First off I would like the people at College Humor to rename these two as Jake and Aqueer.
In their new homo erotic episode of Jake & Aqueer, shows solid proof of the in your face gay-o-matic agenda College Humor is promoting. This San Fagsisco style porn show now has our little devil hole loving Aqueer going to the bathroom together with his new lover boy and Jake running on some gay friendly beach listening to a mix tape made by his sin hole mate.
The sickest part about this episode is when Sarah (closeted lesbian herself) tries to let Aqueer know that it is ok to be a gay man donut. Sorry Sarah, it is NOT ok to be a solider of satan and to spread veil homo love. Their is nothing ok with two men shoving their satan scepters into eachothers sin caves.
Maybe College Humor should also change THEIR name to College Homo. I think it fits their style a lot more.
Watch this video below and pray, pray, pray that this company gets shutdown or that someone burns these two in a town square so others can see what happens to sinners!
Damn, I am such a retard. I can’t believe I would post this shit on the internet. I’m sorry everyone, I was too busy getting fellated by amber to actually pay attention to anything so I just made this up, then right after I finished writing it Adam came over and fucked me in the ass and felched out the semen from my devil hole. I’m sorry everyone, I’ll try better next time.
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL, AND USE CORRECT FORMS OF WORDS AND PUNCTUATION. YOU SUCK HUGE BALLS AND HONESTLY YOU LOSE ALL CREDIBILITY WHEN I TRY AND READ YOUR STUPID POSTS.
I’m very offended by this. Amir I can understand not being moral since he’s foreign, but Jake has no excuse. He’s actively promoting gay and destroying society. And Sarah now wears a pink triangle on her sleeve? Disgusting.
I’m very offended by your comment. What grounds do you have to call anyone immoral. Why do you think that Amir is foreign? Because he had a different name? Just because someone is foreign, it doesn’t mean they’re immoral. This whole article is absurd, and I’m upset that any educated person could write it or take it seriously. It’s not Christ-like to judge. Judge not lest you be judged. Yet here I am reading that this show should be called Jake and Aqueer, and that just because someone doesn’t seem that girly that she’s a closet lesbian. Oh wow, someone has a pink triangle on their sleeve. Everyone who has agreed with this article is seriously delusional, including you.
ok, that one guy is gay, Jake and Amir and not gay. Amir doesn’t even know what gay is, which is supposed to be the funny thing about this. as for Jake, he is not gay, at all. how do you get that hes on some gay beach? its probably just a beach. the songs Amir just put on his ipod, Jake got sad because he misses his friend who he now realizes he did like Amir even if he was an obsessive little freak, but not gay. you think like every guy who has a good guy friend is gay or something? another thing that bugs me with your articles is why do you say devil hole or Satan scepters and all the other ridiculous things you people call stuff. just use the real names, jeez.
Mr. Bowers it looks like you’re taking it up the ass yourself in your profile photo. I wouldn’t be too surprised if a good chunk of the “Christian Community” were homosexuals themselves. Just too afraid to come out of the closet and be shunned by their own family members. Keep living a lie though. It’s not affecting my life one bit. You are brain washing children though to believe whatever your book tells you.
For those who are actually gay.. http://www.gaychristian.net
– Hail Satan.
I like how the ad that I see on this page is for “meninlove.com” and offers to let me “search for gay men in my area”…nice work dumbasses.
Seriously, Mr. Bowers,
Are you a real person? How is it actually possible to be as ignorant and racist as you are? I fail to comprehend your arguments for several reasons.
1. I would like to understand your reasoning for the belief that your life is superior to that of the lives of others. I guess that’s just a good Christian value…?
2. This is a comedy sketch, not the promotion of the whole world to profess their gay identity. Either understand that it is humor, or don’t…but for fuck’s sake don’t parade like they have some kind of subliminal context telling you to drop your wife and ride the train.
3. I really hope that you don’t actually intend to suggest to your page viewers that people should “pray that this company gets shutdown or that someone burns these two in a town square so others can see what happens to sinners!” The website that you are posting on is called Christwire.org, not Letsburnsomemotherfuckers.org so try and show some kind of decency before posting such a hateful thing about someone who could really not give a fuck less about you.
4. I’m not gay, but I hope for your sake, that for those who are, may they quickly find you and teach you a lesson.
I find this website hilarious. In fact, I love it so much that I want to have sex with it.
LAL jesus freaks, Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged!…………….or whateva,
J is for Jake and A is for Apple, nothing starts with K and E is for Elephant i just thought of something thats starts with K, its karrot………………………….YOOOOOOOOOW, its karrot
p.s. raquel agreed 😛
p.p.s. P.M.S. LOL…..Jakke
The best I can say about the author of this blog is that he is afraid of the world around him. Many of us put up this armor to protect ourselves from that which we don’t understand. We call people mean names and attack them for things that we feel seperate them from us. When we don’t understand that we are all connected we put up walls to keep out that which we feel is “bad” not realizing that we are actually creating more seperation which creates more fear. Sometimes it even results in violence. And so begins another cycle of negativity. Negativity however cannot exhist on it’s own. It’s dependent upon the attention of other negative actions and thoughts. I suggest we allow the negativity to stop now. Don’t comment on this or any of his hatefull posts anymore. If anything send this man your love and wish him well. Pray fir him to find peace within himself and maybe he can learn to express himself in a way that promotes thy peace to his fellow human beings. Don’t feed him more of what his ego desires. You cannot attack the darkness that has pervaded his soul, you can only shine the light on it and hope for the best. Until he finds his own way out of the darkness he will continue to live in the he’ll that he wishes upon everyone else.
