Dancing with the Stars has just reported that they have removed the bearded lesbian, known as Chaz Bono, from being able to attend the DWTS competition. The producers of the show must have been living under a rock for 10 years to not know that Chaz was actually a woman, who decided to defy God by mutilating her body. Her transgenetic modification is no different than a emosexual carving their favorite, talent-less black metal band into their arm or some pop punker having a barbed wire tattooed around their bicep.
The producers were looking for one more male slot to fill for this years competition and decided that since last year they had a washed up female cow on, that this year they should find some has been, overweight male. Once they saw photos of Tubby Bono, they couldn’t resist and had “him” booked right away. The line up was announced and on the first day of casting meeting, future cast member, Carson Kressley, or how he is known in the gay bars, “The Fashion Guru”, couldn’t hold in his gay giddiness and screamed “One big step for homogays, now that they are letting a transgenetic on the show!! HOP SCOTCH, WHAMMOOOO!”
The producers went into full shock and knew if they had a fat man who also had a lesbian fish cave on the show, that their ratings would drop off. They know their audience can handle the fecal faeries and clam dabblers, but no way would anyone accept the two ton tranny dancing around their living rooms.
After a two minute review, the producers told Chaz they were going to replace her with John Stamos and that they felt Chaz was not honest and that cast members like Nancy Grace do not feel comfortable around her kind and told her to leave.
You see, Chaz’ thinks that being able to release pre-made white tailed demons from her plastic penile apparatus or cutting off her saggy fat chest glans, makes her a man. This all fat beef man, woman is nothing but a disgrace to the human anatomy. God created man to look like man and woman to look like woman. He did not make you a certain sex, only for you to defile your body.