Chisel Chested Shuan T is Trying to Turn Your Wife Into a Musk Craving Sin Whore

Who is Shaun T?
If there is one man in the world that you need to keep your wife away from, it would be former Hipped Hopped artist, Shaun T. Shaun T is a biracial man, which means he has the good looks of a white person and the athletic build of his sin colored skinned field working ancestors. Within a matter of minutes, Shuan T could use his iron sculpted ads, bugling bronze biceps of his marble sculpted chest to entice your wive’s baby hole, with ticklings of moist demonic orgasmic pleasures.

Due to his half blackness, Shuan T can’t fight the urges to lick his plump lips with the thoughts of causing sexual chaos in the pants of women and is on a mission to inject white women with fantasies of pelvic thrusting late night penile rendezvous and fill their heads with thoughts of leaving their husbands for a baby faced cabana boy. How is he doing this you might ask? The simple answer is by using his hot workout videos called “Insanity”.

What is Insanity?
Shaun T knows that a normal man wouldn’t think twice at looking at his wive’s workout videos, as we all know men scoff at such non-sense. But little do you know, right under your noses there is a pornographically violent weapon lurking in your house and creeping its sticky hands down the frontal sex part region of your wife. This workout video is not the normal ladies in jump suits who lift light weights and jog in place for 30 mins, no. Everyday you wife is spending 45 mins of heart pounding sex play while gazing into the softly glazed bedroom eyes of Shuan T, while he taunts their lady fleshy bullet wounds with tantalizing lustful stares.

How is He Turning Your Wife Into a Whorelet?
Pulsing
Or as I call it, labia sex rubbings, is a movement where Shaun T has his female users use their inner thighs to lightly rub up against their flap dragon to mimic the act of tickling their own tangy turtle shell. Shaun has the women only do this for about 1 minute, as he knows it takes 1 minute and 2 seconds for a woman to reach a climax via self touching. He teases the women into a frenzy of sinful pleasure, begging for more, while their moist camel humps sits their waiting to be slayed.

Child’s Pose
This move is a popular position in porno films. The bent over move leaves the woman helpless and allows the man to insert his sin snake into any hole (via her harpy nest or her mud goblet) he wishes with the least resistance from the woman. Shaun T is subliminally teaching your women to crave this type of naughty sex play and they will eventually seek out a sex partner who is willing to violate them in a way God did not intend.

Downward Dog
Another sexual position that Shaun T is hammering into the minds of woman across America. This move teaches the woman how to handle multiple sex partners at once and have the flexibly and strength to handle such abuse. In this move she is able to hand out a mouth sex act, while she is being entered from behind by who knows how many partners. I don’t think man wants to know his wife is being taught how to be the “train” of the city.

Black Talk
We all know that black talk was created via the Devil’s tongue. And from that tongue, blacks are able to use mystical and necromatic phrases that have the ability to command the mind of a feeble woman and has ten times more power over the porcelain skinned house wife. Shaun T knows this and abuses it to trick women into thinking that after 60 days, they will be able to have a musky skin bed rumble with guys like him, as long as they learn all his sex moves.

How to Tell if Your Wife is Using Insanity

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120 thoughts on “Chisel Chested Shuan T is Trying to Turn Your Wife Into a Musk Craving Sin Whore

  1. Blanche Beecham

    Not since that Hanoi Jane hoopla back in the 80’s has so called ‘fitness’ been so ‘fit-less’ for women. What are those bumps on his stomach? They look like nipple-less dog teats.

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    1. Nyuu

      Obviously the only men you have seen are fat ones, and im very sure you are fat since you christwire assholes complain about working out and not being fat is a sin.

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  2. FredtheFailLord

    Tyson loves Shaun T. The language used in the article proves it, as does his greater than average level of knowledge about the subject.

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    1. lelo

      Right? Shaun T is openly gay and Tyson clearly wants to be topped by him.

      I won’t even unpack the outrageous racism in the rest of the post…because I suspect Tyson is mentally unwell

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  3. Nyuu

    You people say being fat is bad, and even call OddAtheist fat, but yet you say working out so you are not fat is a sin? Hypocrite, amirite?

