As I was walking though the local Wal-Greens today, I couldn’t find any Holy Halloween cards to send out to the flock this year. I went and tried KMart, Wal-Mart, Target, Costco and every other store in my area and couldn’t find one Holy Spirit influenced card. I’m sure I’m one of millions of Christians looking for a joyous card to send during the dark pagan month to send Holy happiness via a 25 cent card, so I had our graphics department make some free Halloween cards for our religious readers.
The 4th one is strongly worded, but definitely needed in these depraved times. I’ll print off a few of these and save them for those with the most wicked, homogay costumes. However, I’m currently printing several hundred of the 3rd one – a treat indeed! Kudos to your graphic arts team! Bless you!
Could a humble Man of God please get a praise click on his comment above? Bless you all!
A praise click for you brother
Rats, I was hoping you’d died.
Oh by the way, I found where you took your avatar from:
http://www.cfuwkelowna.org/programme.htm
A simple Google search for “old lady” was all it took.
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Sister Suze! Welcome back! And thanks for the praise click – sent one right back at ya! God bless you!
A humble man of God could get a praise click. Too bad you are not one.
“Every single time you beat an evangelical christian in a fight, logic smiles” ” And the last one is quite stupid
I know.
I got one better.
“Christwire, your late for your reward from the Dar Overlord. Come to the sacrificial slab, the Dark Overlord was to give you the reward personally.”
These will be a hit at the community center on Halloween. I only wish there was one showing that scary amputee turtle.
I heard that the neighborhood disabled kid down the street was going to dress as that turtle this year.
You know why you cant find any jesus-themed halloween cards in stores?
BECAUSE HALLOWEEN IS NOT ABOUT JESUS.
That’s what Christmas is for.
And Easter.
Halloween is supposed to be a Christian holiday.
In this day and age Halloween is about dressing up and getting candy. It’n not about Jesus.
Everything is about Jesus.
*sneezes*
Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.
They’re all stupid.
Do you want to know why they don’t sell Holy Halloween cards? Nobody would buy them.
Such great cards! I will look forward to passing them out to the kids on halloween night!
But i thought Halloween as bad.
Boys and girls of every age,
Would you like to see something strange,
Come with us and you will see,
This our town of Halloween.
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It’s our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don’t we love it now
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something’s waiting no to pounce, and how you’ll scream!
Scream! This is Halloween
Red ‘n’ black, slimy green
Aren’t you scared
Well, that’s just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the who when you call, Who’s there?
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life’s no fun without a good scare
That’s our job, but we’re not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don’t we love it now
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont’ ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
Idol worship. Terrible song. DISGUSTING!
I love this song. It’s fun.
GTFO, That movie and that song is amazing!
You’re supposedly a good person, but you advocate that it’s okay to kill people, be racist, sexist, judgmental, and hateful. I’m a bad person for being Mexican and different from what you consider normal. Damien’s a bad person for being Jewish. Claire’s a bad person for liking cats, and L.N.’s a bad person for defending his beliefs. I’m sorry but this doesn’t make any sense.
But then again, the world is run on fear. Everything around us tells us what to think and what to fear. If you have acne, the girls won’t like you. If you don’t go to college you’ll be a failure. If your breath smells bad, no one will talk to you. Follow the crowd. or you’ll be a loner. If you don’t understand something, you should fear it or reject it.
It’s kind of like the Marilyn Manson/Columbine incident. People didn’t understand him, so they blamed him. They looked for something they didn’t understand to blame. They found Marilyn Manson, and blamed him. The weird thing is that on that day the President dropped more bombs on other countries than on any other day. Who’s a bigger influence the president or Marilyn Manson. The president is.
Witches are not people.
Laughing Out Loud!
What kind of idiot types out ‘lol’? You and Billings have the same problem.
Looks like a person to me.
Oh? Why not? They’re creations of God, who are you to say what is and isn’t something human?
More like Satan.
Remember. Christianity is Satanism.
Well, as a rule of thumb they have less chromosome damage than southern conservatives, so strictly speaking they’re much closer to human than most of this site’s denizens. After all, gathering around a religious monolith, hooting, hollering, clubbing innocents to death with bones… that sounds an awful lot more like primate behavior, if Stanley Kubrick was to be believed. (Of course, we all know he was a godless science-believing communist, so of course he is NOT to be believed.)
Halloween, or “all hallows eve” is a Pagan holiday….and if you don’t understand….to you ignorant Christians, Pagan = Satanist (not really at all but there’s no difference to you idiots).
Helloween is a pagan emosexual holiday.
Actually, it was originally just celebration of the
harvest, get your facts straight n00b.