If you have the urge to ride the carousel of homosexuality and bask in cotton candy sin, than you will love Coachella’s 2012 line up of debaucherous deviants and faux hawk hipsters. Just like last years fecal smothered sin fest, 2012 looks to be jam packed with a music lineup that will entice kids to engage in pre-martial lust penetration and tempt them with unwashed anal play. Let us not forget that the chances of female teen pregnancy at this concert skyrocketed and even surpassed the number of STDs contracted within the 2 days of dilly fondling.
Just like voting for Obama, cuddling up with Satan goes against God and even stepping foot onto the Coachella party grounds is one foot too deep within Satan’s sin cavity of despair and homosexual desire.
The roster below has more curse words and references to twinkie sticks than a late night homosexual reality show on Showtime.