In this episode, Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly phrases to use for the phrase “female masturbation”, instead of sounding like a whorelet with a sin filled heart.
11 thoughts on “Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake – 51 Christian Friendly Phrases For “Female Masturbation””
August Weisz
Masturbation is rape and is wrong. Videos like this will allow parents to be aware of these codes words for sin so they can look for them on their kid’s blogs and diaries. Just the thought of a attractive female pleasuring them self makes me ill.
While I myself have never engaged in these activities, I imagine that anyone peeking behind the baby curtains or tipping the canoe would most likely cry afterwards in shame.
I think this is the best video yet. I like the Brawny paper towel look, Bryan. Oftentimes I find myself swept away by the flannel image when I open a new roll of paper towels. Many women are uninformed to the fact that a soft scrub brush feels similar to the whiskery abrasion of a man’s beard on the thigh or that a common household pine cleaner can induce hallucinations of being ravaged deep in the forest by a lumberjack, the pine bark embossing the back flesh as he brings down his mighty axe over and over. This is why I use only Mr. Clean in a citrus scent and a sponge mop.
We definitely need 51 phrases for what is medically referred to as ejaculate. Within the bounds of Christian marriage the name Mr. Beecham I have used has changed over time. When we were young and newly married it was ‘spoogee’ or ‘love juice’. Once we abandoned nude Saturdays and became more entrenched in marriage the phrase ‘noodle extract’ or ‘baby ranch dressing’ became popular. Now it just a ‘sheet stain’ or ‘pecker pudding’. I think 51 fresh terms would be very helpful to keeping our marriage healthy and on a Christian path.
Masturbation is rape and is wrong. Videos like this will allow parents to be aware of these codes words for sin so they can look for them on their kid’s blogs and diaries. Just the thought of a attractive female pleasuring them self makes me ill.
Wow you must be gay if you can’t think of a girl masturbating. Sad sad little man.
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Man, so much sin here.
august is indeed gay
all of these people are Indeed gay
Tyson Btw how is it feel to post a video of yourself ?
Vagina. That is all
While I myself have never engaged in these activities, I imagine that anyone peeking behind the baby curtains or tipping the canoe would most likely cry afterwards in shame.
I think this is the best video yet. I like the Brawny paper towel look, Bryan. Oftentimes I find myself swept away by the flannel image when I open a new roll of paper towels. Many women are uninformed to the fact that a soft scrub brush feels similar to the whiskery abrasion of a man’s beard on the thigh or that a common household pine cleaner can induce hallucinations of being ravaged deep in the forest by a lumberjack, the pine bark embossing the back flesh as he brings down his mighty axe over and over. This is why I use only Mr. Clean in a citrus scent and a sponge mop.
We definitely need 51 phrases for what is medically referred to as ejaculate. Within the bounds of Christian marriage the name Mr. Beecham I have used has changed over time. When we were young and newly married it was ‘spoogee’ or ‘love juice’. Once we abandoned nude Saturdays and became more entrenched in marriage the phrase ‘noodle extract’ or ‘baby ranch dressing’ became popular. Now it just a ‘sheet stain’ or ‘pecker pudding’. I think 51 fresh terms would be very helpful to keeping our marriage healthy and on a Christian path.
Kind regards,
BB
Blondie, shouldn’t you be back in the kitchen? Does your husband know your on the internet?
I thought it was a sin in your ‘holy book’ for a women to speak her mind, as if you can think for yourself.
Her description of the lumberjack fantasy was…detailed…Really detailed…Almost over detailed. I know what she’s think of when she masturbates
That is the only kind of PT I buy!
The one me and my boyfriend always use it baby gravy
We have “No Undie” Sundays at my home.