Not long ago we warned the American public about the vile and drug filled rave festival known as Coachella. We told you about the dangers it played on your daughter’s baby orifice and how your sons are being enticed to do hits of ecstasy and shooting up their veins with riddlin. It has been reported that the amount of STD cases caused by last years Coachella festival was 1 in every 4 attendees and that the festival was populated with orgies tents and naked masquerade sin docking parties parties.
So instead of taking our warning, you parents just sat their as your daughters engage in mouth sex acts and became pregnant by some Obama voting hipster. Your sons where tainted with the sins of homosexual butt play and drug induced self “m-ing” drum circles.
Well, if you thought last year was bad, next year’s moral raping will make the holocaust look like mere child’s play. Coachella plans to host two back to back fun filled weekends, packed with man butt horseplay, lesbian wet t-shirt contests and secret friend bi-sexual sex orgies.
This year is guaranteed to have enough acid pills to send 10,000 elephants on a magically journey to the land of flying care bears and talking dinosaurs. Not only will there be a copious amounts of funny candy, but the dark magic sex parties are already the buzz on the streets and on emo Twitter pages. Their minds will be filled with liberal propaganda by bands like Morrissey, the North Korean transvestite band, The Secret or how about the pro-abortion cry baby, Bright Eyes, whose stage name is about the look in a babies eyes when it is being sucked out of a girl’s baby hole with a Dyson vacuum.
Did you like all the photos of you young daughters drugged out after a disco rape session being posted on flickr blogs and Twitter profiles? Did you like it when the world had WordPress dairy entries of your son being dillied by interracial gay couples in their sewerhole? This is nothing compared to the deviant actions that will be going on next year. Did you laugh when you learned your daughter had an onsite abortion sponsored by Plan Parenthood? How did it feel when you had to take your son into the doctor to get his flesh sword cured from hippie herpes or even gay bowel disease?
Don’t come crying to God when you son or daughter ends up missing after attending this rave or if they end up dead after a Kings of Libra moshpit party. Anything that happens to your children at this festival is not just Satan’s fault, but you will also share the blood on your hands. There is nothing holy about letting your kids partake in heroin induced drug orgies.