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      No0bu,

      I think that enjoying the natural grace that comes with age is one of the benefits of maturity. Who would want to run an exploratory, feathery touch down a man’s stomach that is all bumpy and lumpy like that that? The smooth convex curve of a man’s belly fits perfectly against the curve of a woman’s back like spoons fit in a drawer. This is the natural order of things.

      I should also note that steroid use will cause penile atrophy which is denoted with a large tombstone belt buckle marking the grave of a dead appendage. Wrestlers and rodeo cowboys will have these quite often. This fellow doesn’t seem to follow that convention, but I suspect he could if he quit wearing pajamas and put on some clothes.

      Who here is the hypocrite? The man trying desperately to convey health when his mighty baby stick is a limp noodle or the honest man who pleases his woman?

      I think you need time and maturity to really discover the answer to that.

      Kind regards,
      BB

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      1. OddAtheist

        Who’s talking about steroids? We’re talking about normal exercise here. You guys act like doing some pushups every once in awhile is a sin or is gay…

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      2. prettyeyedmama2010

        Having a six pack is a sin now??
        You dont have to be on steroids to be fit. My husband closely resembles his body type and my husband has never used steroids he just stays fit & excercises regularly.
        Those “bumps” on his stomach are called muscles!
        Just cause he defines his more than people youve obviously seen doesnt mean hes on steroids..
        I cant stand how ignorant you are blanche
        i feel sorry for you.

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  4. Stephenson Billings

    First of all, learn how to spell your own name Mr. Shawn! How ridiculous. I hate it when black folks change their spellings to make it difficult for the rest of us. Such a weird way to be beliggerent.

    Also, this type of exercise is always a fraud. It’s the same garbage they sell on cable tv in the afternoons to get fat women to pry open their pocketbooks between boxes of chocolate and containers of ice cream. A sucker is born every minute as they say.

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    1. anime_luver

      so exercising 2 keep from being fat and having health problems is a sin is basically wat this article is saying

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      1. Stephenson Billings

        Have you ever seen the Suzanne Somers exercise ads? Ever met anyone who actually got in shape from those tapes? No, me neither. It’s all a scam. The only way to stay fit is to play a competivie sport or work out at the gym. Eating chocolates in front of the tv is death.

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        1. OddAtheist

          Wait a second, so you say working out a gym is good, BUT in Tyson’s homosexual test if you answered yes to the “do you have a gym membership” question, it counted it as wrong. ie it said it was gay to have a gym membership

          You guys are starting to contradict each other

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          1. Stephenson Billings

            Thankfully Christwire is a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. We may disagree on minor details, but together we are an Army for the Love of Christ. I guess you’re used to liberal newspapers where Obama tells you exactly what to think.

          2. OddAtheist

            I don’t listen to Obama because I think he’s an idiot…Why do you consistly assume I’m a Liberal? I’ve said before that I’m independent.

            Even small details matter sometimes, this is one of those times

          3. LinuxGamerTheist

            If only your software was free as in speech too,

            Free speech? You are constantly tring to convert us. You are a religious rapist. You sneak up behind us and sodomize us with Jesus.

    2. L. N.

      So Billings wants to think he’s God by telling people how to spell their own name? Jesus christ you have an ego. And I’ve seen more WHITE people spell their name as “Shaun” than black people. You couldn’t conceal your racism if you tried, at least Adam picks out the names that make sense to point out, you go and bitch about how ‘black people change the spelling of their names to make it difficult for the rest of us’ when the person in question spells his name in a perfectly acceptable, and very common, way.

      And how exactly is it a fraud? If people are actually getting up and moving, then it’s doing it’s job. Now if you’re arguing something ELSE, that’s different. But then again, this is YOU I’m talking about here, Billings, you’re about as deep a thinker as a puddle on a dry day.

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      1. Stephenson Billings

        Black people have become notorious in America for their quirky and frustrating name spellings. It’s a way to say, we’re different than white people, we hate white people, we want to rebel against white people. Of course it’s aggresive and frankly I am not happy to be the target of all this black rage. It’s not fair and we should keep American spellings consistent.

