups, confused sexual identities, depression binge drinking and how to stalk the football captain’s girlfriend.
With this new music becoming so famous and easy to create, failed metal bands like “New Found Glory”, “Blink182″ and “MxPx” were given an outlet to easily become famous rock stars. Lead singers were forced to get rid of their devil outfits and turn them in for skinny jeans, tight black t-shirts and bleached blonde hair.
Not only do these bands create homo toe tapping tracks, but they also take famous songs from the 70s and 80s and turn them into something that arouses Satan into a fecal frenzy of mass masturbatory proportions.
This new culture is flooded with homosexual antics and be sure that your son has had a late night back sit rub down or skin inspection with a fellow male “Popper”. It is not uncommon for these young mean to tamper with God’s anger towards sweaty homosexual sex-plorations.
Modern day pop punk bands like “Falling Out Boy” and “The Get Up Kids” have been considered the most dangerous bands to your children. Falling Out Boy recently produced a song called “Dance, Dance” which is a song that tells a story about a young boy who wants to drop out of college become a gogo dancer at a local leather bar.
With songs like this being played on Mtv, VH1, BET and on every Ryan Seacrest radio station, your sons are being taught that education and American morals are not important anymore.
So take our Holy warning and look through you sons iTunes player and delete any band that seems dangerous. If they keep downloading them, cancel their Apple subscription and don’t allow them to become friends with kids that have parents who let them have access to the iTunes store or Napster.
Vans Warped Tour – Tainting the World with Emo Music and Black Market Drugs
In the city of Satan’s lost angels, there is an event that is held each year where kids with $150 ripped up Diesel boot cut skinny jeans and Maybelline eyeliner, gather to get away from morals and engage in underage drinking, magic fuzzy pill popping and a place where they can become emo and make out with their pre-teen twink boyfriends, while juggling 6 packs of Paps Blue Ribbon down their throats.
This event is called “The Warped Tour” sponsored by the surfing company, Vans. The name comes from the fact that kids go to this event to warp their minds with illicit black market street drugs and become emo gender bending deviants. Everyone knows emos promote homosexuality, drugs, masturbation and miscarriages and that emo stands for “enter my orifice”.
There is no way to distinguish the boys from the girls at this festival, as they all look like drugged out lead singers from the 80’s who just got done having a botched sex change operation.
This festival is full of “softcore” pop music, that fills the young mind with urges to emo mosh in large mosh pits or also known as “the sex circle”. The sex circle is where the emo kids run around in a “pit” filled with sexual anger and as they pass each other, they stick there tongues down each other’s mouths until they reach a Satanic climax full of sin and cherry lip balm.
The acne infested, high pitched, prepubescent voices and same 3-chord melodies from the bands that fuel these circles of demonic enticement, have some of the most outrageous names. Take the pioneers of emo music “Sum 41″, we all know that in gay talk, that the “1” is a symbol for a sin snake and the “4” means “one all fours”. So the name actually means “Sum-one put their twiddle rompus inside me, while I’m on all fours”. Then you have bands with names like Taking It Back to Sunday, Saves the Day and Joy Electric Land, which all have sex party undertones and all have lyrics that talk about forced teen sex and gay sin docking.
The festival inside is quite the French sex show, but even before you get into the concert, you might witness large groups of kissing male friends, giving each other hyper-color hand jobs, while there friends “skank” around them in a mascara filled wet dream of drug activity.
The chances that your son is lip locked with his buddy, who goes by the name “Unique Rain Disaster”, is pretty much guaranteed. It wouldn’t be shocking to find out that your son has played a game of skin tug of war with 20 or so Satan scepters while being high at the beer garden or had partaking in a bi-sexual sex session with his new found buddies over at the Hot Topic display.
Let us not forget the amount of drugs that float around this land of man ass grabbing. Your children will be exposed to drugs that you thought only existed in “urban” neighborhoods.
The drug of choice at this festival is known as “A Mushroom” or as the kids call it “Shrooms”. The reason why this drug is so popular with this type of festival, is because it is shaped like a erected flesh sword and as discussed about above, these kids love to perform mouth sex acts with skin knobs. Once eaten, the drug sends you children into the fairytale land of Satan, where he has complete control of their actions. He bombards them with images of melting rainbows, Skittle rain drops and homo erotic sex slaves, while at the same time encouraging them to dabble in a taste of homosexual experiences.
So unless you want your son to develop a addiction for drugs and homosexuality, you need to ban them from entering not only the gates of Warped Tour, but also keep them away from the grips of L.A.
944 Magazine Infuses Gay Lifestyle with Savvy Chic Drug Use
Looking for the nearest S&M gay leather bar with the best $35 apple martinis or the newest hipster horse back riding wine tasting event? If so, just open up a overly high glossed copy of Snotsdale, AZ based magazine “944”. This magazine is full of fantasy footholds and tries to sell the idea that everyone lives on a 250k and up income and can afford a $670 custom shirt by Angela Johnson or some other designers who have made up interracial porn names. 944 makes it seem that owning only one Porsche is a lifestyle crime and being involved in only one to two bi-sexual sex orgies is grounds for being exiled out of the sexual deviant hipster circle.
The name 944 alone sports a menacing, subliminal message. As reported on earlier, Stephenson Billings pointed out the children use internet sex slang and just like “BRB” or “415”, 944’s name is just as vulgar as its overly color burned fashion pictorials. We all know that in “sex slang” texting, that the “9” is the symbol for the female pushing her rump in the air and we know the “4” is the symbol of a male fully enticed by female sin treats. Now look at how the 9 and the two 4s are laid out. You can see here the 944 means that a women is having his camel hump being invaded by a male’s sin snake, while that male is being reversed waste exited by another male. So as you can see, the name alone is telling its readers that not only having multiple sex action partners is ok, but it is ok to have same sex relationships.
