When gays aren’t out craving ass nectar and partying it up at late night gay meetups of shoots and ladders, they are in their homo factories plotting attacks against humanity with weapons of mass gaystuction.
You would think while the world is praising President Bush’s victory against Pakistan, the gays could put aside their evil plots for one week. But just like any other terrorist organization, the gays are relentless with their plans for rainbow world domination. They will stop at nothing until each man is wearing low rise, boot cut skinny jeans and every woman be apart of the lesbian collective coalition.
The masterminds of fabulous and cheque have unleashed a new type of yummy yum underwear for children to wear. Why would they want to do this? Well, like all things unnatural, gays are mentally unbalanced and they want their prey to be pre-seasoned with sugar sweet goodness and what better why to enjoy a good ol’ fashion child forced entry, than to have your victim already marinated in pearls of sugar.
That’s right! Gays want you children to get used to wearing such things, so when they are faced with a predator, they will already be basked in sugar plummed flavors that any gay couldn’t resisted to sink their teeth into. A gay already can’t resist the smell of a young males pheromones, but when you top it off with a chastity belt of raver goodies, they blood thrust is far too great.
We have been told that these parts of undies are being sold at such gay friendly retailers like, GAP, Bana Republic, Forever 21, Diesel and Express. Let us protest these stores in hopes to keeping our children innocent from the touch of a leather bear stalker.