        As for the fraud of exercise programs, look at the people selling them. They’re all hucksters. I’m surprised you’re not worldly enough to understand this. Everything they sell late night on cable doesn’t always work. Do have have the Ginsu can cutting knife? What about the clapper? Have they changed your life yet?

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        1. L. N.

          “It’s a way to say, we’re different than white people, we hate white people, we want to rebel against white people.”

          And you get all that just from one black guy spelling his name in a different way that’s very common. I know more people who spell their name ‘Shaun’ than ‘Shawn’ in the first place, and then you go and say shit like that.

          I’ll agree with you that a lot of products are indeed mindless, but this is an exercise video series we’re talking about here. Not everyone can go to the gym and work out whenever they want for several reasons. Having some easy, indoor work-outs and exercises isn’t a bad thing since if said person wants to work out but can’t go to a gym for some reason, they have an alternative solution to their problem. Now, is it stupid to have an entire library of different exercising videos and never use them? Yes, however you’re talking about a very small percentage of people who buy these things.

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          1. Blanche Beecham

            Blacks don’t ski or snowboard, either. It always seems to be the more violent sports that attract them. You can’t ski hopped up on malt liquor.

          2. Stephenson Billings

            Alan is now a sports expert! Well, let me tell you something, I have never seen an exercise home VHS series that works. If you’re fit and trim from your Richard Simmons regimen, I’d like to see some photo evidence. And stop harking back to the blacks… How much more wrong can you get?

            DeAndre
            Trevon
            Aaliyah
            Shanice
            Jazmine
            Deisha

            Do those sound like normal names to you? Would you be able to spell any of them if they were just spoken out loud?

          3. L. N.

            Billings, why are you calling me Alan? Where did I say what my name was? Why do you assume my name is Alan? You know what, if you aren’t going to call me by my name, then I’m going to do the same to you. From now on, your name is Roger the Wonder Cat.

            As a retort to your other nonsense, Roger the Wonder Cat, your issue before was that a black man ‘misspelled’ the name Shawn and instead went by it’s exactly-the-same-sounding counterpart, Shaun, and that black people (in your world) take ‘regular’ names and instead make a different name out of it through it’s spelling. You are NOW using the argument that they have weird sounding names because you ran out of points for your first one. Well Roger the Wonder Cat, the fact that you’re racist isn’t a surprise whatsoever, and this is nothing more than more evidence that proves you’re racist.

    3. Claire

      “to get fat women to pry open their pocketbooks between boxes of chocolate and containers of ice cream.”

      …says the fatass man who has admitted to eating two cheeseburgers in one sitting and eating an entire tub of chocolate ice cream, by himself, in one night.

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    4. human being 9891

      Ok. That’s racist. Black people almost always choose names that are original. So his parents chose to spell his name differently. Besides white people who hate blacks should love it because it makes it easier to know if the person is not white. AND exercising is not a sin. I’m sure Jesus had a six pack being a carpenter and all.. you walking miles a day through the desert.. would definitely make a person fit and note that he had the strength to carry the cross even after being horrifically beaten. Even with help that feat would not be possible by even Shaun T.

      As for the black dudes hunting your wives thing… well that sometimes is the other way around. Many white women want to have sex with a nice, clean, educated, fit long penis black man at some point in their lives. Simply because its different. And some black men and white women aren’t interested in dating the opposite race.

      Quit being judgmental “lest you be judged” and racist; Get an understanding about health and muscle according to the bible. Which preaches against laziness ( a lazy man will not lift his hand to feed himself) get in the gym and go make love to your wife like a black man. Let her bend into any position she would want to try, and focus on her not on who you think she would like to be with other than you.

      Life is too short to waste on hate. God is love and you serve a loving God.

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    5. Diane NJ

      Ignorance at it’s very best. So now we change the spelling of our name to confuse white people?!?! You have serious issues. Anyone is entitled to spell their name to their liking. I’m Hispanic but take equal offense to your comment.

      To the author of this article…I have no words for your level of ignorance and stupidity.

      I’ve used insanity for a year and I’ve never been so in shape in my life. Don’t knock something until you try it; if you don’t have something nice to say just keep it to yourself!

