College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships (Part 2)

My friends of God, today yet again the sinful employees at CollegeHumor have posted a gay infested love bath of a video featuring their two favorite affirmative action gay employees, Jake and Amir.

At the beginning of the video Amir comes out to his new “BFF”. He says within the first part of the video that they should be “partners” and then get involved in a tickle fight.

The video cuts to Jake and all he can do is talk about his lost jew friend, love buddy. He can’t even see that his new co-worker (a female) is into him, because he can only think of Amir’s devil hole. On a side note, the girl he is talking to might be a victim of homosexual abuse herself.

This video proves my last point about these two being gay lovers and how CollegeHumor promotes gay office relationships to the utmost factor of high.

44 thoughts on “College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships (Part 2)

  1. JeusLover

    This was so offensive to me as a non-homosexual!
    I can’t believe that my eyes had to witness such an amount of sin.
    I am truly shocked now, and I am asking for your help,
    what can i do to repent from watching this video?

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  2. OMR

    This article can not be serial, if it is, it is truly sad that the author has clearly never heard of bromance.

    The fact is, Amir isn’t gay, and he isn’t playing gay, he is playing innocent. His behavior is that of a child, free of care and sinless, untouched by the cruel reality that is the world.

    If it isn’t srs, good troll.

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  3. The Anti-Christ

    TITTTTIES…..you know this site doesnt usually piss me off but when they talk shit about Jake and Amir thats when they take it a step to far! And this hear really does piss me off!!! Lay off jake and amir and im cool but otherwise go suck a big fat tranvestite dick Tyson…i have just been trolled!

    Anti-Christ over and out >:-h

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  4. Mr. Shaggy

    Homosexuality is wrong! But chicks on chicks is ok, wouldn’t you agree? Guys on guys is an abomination, but why would god create something so beautiful as girls on girls if we weren’t meant to enjoy it?

    fact:

    dudes on dudes: I can’t fap to this
    girls on girls: Always ok, all the time.

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    1. Arien

      Ha I’m assuming your a guy it makes me sick to come hear to a Christian site and see chauvanistic pigs like you thinking its ok if girls make out!!! WTF I mean it’s not right for either it’s the exact oppisite of what girls like to see with guys we like it smutty and sexy… Leave Jake and Amir alone!!!!! I think they’re awesome and all this crap is is gossip disguised as holy articles written by some homo guy living with his mum !!! I think Jake and Amir are bi who gives a flip except God sir you sicken me!! I will always think they are hot . Maybe your jealous you can’t get none?

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  5. Belinda

    Why can’t a moderator clean up this smut??? Or at least participate if they want to make the mistake of giving these undeserving fools a chance to say their piece?

    You atheists are so misguided, yet you’re so righteous! You think you know it all, but you don’t. We’ll see who’s laughing at the end of days.

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  6. Michael Bauer

    Here are some scriptures that you should memorize. Please stop writing gossip in the disguise of religion.

    1 Timothy 5:13
    “they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.”

    James 3: 7 – 12
    People can tame all kinds of animals, birds, reptiles, and fish, but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. Sometimes it praises our Lord and Father, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God. And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, my brothers and sisters, this is not right! Does a spring of water bubble out with both fresh water and bitter water? Does a fig tree produce olives, or a grapevine produce figs? No, and you can’t draw fresh water from a salty spring.

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  7. Ryan Smith

    [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/PepsiMan34/jesus_camp_2.gif[/img]
    [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/PepsiMan34/1210580470817.gif[/img]
    [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/PepsiMan34/1210616283004.gif[/img]

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  8. Tim

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. – Ezekiel 23:20

    Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. – Malachi 2:3

    REPENT!

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  9. Samantha

    wait is this site a joke or for real. If its a joke this is WONDERFUL =…if not it has been a pleasure to laugh at your asses.

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  10. Larinah

    I just have a few questions for the author.
    Have you seen all of the Jake & Amir clips? Have you been to their website?
    There are more than 60 clips. If you havn’t seen them all and are just basing your judgement on these last few videos then you might not be educated on the relationship between Jake & Amir. You also will certainly not understand all of the small jokes and references that are so blantent in these last few videos. Anyone who has seen most of the videos will not be offended by their relationship. Also you have to remember that they are filming these short clips for a large audience. To each his own. I can understand that you might be writing these articles to warn others…but i’m pretty sure they can make up their own minds. It isn’t necessary for you to point it out to them.

    If you knew the background information on these 2 gentlemen, you would find out that they both have girlfriends in life and these characters they play for the clips are just that, characters. It is like TV.
    Please try not to read too much into fiction. Don’t believe everything you see and hear. Please don’t judge others, for that is hatred. Embrace all you can. The world changes continuously and we should go right along with it.

