15 thoughts on “Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake – 51 Christian Friendly Words For “Anal Sex”

  1. Stephenson Billings

    Tyson, is that handsome young man a nephew or grandson of yours, perhaps? Maybe you should buy him a bar of soap and some shaving cream for Christmas. He’s great in this video though. I love having an appropriate phrase handy when I need to condemn sin.

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      1. Stephenson Billings

        I have a Peurto Rican kid who mows my lawn and fertilizes my begonias. Very nice fellow, but he thinks this is the tropics, always parading around without his shirt on. I worry that the neighbors will get the wrong idea.

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        1. Tyson Bowers III

          We have one of those too, but Cuban. If I wanted to see a chiseled chest, I’d go open a copy of GQ magazine.

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          1. Stephenson Billings

            The Cubans can be lazy, almost like a Mexican! And I never understand their yakety yak. Half the time they’re screaming about something, the other half they’re crying. They also get very upset if you touch their hair.

  2. Chris

    This entire website is fucking irritating to the more educated folk. I hope this site is as satirical as the articles. You people make me sick.

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  3. FuckFace

    This shit is hilarious. I’d say this shit all the hopschotchety dick flip flopping time. All though i never knew “christians” were so stupid and racist

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  4. bitchplease

    hey tyson! I fucked the devil in the ass last night. he was reallyy good. when you die and join me in hell, we can fuck him in both of his holes together!! 😀

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