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      Being a fast swimmer on a black swim team is like being the smartest kid on the short bus, not really something to brag about.

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      1. anime_luver

        ppl on the team were white, mexican, and indian and just cuz u never got anything good in life doesn’t mean u have 2 talk shit and if u talk about my cousin again u would wish 2 b in hell

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        1. Blanche Beecham

          No you can just stop with the ebonics lingo stuff right now, little lady. I’m sure you’re proud of your cousin, but lets face it – that doesn’t sound like a winning team. BTW – State swimming champ right here, 100m breast stroke and freestyle, don’t try and tell me blacks are good swimmers.

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          1. Demon King Demise

            [img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png[/img]

            Woah, holy fucking shit!!1 100m State swimming champ?/??/ You must be the female version of Jesus or some bullshit1!11!

            But really now, if you don’t want us to try and tell you that blacks are as good at swimming as any other FUCKING HUMAN ON THE PLANET, then don’t try and tell us you’re not a racist cock-sucking whore, dumbfuck.

      1. L. N.

        I don’t count saying ‘I’m not racist’ as proof that you’re not racist.

        Because you are indeed racist.

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  5. LogicPrevails

    Yoga has nothing to do with Satan or sex! It’s a spiritual healing method. I myself practice yoga thoroughly and I am completely in tune with my spiritual self. It amazes me how uninformed you people can be, and how okay with it you are. And the above comment is quite racist, Blanche. I see no point in attacking another person based simple on color. Christ was Jewish and Arabic, did you know that? He was probably average looking, with long, curly hair and he spoke in Aramaic. So by bashing someone for not being white, you’re bashing your God.

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      1. LogicPrevails

        Hippie claptrap? Alright, sir. Name one time that you felt completely fulfilled with your God. When you felt that all was well. When you were utterly happy and at peace. I know when. Never. I’ve been in your place. Truthfully, I am a Christian. But people like you make me ashamed to admit it. How can so much hate thrive in a religion that was founded on love, sir? Wasn’t Christ a loving person. I’ve read the Bible 10 times. I know what I’m saying. Jesus taught us to be accepting of all people, and you are going against his teachings. So who’s in the wrong here? Me for searching for spiritual acceptance and enlightenment, or you for not realizing Jesus’ true meaning?

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          1. Demon King Demise

            How you had your amount of faggotry checked out lately? It seems that you’re a pretty huge faggot.

            [img]http://paradigmsubverter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/faggotry.jpg[/img]

          2. LinuxGamerTheist

            Have you had your penis checked out lately? You must be this horrible to make up for it’s small size :p

          3. LinuxGamerTheist

            It was a whitty response to your smug hypocritical comment. I’m sorry if you can’t appreciate good writing (The bible had no character development at all)

          4. Demon King Demise

            [img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386062_338971326116138_263874810292457_1427996_1248413176_n.jpg[/img]

          1. prettyeyedmama2010

            SHES SAYING SHE FEELS SORRY FOR YOU WANNABE CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU! YOUR RIDICULOUS BELIEFS ARE AGAINST WAT JESUS WAS ALL ABOUT & YOU MAKE REAL GOOD CHRISTIANS LIKE HER AND ME LOOK BAD BECAUSE OF YOUR ARROGANT IGNORANT BELIEFS.

      2. L. N.

        Roger the Wonder Cat, I’m willing to bet you’ve never ran a day in your life. You talk down to others about how they should do this or that, yet you yourself don’t ever partake in doing what you tell others, so odds are you’re stuck to a wheelchair because you’re so fat.

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      Where in the Bible does it say Jesus swam on the swim team, smarty pants? It doesn’t. I think you are leaping and gyrating around the issue here, even if you do prefer yoga.

      There is nothing racist about my comment. Black people don’t swim well. It’s like saying basset hounds aren’t good at agility courses, it just is. How is that racist? I suppose you would have the world filled with fat ballerinas too. When did Kenya have a swim team?

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        1. Adam Nelson

          Most black people are scared of water. Considering that when the English brought them over in chains across the scary ocean, I understand their cultural tradition of not liking water very much.

