Cory and Lex from Green 960 Want Questions From Our Readers

The filthy homosexual hosts of Radio School want our most holy readers to ask them questions for them to read live on air. If you want to post your questions in the comments below and have them read to their San Fransisco audience, we will forward each comment over to them.

Questions will be read this Sunday at 7:45pm PST and you can listen to these two fecal fisters live on their poorly designed website here.

Make sure your questions hold a Christian Class.

If you don’t want to post your question here, you can always email it to our Holy mailbox here.

11 thoughts on “Cory and Lex from Green 960 Want Questions From Our Readers

  1. August Weisz

    Are Cory and Lex still on the air? I listened to them compare tips of their penises for a half hour until they announced that Osama wad dead. I think all 5 listeners (including their parents) tuned away then.

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    1. Tyson Bowers III

      I was busy gardening my new night plants with Paco, but I’m guessing they had no callers again.

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      1. L.N

        Who’s Paco? Sounds Mexican, but it can’t be, because you despise anyone with a skin color that’s darker than a piece of paper.

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  2. Blanche Beecham

    Here’s a question I’ve been hearing a lot in my quilting group. While I have my own faith based answers that seem to shut down further questions, I thought the boys might have a go. It seems to be a favorite of the “progressives”.

    Was Jesus the first terror baby?

    In order to comply with a census, Joseph and Mary travel back to the land of their ancestors, which is not their home land. Once they arrive, Mary gives birth to Jesus.

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  3. Jackie Bee

    I’ve got an honest question.

    Where does the website “http://tysonbowersiii.com/” get’s its references from? For example I would like to know where you have gotten your information about the Nintendo video game franchise “Mario”. In your article you go on to make claims such as:

    “This game is pretty much a digital topless pool party, filled with 8-bit sin snakes and RGB moist camel humps.”

    and

    “The object of this side game is for kids to try and collect as much sin candy in 60 seconds and then see who can get their character to “Epic High Status”. The player who has the highest THC levels at the end of the round wins”.

    You then go on to post two charts about the likely hood of my kids snorting “mushrooms” and or becoming “lesbians”.

    Back to my original statement, where do the writers of . “http://tysonbowersiii.com/” get their information from. What are their sources.

    If you cannot show your sources your articles no become slander towards a company (Nintendo) that gives a lot back. Not only to their customers but their community.
    (http://www.nintendo.com/corp/csr/index.jsp).

    To quote the bibble.
    “Pr 13:10 By pride comes nothing but strife, But with the well–advised is wisdom.”

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  4. Jackie Bee

    I’ve got an honest question.

    Where does the website “http://tysonbowersiii.com/” get’s its references from? For example I would like to know where you have gotten your information about the Nintendo video game franchise “Mario”. In your article you go on to make claims such as:

    “This game is pretty much a digital topless pool party, filled with 8-bit sin snakes and RGB moist camel humps.”

    and

    “The object of this side game is for kids to try and collect as much sin candy in 60 seconds and then see who can get their character to “Epic High Status”. The player who has the highest THC levels at the end of the round wins”.

    You then go on to post two charts about the likely hood of my kids snorting “mushrooms” and or becoming “lesbians”.

    Back to my original statement, where do the writers of . “http://tysonbowersiii.com/” get their information from. What are their sources.

    If you cannot show your sources your articles now become slander towards a company (Nintendo) that gives a lot back. Not only to their customers but their community.
    (http://www.nintendo.com/corp/csr/index.jsp).

    To quote the bibble.
    “Pr 13:10 By pride comes nothing but strife, But with the well–advised is wisdom.”

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    1. Susan B. Xenu

      Those questions should be posted on that article. Not here. And double posts makes baby jesus cry…thank you.

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  5. Susan B. Xenu

    Heres my question(s)

    Who in the name of Jesus is Cory and Lex?

    Since I have never heard of you and you are housed in San Francisco, known strong hold of the homo gay agenda, are you homo gays?

    How does it make you feel to know that your going to burn in hell if you do not repent and change your ways?

    What are you going to do on Sunday when all the Christians are raptured up to heaven? Oh, you live in San Francisco I assume it will be a normal Sunday without church to you…

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