So besides the name, what else does 944 Magazine offer its readers? I have created a breakdown of their most common content and will explain what each one’s motives are.
Wondering why your ASU attending daughter is failing microbiology? Or why she suddenly started to smoke the liquid ecstasy filled electronic cigarette? What if I told you there is a group of girls who write articles each month telling your daughters to stay out every night and party like cheap $4 sex pirate hookers and be involved in interracial pretty boy orgy parties. Well each month the 3am Girls write about how much alcohol and drugs that smoked each month and glamorize the night walker street life. Each story is filled with images of pot high college girls being mauled by steroid beefy, bi-curious frat boys.
While your hard earned dollars are going to half rated schools like ASU and SDSU, your daughters are out slamming shots of Denaka Vodka and beer bonging copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, which are both major advertisers for the magazine.
The 3am girls are scantily clad hussies, who are community college drop outs, who are also jealous of students who were able to get into sweet 16 schools. Their main goal is to ruin the academic journeys of as many college girls as possible. For each college drop out, their souls become sexual erect with sin and malice. These women are the truth embodiment of a devil whore.
Just so you know, the “am” does not stand for ANTE meridian.
No wonder kids nowadays are so sexual confused and binge drinking alcoholics. Magazines like 944 are more crammed with more gay propaganda than a lesbian biker parade in San Fransisco. For every 1 page of content, there is 10 pages of photoshopped gay exposed bodies, flyers to steamy gay rave sex parties and gay friendly destination vacations. And if they aren’t being bombarded with sexy sailor make out photos, they are being pushed to by sin nectar beverages. One could become a drunk gay man just by flipping through the magazine alone.
What a healthy message to push onto kids and that is exactly their target, fresh college student meat. They know if they can tempt new students during rush week, they can hook them into their advertising maelstrom of sex, drugs and bottom self alcohol advertisers. They don’t even put a parental warning on the cover, letting parents and students know they are about to be taken to a land of bad choices.
Why don’t they switch out these graphical pages of massive sin and replace them with ads about Jesus’ love or images of happily married, God following straight couples? Because they don’t want to promote soulfully healthy lifestyles.
To fill up space due to their writers inability to write more than 5 pages of actual content. 944 fills up around 130 pages of powdered cracked coke caned models wearing outfits that only a mental damaged slut would wear.
I’m sorry 944, no real person would spend $700 on a shoe string woven shirt with paint splatters on it. My 8 year old niece is able to do that and you don’t see her trying to scam people out of money or even call it fashion. It seems 944’s definition of fashion is.
fash·ion (according to 944 Magazine)
Anything that was created by anyone with a made up European name, is a high school drop out hipster, lives off mommy and daddy’s money and makes crap just so they can say they are artistic and different.
“By buddy Levi McClane is the best fashion designer in Mesa. He takes old pieces of gum and sews them onto American Apparel fitted tees and then lets his dog urinate on them.”
So if you enjoy recycled half rated content, endless amounts of talentless pictorials, Satanic gay ads, images of body painted go-go dancers and heroin smoking high school drop outs, 944 Magazine is for you.
Gays Using Candyland To Turn Your Kids Into Frolicking Fecal Bandits
Leave it to the Homogay Agenda to turn a childhood game into gay erotic propaganda. Candyland for many of years has been a boardgame that teaches children their colors and also how to count, but did you know the gays are now using the branding of this game to trick kids into fecal fantasy love labyrinth or sinful lullabies?
The liberals and gays use the color scheme of the game and the name itself and post gay club flyers across towns for children’s eyes to gaze upon. Each flyer usually has a low t-cell count gay model on it along with colorful graphics and the Candyland logo above. Also notice that the flyers use lollipops and other candies. Candy as we know is the pedophiles favor weapon to trick kids into ass play victimization. The gays know if a child sees these flyers they will automatically assume it is apart of the game itself. What child wouldn’t want to visit a real life Candyland adventure? What child wouldn’t want to trek down the path of primary colored bricks and meet fantasy play mates? The thing is, there is no sugar plum fields or gold, just sugar plummed fairies ready to dabble their dip stick into a pre-mature chocolate flesh star.
The gays are very smart with their tactics and they know with this new form of branding will increase their weekly child rape quota to at least 15%. This increase will also cause the increase in gay bar income and with higher income comes higher gay tax breaks. So not only will gays become richer with money, but also richer with child flesh sword play.
Each gay party is filled with ecstasy flavored electronic music, which puts the gays into a fecal frenzy like trance just waiting to be fed pre-pubic growing victims. The club is also filled with “Sweet and Horny Go-Go Boys” which act as a type of “fluffer” which helps keep the gays at full mast while they wait for their child meals.
Once they children are brought in, the games began. From the reports we have gotten their are games caller “rainbow row”, where each child is painted a different color from the Candyland game and the gays roll a colored dice. Whatever color is lands one, the gays gets to pick a child that matches that rolled color.
Another game is called “paint a rainbow kid”. This is where the gays get into groups of 5 and each dip their sin snakes into a bucket of different colored paint. Each group has 3 mins to get their kid’s body covered with all different colors. They slap their Satan scepters against the children until their look like a multi colored Van Gogh painting. The group with the most “rainbow colorer” kid wins.
So why is congress us forcing America to accept the gay chosen lifestyle, our children are being used as real life gay party favors. They don’t like it when cigarette companies use bright colors and cartoons in their advertising, so why is it ok for gays to? We all know gays kill more than smoking does each year. Write your congressman and et them know that you do not approve of this on going child abuse by these electronic cigarette cracked smokers and tell them instead of trying to rape the Catholic church with false accusations, they should be focusing on the ones who are raping our children’s dreams and replacing them with rainbow nightmares.