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          1. L. N.

            You’ll use ‘cultural tradition’ to make racist remarks against them, yet any actual cultural traditions they have you insult.

            You’re terrible at hiding your racism, you know that, right?

          2. lelo

            You’re stupid.

            You have not met most black people. I don’t even know how to start explaining how dumb you sound if you didn’t think it was dumb when you wrote it. There’s no help for you.

            Also, according to your dumb brain…most black people is African Americans…who, other than SOME West Indians are the only black people the English took anywhere?

            Most black people live in Africa. DUH.

          1. L. N.

            Roger the Wonder Cat, seriously, go back to English classes, you’re having the hardest time spelling words and understanding sentence structure.

          2. Claire

            I live in Cambridge and went to an elementary school and a high school where the majority of students were black, Hispanic, or Muslim.

            Dyersburg, TN is lily white.

          3. LinuxGamerTheist

            Ever read a book besides the bible? some have actual information in them :)

            What scientific reason is there for blacks to be bad at swimming?

      1. LinuxGamerTheist

        firstly: Jesus was probably black (or more brown-skinned)

        second: The Bible sucked! The 4th book is always good (Goblet of Fire, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish) but Leviticus was crap. Can’t you base your religion on a good book?

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          1. L. N.

            And where does it say that Jesus wasn’t black? Considering the area he lived in, it’s not impossible for him to be very, very tan.

          2. LinuxGamerTheist

            It doesn’t! It contains less factual information than Poger the Wonder Cat’s head.

          3. prettyeyedmama2010

            Where does it say Jesus was white?
            From where he was from is present day Africa & the middle east… Is there ANYONE that is not dark skined from that region??
            exactly..

  6. LogicPrevails

    Hippie claptrap? Alright, sir. Name one time that you felt completely fulfilled with your God. When you felt that all was well. When you were utterly happy and at peace. I know when. Never. I’ve been in your place. Truthfully, I am a Christian. But people like you make me ashamed to admit it. How can so much hate thrive in a religion that was founded on love, sir? Wasn’t Christ a loving person. I’ve read the Bible 10 times. I know what I’m saying. Jesus taught us to be accepting of all people, and you are going against his teachings. So who’s in the wrong here? Me for searching for spiritual acceptance and enlightenment, or you for not realizing Jesus’ true meaning?

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      1. LogicPrevails

        One can misuse anything. And what you people preach is far from education. Education is a public service used to teach us truth, not some right wing lies about a spiritual process. People like you give us Christians a bad name.

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        1. Blanche Beecham

          My, my you are so humble! Reading the Bible 10 times puts you right up there on the cross now, doesn’t it?

          Education should push the boundaries for growth, not allow one to rest upon the laurels of past triumphs. You seem to be quiet struck with your past accomplishments and feel no need for education or debate.

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          1. LinuxGamerTheist

            Says the closed-minded extremist, fixated on a horrible book written thousands of years ago, try some late 80s-early 90s sci-fi.

          2. OddAtheist

            LGT, I’m sure the sci-fi would just confuse her too much. I suggest she start with Dr. Seuss…Even then she has the pretty colors to look at

        2. prettyeyedmama2010

          thank you logicprevails!
          People like blanche and all these other crazy ultra conservative bible thumpers give all christians a bad name..
          I am a christian and completely ashamed of the things on this website..
          Jesus told us to love EVERYONE as he loves us!
          He also told us that he who is without sin cast the first stone and so stop judging people!!

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  7. LogicPrevails

    But what you people are doing is against education. You’re not pushing any boundaries. You’re keeping us the way we’ve been since the 1800s as far as thought goes. Pushing boundaries would be accepting homosexuality, and understanding that sometimes people have no choice but to abort a child. The reason our world is so violent, closeted, and misunderstanding is because people like you make it that way. Look into something besides your Bible and find another life. THAT is education. THAT is pushing the boundary.

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      THAT is pushing your agenda and creating far more boundaries than many are comfortable with.

      2011 was a banner year for same sex marriages, yet all these social ills like violence and misunderstanding still exist. I think it is beyond naive and highly suspect to expect homosexual acceptance, or at least the ball-gagging of criticism, to accomplish world peace in the name of education.

