Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake – 51 Christian Friendly Words For “Anal Sex” 15 Replies In this episode, Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word ana* se*, instead of sounding like a hopscotching heathen.
I am going to start using literally EVERY single one of these on a daily basis.
Good, Jesus will thank you for it.
Your Jesus or mine?
Tyson, is that handsome young man a nephew or grandson of yours, perhaps? Maybe you should buy him a bar of soap and some shaving cream for Christmas. He’s great in this video though. I love having an appropriate phrase handy when I need to condemn sin.
He is my neighbor’s boy. Good kid, looking to do the work of Jesus.
I have a Peurto Rican kid who mows my lawn and fertilizes my begonias. Very nice fellow, but he thinks this is the tropics, always parading around without his shirt on. I worry that the neighbors will get the wrong idea.
Nah, I’m pretty sure your neighbors already know you’re gay.
We have one of those too, but Cuban. If I wanted to see a chiseled chest, I’d go open a copy of GQ magazine.
The Cubans can be lazy, almost like a Mexican! And I never understand their yakety yak. Half the time they’re screaming about something, the other half they’re crying. They also get very upset if you touch their hair.
Why are you going around and touching random people’s hair?
Sometimes it’s so shiny and thick, I can’t help it!
Yeah, that wasn’t too gay sounding…
This entire website is fucking irritating to the more educated folk. I hope this site is as satirical as the articles. You people make me sick.
This shit is hilarious. I’d say this shit all the hopschotchety dick flip flopping time. All though i never knew “christians” were so stupid and racist
hey tyson! I fucked the devil in the ass last night. he was reallyy good. when you die and join me in hell, we can fuck him in both of his holes together!! 😀