COMMENTS MAKE HIM HAPPY, CLICKING LINKS MAKES HIM MONEY. just leave the site and never look back.
I’ve never read something so close minded in my life. It’s articles like this that make me glad my parents raised me without a religion.
Yeah, you guys make normal Christians look bad. Actually, you make the general human race look sexy as hell, so keep up the good work.
Also, Sarah is amazing. So step off. If you’d watch the series you’d know she has sex with a wizard of sorts. Jesus!
wow. i’m a christian, and i’m ashamed at how judgemental this post is. i want to appologize to anyone who is offended by this, and has had their ears shut to christians because of this. i PRAY that this website is NOT shut down, but instead they just see the hatred in their hearts. If they want to “save” the homos, then please for Christ’s sake, quit judging them like animals.
And to any outsiders or homosexuals out there… PLEASE know, we aren’t all the same. I really do love everyone equally, even what some people call “sinners”. And I would not want to see someone burn in a parking lot because of a sin. I’m sure the poster of this website would call for the same type of punishment for other “sins” too (sarcasm), as in lying, and hatred towards others (which in Jesus’s words is pretty bad to do…. and seems to be the only aim of this article, not to understand but to judge…. even though there is only One Judge)…. should we burn people like this in streets too? Sheesh. God is so freaking much bigger than politics, or than you’ll ever know. I hope someone from this site who actually loves God, and also has a brain, reads this. God is bigger than you will ever know. More than I’ll ever know.
I’m really sorry everyone.
This site is a joke, right? Because these blogs are fucking hilarious. You realize your pretty much promoting CollegeHumor by posting these videos, I hope. Anyway, so glad you did. Those CollegeHumor videos are great. Wouldn’t have found them without your help.
On a side note: if this website isn’t a joke, I’m sad God didn’t bless you with a sense of humor.
gullible gullible people
This site gotta be a joke, no one can be this dumb.
The first thing i asked myself after reading this article was “is this a joke?” Honestly, I don’t believe this guy is a Christian AT ALL. I’m a Christian, and please, no body think this is what we are like. The Bible teaches love and righteousness, but this guy is only writing about hatred and judging others. And satan scepters? Where did that even come from? I do watch Jake and Amir, and even though I don’t agree with everything they say, I still think they are hilarious. Jake isn’t gay. He’s probably the straightest guy at college humor, you’ll notice that if you watch the college humor show. Amir isn’t gay…. he just acts stupid. I agree that homosexuality is wrong, but that is no reason to write such a hateful article. Sir, I will be praying for you, and for all of the people who further reject God as a result of you. Another thing, God doesn’t hate homosexuals. God only hates their sin. God doesn’t hate people. He only hates our sin. And He hates it not because we’re disobeying Him, but because when we sin, we’re hurting ourselves.
For God so loved the world that He gave His One and Only Son so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world that He might condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through Him. (John 3:16-17)
I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly. (John 10:10)
And nobody wants to hear that they are wrong, but you have to hear the Truth sometime. Why not now?
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. (Romans 3:23)
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 6:23)
There is a way that seems right to man, but in the end it leads to death. (Proverbs 4:12)
He saved us, not because of the righteous things we had done, but because of His mercy. (Titus 3:5)
But God demonstrates His own love for us in this: while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. (Romans 5:8)
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.” (John 14:6)
Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures… He was buried,… He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures. (1 Corinthians 15:3-4)
If you want to be saved, all you have to do Is this.
… confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” nd believe in your heart that God (God the Father) raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. (Romans 10:9)
Yet to all who received Him, to those who believed in His Name, He gave the right to become children of God. (John 1:12)
This is the most imporant decision you’ll ever be faced with in your life. I’m not going to force you or try to convince you to do anything. That’s between you and God. If you skipped everything I wrote (cause I know it’s long), I basically just said that you are loved by God – the same God Who made this entire universe, and the same God that is keeping you alive right now. But you won’t be alive forever, so make the most of your time on earth.
One more thing. I’m not brainwashed. My parents didn’t force me to be believe in God. This is something I do willingly. He is the only One Who satisfies me and the only One I can actually trust.
is this site for real? because all yall are sacreligious jerks if you think youre the one to judge someone. excuse me,but i thought that was god’s job. the rest of you are worst than you make gays out to be. im not even gay andddd im religious and i think this is messed up.
Fucking jesus freaks!! “HES GAY OMG HES GAY OH NOW HES GAY BURN BURN BURN SHAME SHAME SHAME” You guys need a taste of you’re own medicine. Someone needs to tell you that YOU’RE going to be burned alive for loving a woman. SEE HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT.
wow, talk about having a giant ” satan scepter” up ur ass Mr Bowers, its not like anyone straight or gay is ever gonna hit on you with that face anyways so what are you THAT worried about???
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jerm, at some point during your 4-point rant, you must have realized this is a parody site. as in, a joke. making fun of fundamentalist Christians.
You really think a legitimate site would say “shoving their satan scepters into each others sin caves.”?
Get a beer, chill, and go read some real news at The Onion.