      Freedom of speech means you need to accept that others have differing views. You propose a complete blackout of those views in some jack-boot liberalist society where everyone agrees. It doesn’t work that way. Freedom of religion means some are perfectly right to base their opinions and educational principles on the Bible.

      If you don’t like the idea of freedom, maybe you need to find another forum or country to practice your goofy form of “I’m Okay, You’re Okay – as long as you agree with me” armchair psycho-talk.

      I’m still waiting for your examples of a Kenyan swim team.

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  8. LogicPrevails

    I said nothing of a Kenyan swim team. I was merely speculating that your comment grouped one race together in a highly derogatory statement. And I accept your opinion, I just don’t agree with it. You’re the ones attacking us for having a differing opinion.

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    1. Blanche Beecham

      Oh, I get it, you were speculating that the comment was racist. Where I’m from we call that lily livered craw-fishing.

      And it appears your vision is blurred because you mention more than one ‘attacking’. You have quite the imaginarium going there with all the speculating and seeing threats everywhere. Have you talked to your doctor about this and maybe the possibility of a prescription to take the edge off?

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  9. Tom

    Her wedding ring is on the correct finger you stupid fool. Why can’t you even research the slightest thing? Clearly you’re not married.

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  10. jesuschristsalvationmagic

    God bless you Tyson. God bless you for bringing this information out to us. These demonic half breeds between man and devil must be stopped. My wife left me three years ago and I always knew deep down it was for one of an ebon skinned demon man such as the one you have in the image on this article. I can only pray that my children will grow up following the word of God and will not fall to the sexually deviant nightmare that is Shaun T.

    As always, praise the baby Jesus and god bless.

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  11. prettyeyedmama2010

    hahahahahahah
    oh man this website just continues to make me laugh. Oh and by the way the picture of the “whore” excercising- the ring is on the right finger. If you only knew how to calculate that. She is facing us thus her left hand looks like its on the right hand side of us….
    Wow.. idiots!

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  12. j_marq2000

    “good looks of a white person and the athletic build of his sin colored skinned field working ancestors” REALLY?? What ignorant ##### wrote this article?!

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  13. lelo

    Is this a joke? Because either way A. you’re racist. And you think white people are born with better looks than than the rest of us? so Blind. B. You’re psychotic. C. Dumb – Shaun T is openly gay and not trying to seduce any women. But apparently you were quite susceptible to his charm. How is the air flow back there in the closet?

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  14. B.L

    To whom it may concern, you are a racist fucking person. African American people can look good so can caucasian people.But it has nothing to do with it fat ass I know you are ! Most of all you un articulate asshole did you not learn how to spell redneck.I believe correct me if im wrong but he’s full African American sorry hun but your race had nothing to do with it .Caucasians dont look all that great people of color look the best most of the time .No offence to the good looking caucasians out there but this white fat blob deserves it. Plus he probably wouldn’t want you or your ugly wife. Fat ass he’s gay & black and he likes to let the cream get some coffee which is better when its black anyways. Im proud to be Black , Cuban, and Native American: Cherokee Indian bitch! Go suvk a big black cock

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  15. B.L

    @ L.N. You are the brightest person on this blog Jesus has to be of color because of his location any one who lived there was tan and had the skin color of a black person assholes dont want to believe it because you have forsaken jesus the body and blood of christ.Racist pigs suck a BIG BLACK DICK 8== D

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  16. Pete-ag

    I will hope that this post is not serious, and the people replying in favor of this post are also not being serious.

    Exercise is not a sin. And I have NEVER gotten “aroused” when working out. I don’t know what kind of workouts YOU ALL do, but they aren’t the kind I do.

    And I pray that you one day accept everyone for who they are and not the color of their skin.

