Cocinando en Pelotas – Mexicans Now Teaching Children How to Cook Naked

Mexicans are a threat to our great country, they spread plague like sickness, they decrease the value of our homes, take away thousands of jobs, increase our medical bills and also are killing the pure moral fibers of our country. If their imported pop singers like Shakira and Selena Gomez aren’t teaching our little girls how to dress like jalapeno hussies, the field worker’s wife is teaching them how to get pregnant at the age of sixteen and encourage them to pop out as many kids as possible, so they can get bigger monthly checks from the USA government. Not only are they trying to turn our little princesses into drug mules, they are now teaching them a secret Mexican fetish called “Cocinando en Pelotas“.

This fetish or in Mexican, “sustantivo”, teaches young girls to cook pastries, take photos of themselves stark naked while holding their baked yummies and upload them to Mexican social sites like Hi5 and Facebook Mexico. Once uploaded they will be bombarded with sultry comments en Español from every hairy backed Juan and Jose across the Rio Grande. Now, maybe in Mexico land it is ok to do this kind of Cocinando en Pelotas digital play, but here in America we have morals and standards. Here in America, we don’t think it is ok for our daughters to live off tax payer money and make a living working for Merry Maids.

So I will only say this once Mexico people, take your Cocinando en Pelotas and your low end lifestyle back to Salsa-topia and get the heck out of my Christian America.

39 thoughts on “Cocinando en Pelotas – Mexicans Now Teaching Children How to Cook Naked

  1. NellieBVB

    I’m Mexican, and I can assure you there is no such thing as “cooking with balls.” You do know that’s what Cocinando en Pelotas means right? You are an awful person.

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  2. Tyson Bowers III

    “Cocinando en Pelotas” = “Cooking WITH Balls”. Making a reference of being naked while cooking. Please do some research on the subject before commenting.

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    1. klayton knights

      Tyson Bowers III watch your F**king mouth you got it
      you better watch it bro i read one more story like this and its the end for you buddy it will be THE END !!!

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  3. benny

    Christian America? Lol. Mexico is part of the ‘Americas’.. plus Mexicans are bigger devout christians than your “Christian America”. The picture you posted, though, is excellent for driving up site visits. I guess sex is effective even when you are trying to oppose it.

    Loser.

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      1. LIZY

        I BET U A MILLION DOLLARS YOU WONT COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND SAY THIS IN PUBLIC. YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER AND BASH THE PPL WHO YOUR KIND EXPLOIT! THESE ARE THE PPL WHO ARE WILLING TO CLEAN YOUR OWN SHIT!! BUT HERE PROVES MY POINT OF IGNORANT AMERICANS! U SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN!! BE A MAN AND PUT YOUR REAL PICTURE AS DEFAULT.

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  4. Mike Watson

    These Mexicans will stop at no ends to sneak into our country! These raunchy Mole Mommas spraddle themselves all around when you’re on spring break in Cabo, trying to entice you to fill them up with a future green card popping from their bosoms 9 months later. I can only hope Herman Cain’s electric border deal is realized in 2012.

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  5. susie

    fuck you, you dumbass you white people are fucking lazy thats why you dont get the job. only hardworking people like mexicans do. pinche guerro culeroooooo!!!!!!!! think before you talk because without us your asses wouldnt be shitttt!!!

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    1. NellieBVB

      basketball = baloncesto
      baseball = béisbol
      Pelotas is basically a toy ball. Like a rubber ball. If you were talking about the body part of a man you would use the word huevos, huevos also means eggs so you have to pay attention to what they are saying.

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        1. The Great Mexican

          You are so ignorant, as for your information the words basketball and baseball do exist in the beautiful Spanish Language, but my question is to you, would you work in a field from 4:30 am in the cold til 5:00 pm? or maybe have a part time picking apples, or oranges, or maybe that fruit and salads you eat,or maybe would take a job paying 2.50 a piece to make that shirt or pants you are wearing? I doubt it, because you are to proud to be an “american” but you do love mexican food… you should be ashame of yourself of writing these kinds of words. Now I was born here but my parents were Mexican and my father helped build the roads that so many of your people drive thru but you guys don’t see that. So next summer send your kids to apply for a summer job at the fields.. there is plenty of work there..

