This week Bryan Blake and Mike Waston were invited to speak to students at California State University of Fullerton. They were asked to educate the students on how communism, lesbianism, anti-Christian and homo gay beliefs were infiltrating college campuses across America. Once word got out the rich kid hippies, they decided to protest their appearance with a sit-in. Knowing that Christwire was also behind the awesome budget cut decision, these cry baby, below average GPA students used this to give them a reason to not goto class, not shower, play devil music in the hallways and to party for a few days without any repercussions.
When Bryan and Mike showed up they saw the halls filled with trash, sleeping bags and non-showered hipsters. It looked like any sidewalk in downtown Los Angeles. We believe most of them were mad that they weren’t able to goto Coachella Festival, so they were trying to create their own mini-hippie drug fest at the expense of tax payer dollars. Anti-Christwire posters and displays were posted all over the campus as well.
These kids have nothing to cry about! First of all, these are all rich kids who drive fancy European cars, they don’t have jobs, atleast 96% of them are heathen snorting drug addicts or rapist alcoholics and their average grade point was a 2.8. Such a tough life. Go cry somewhere else hippies! Hallways are not to be used as a camp ground, so you can sing Kumbaya. Also, did you know Kumbaya has “Lord” in it’s lyrics, you hateful anti-Christs.
Look at all this cry for attention. These wannabe hippies wish they had a true cause to protest, but instead they just confirm how worthless and meaningless their cause is. Are they just really mad that mommy and daddy aren’t buying them the new BWM or Lexus this year? All in all this was just a fashion show for these hipsters to show off their new high end thrift store clothes and their factory antiqued musical instruments. These kids make CSUF stand for Crybaby, Smug, Ungrateful Failures.
Here is a quick promo of our special video that will be posted this week.