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  17. Insanity

    Wow-I thought this website was some kind of sick ignorant joke. The pie charts, really?! Who did the research on those?! This is imbreeding at it’s fullest right here! I do insanity everyday with the exception of sundays because that is the recovery day or as you so called christians call the Lords day. I am in the best shape of my life & have insanity to thank for it. Instead of hating how about getting off your cousins dick and actually trying a real workout? Shame on you Tyson. So called youth leader teaching nothing but ignorance to open minds. Have fun in hell because that’s where your destined to go. God would never have such closed minded jerkasses in his presence. Better get to working out now Tyson & followers, fat burns faster than muscle & no doubt your full of it. Tyson your detailed wordings are not only perverse but wreak of sexual frustration from all your years of not being able to get any. What woman that is not your relative would ever touch you?! Good luck in your hate preachings & may God have zero mercy on all your ignorance.

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  18. RW

    I really thought this whole article was a joke. I continued reading and thought the ignorant responses were a joke. If the Christians that posted are not joking then I am happier than ever that I am not part of your religion. For people that are supposed to be spreading the love and message of God, you sure do spend a lot of time alienating everyone that is not white. I won’t even try to respond to every ridiculous post, but I would like to make it known that I am black and a helicopter rescue SWIMMER. I’m pretty sure the breast stroke champ would fail the rescue swimmer school that I passed. If any of you racist ass pigs were on a sinking boat, I would come and save you despite your beliefs. I guess I’m a better Christian than you guys and I don’t even believe the teachings.

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  19. Carrie

    Someone sounds awfully sexually frustrated if this is actually real. The fact that you see a woman bent over and think of sex is preposterous it’s a yoga move you idiot. I’ve been doing insanity and I’m a Christian girl who isn’t sexually active. I’ve also seen amazing results in 5 short weeks. There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting in shape. In fact I think it’s a way of honoring the body god gave us. You know treating it right and making it look the best we can. The amount of ignorant post is disgusting. You should really take a cold hard look at yourself and insecurities. I hope y’all realize that god made all of us. To quote a children’s bible song “red and yellow BLACK and white they are precious in his sight” the level of hate you have for someone God made its disturbing. There’s nothing at all wrong with working out. Seriously. If our body is a temple would you let the foundation start getting weak? No. You’d fix it. I’m done.

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  20. annon e moose

    This is a joke right? Like the onion only not even remotely funny. If not then I am truly staggered at the amount of pure stupid in this world. YOU! Yea you all you racist ignorant morons! Out of the gene pool!

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  21. Adrian

    There was a man in history that was absolutely with a ripped body.
    He was raised as a carpenter all his life.
    So by this it is know that he was very strong,good ripped body,very healthy,and men and woman loved him…
    He was tortured at his dead with the worse workout possible,and still he managed to stay alive for hours…so this means he was very,very strong…and if he was strong it must have a ripped body and he wasn’t fat at all…
    His name: JESUS…
    So,now you are telling me that a good ripped body with abs is a sin???
    COME ON…
    Tyson…you are gay…and you know Shaun T is as well…
    But at least he is doing a great job by motivating people to be in good health and thaking out the fat from the body,replacing it with muscles…
    Everybody knows that obesity is a problem…

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  22. AshleyB

    To the people saying this is just for fat women to pay money for nothing. Im here to say that Shaun T saved my life. I’ve lost 83lbs in the last year using Insanity as my workout. Shaun is the most kind hearted man that I got to meet in person in May of this year (2012) He cares so much for helping others become fit and healthy for their families.
    The fact you would go out of your way to damn this man for helping others proves what a horrible christian you truly are. And the things you say? Is that very christian like? I doubt it. Would you kiss your Pastor with that mouth? YOU are what is wrong with this world. I wouldn’t be who I am today if it wasn’t for Shaun. Oh and I’ll add I’ve been married for that last 7 years to the same man and never once cheated 😉 He actually does the workouts with me.

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  23. Dez Roberts

    I read this whole thing over as a joke. This entire thing is one big punk’d on the freethinking world, because I know for a fact that this much hate, racism, encouragement to be lazy, fat, and hopeless can’t be real. And the fact that Shaun T is gay means he doesn’t give a flying damn whether your wife is a whore or not.

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  24. Not goth, just quiet

    Tyson are you jealous because you are probably flabby has hell and are disappointed that you do not have a body that good. Is that why you act like a six year old and do these retarded things? Hmmm idiots, idiots everywhere…

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