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          1. Adam Nelson

            The words “basketball” and “baseball” do not exist in Spanish. Mike is exactly right. You see, “basketball” and “baseball” are both words in the English language.

          2. Stormie Manson

            I am fluent as well. The words baseball and basketball exist. :) I learned three languages when I was a child, all of them at around the same time. English, Cajun French, and Spanish. It’s basically my third first language. English is the language everyone outside my home speak, but my mother and I speak in both Spanish and Cajun French all the time. So I can say for certain that Baseball and Basketball are words in the spanish language.

          3. Adam Nelson

            Again, those words do not exist in Spanish. “Béisbol” and “Baloncesto” exist in Spanish, as they are Spanish words. Basketball and Baseball are American words.

          4. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire, Jew

            Face it Adam, you have lost. You have failed completely. Just give up.

  6. Millennium

    jalapeno … is not some sort of spice or something spicy

    and baseball and basketball exist in spanish ( not in mexican its not a language )

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  7. LIZY

    LET ME START OFF BY SAYING THAT I AM 100% HISPANIC.. BORN AND RAISED IN MY COUNTRY!

    COCINANDO EN PELOTAS MEANS “COOKING NAKED”!!!!!! PELOTA DOES MEAN BALL BUT IN OTHER COUNTRIES (LIKE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) IT ALSO MEANS ‘NAKED”.I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM MARRIED TO A DOMINICAN AND PELOTA DOES MEAN BOTH BALL AND NAKED. YES PPL DO SOME RE SEARCH BEFORE COMMENTING AND PLEASE RE READ THE ARTICLE, WHICH BY THE WAY IS FULL OF SHIT’. IT DOES STATE ABOUT COOKING NAKED..

    I AM NOT BY ANY MEANS FOR THIS ARTICLE I SIMPLY WANTED TO CORRECT THOSE “HISPANICS” WHO THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IN THEIR COMMENTS. EITHER WAY IF MEXICANS WANT TO COOK NAKED..OH F%%% WELL! AMERICANS SELL DRUGS, RAPE CHILDREN, KILL PPL ETC,, WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT MEXICANS COOKING NAKED? TAKE YOUR BLOG AND INFORM US OF REAL NEWS LIKE CHILDREN WHO ARE MISSING ETC.. SERIOUSLY DUDE.. GET A LIFE!

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  8. The Great Mexican

    You are so ignorant, as for your information the words basketball and baseball do exist in the beautiful Spanish Language, but my question is to you, would you work in a field from 4:30 am in the cold til 5:00 pm? or maybe have a part time picking apples, or oranges, or maybe that fruit and salads you eat,or maybe would take a job paying 2.50 a piece to make that shirt or pants you are wearing? I doubt it, because you are to proud to be an “american” but you do love mexican food… you should be ashame of yourself of writing these kinds of words. Now I was born here but my parents were Mexican and my father helped build the roads that so many of your people drive thru but you guys don’t see that. So next summer send your kids to apply for a summer job at the fields.. there is plenty of work there..

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  9. A mexican

    Dude Tyson, and you think your gals such as Britney Spears Katy Perry, Lindsey Lohan, aren’t already teaching your little girls how to show there pussy and get naked in public every, i repeat, every damn chance they get??
    Plus Shakira is Columbian, and Selena Gomez is American you dumb fuck!
    Plus let me remind you that more than 25% of Caucasians are on either welfare or some type of government assistance. And the IRS has a record of thousands and thousands of YOUR people that owe millions to the fed government.
    Dumbass Tyson………..

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  10. Jose

    Puto Tyson. A lo mejor tu vieja te dejo por un Mexicano.que tiene mas pelotas!!! Que tu y por eso estas ardido. Hahaha. Que bueno…

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