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  11. Really?

    I find this site to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time. This site has to be satire right? Can the authors of these articles be that out of touch with reality? Everything on collegehumor is a JOKE, they aren’t promoting anything. I hope this site is like the Onion, but for the religious.

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  12. Kristal Kleer

    I have no disrespect for Christianity as a Religion.

    However, I think it is highly ignorant to use the bible or any Christian beliefs to justify intolerance of homosexuality.
    Religious homophobia comes from Leviticus, specifically an often quoted line that says a man should not sleep with another man.
    Leviticus is, basically, a guide to keep the society that wrote it alive. This was 2000 years ago.
    The laws written in Leviticus are designed for the survival of a small struggling group of humans. For example, there is a line that says to only plant crops on certain years. The function of this would be to prevent the people from draining the land of its nutrients, which would render it useless and cause starvation.
    Leviticus’ comments on homosexuality are designed to make sure people are having as many children as possible to help prevent the society from dying from a lack of population. If men of the time were to have sex with other males rather than females, it would be harder for future generations to survive. This is why the excerpt focuses on male sexuality rather than female.

    Overall, Leviticus was a great idea at the time, but is now (like most of the old testament) obsolete and non-functional to modern society.
    There are also many other passages in Leviticus that are clearly outdated.
    If you are going to define Leviticus as a reliable source in order to justify intolerance for homosexuals, keep in mind that Leviticus and other books also declare that you should sell your daughter into slavery if she misbehaves.

    Also, if you were to take a deeper look at Collegehumor.com, including their “Jake and Amir” series, you would realize that there’s very little relevance to homosexuality. Please, I urge those of you who believe the videos to be homosexual-supportive and therefore offensive to be more open-minded (even if you already are).
    One of Christ’s fundamental messages was not to take action against those whom you disagree with.
    I also would like you to consider your reasoning behind the idea that it is appropriate for you to judge others. Isn’t that God’s job rather than his followers’?

    I apologize if anyone finds this message offensive, and I hope everyone will be able to be peaceful in disagreement, for such conflicts will always exist and we must need to learn to forgive others rather than judge them, as Jesus did.

    -Kristal Kleer

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  14. Krarrur

    let me get this straight here…being gay is the worst of all sins right?

    Let me put it to you like this. A man murders an entire family. He takes the lives of several people. Men, women, and children. This man is caught and placed in prison. There he discovers religion and repents. He truly repents what he has done. Now, going with what the bible says about forgiveness this man will not burn in hell. He will be treated to the paradise that is heaven.

    On the other hand we have a pious homosexual. This man never harms anyone in his life and he lives as a true christian should, despite being gay. Is he doomed to an eternal life of torture and pain? Why should he be subjected to that?

    On another note, Tyson, you can just piss off and burn in hell. You sir are not a real christian and will burn in hell for it.

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  15. Gregory

    Um, Last Supper? Have you ever seen a picture of the Last Supper? The beginning looked nothing like the Last Supper. And that girl was not into him. In fact she looked pretty annoyed. And how do you even get any gay vibes from her? She was in about 10 seconds of the video. You are such an idiot. Even if this site is fake (which I’m leaning towards every time I visit), make it more believable.

    THAT is the Last Supper.

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  16. John Mathews

    You know something Tyson, i cant believe how fucked up you actually are. The fact that they are eating is the only god damn similarity to the last fucking supper in the whole fucking thing! How does a person become as fucked up as you!

    Note to all out there:
    If being a Christian means your going to be like Tyson Bowers III, then seriously consider another religion because you can clearly see how fucked in the head Christianity makes you.

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  17. Scott

    okay, so all i really get from your articles is that you are a discriminator. First of all, you mentioned jews, and pretty much made it sound bad. Second, you are such a homophobe. Honestly, its 2009 not like 1920. Accept other people for once asshole.

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  18. Gregory

    There was supposed to be an image attached. How do you attach images? Eh, here’s the link. [img]http://www.marieyolande.com/italy/day02/D-2-last_supper.jpg[/img]

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  19. TheFlyingRobinson

    I’ll be laughing…
    I always laugh…
    for Yog Sothoth is the Gate and the Key.
    Ai. Shub Nigurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand YOUNG!
    HASTUR
    HASTUR
    HAS *Poof*
    (For we all know what happens when you say the King in Yellow’s name thrice, the universe collapses…)
    Mwuhahahahahahaha.
    *Sometimes insanity is really the best defense against fundamentalists like ye that runneth this vile cyberspacic crusty botch of artificial nature.

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  20. John Mathews

    Fuck off will he! You make me physically sick and i seriously hope for your sake that you realise how much of a cock you are and stop these, frankly childish articles about things that only a dick would find immoral.

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