Gays Now Breeding Dogs with Penile Patterns.

Gays are now being seen breeding pups to walk around with The Mark of Penile on their backs to let other people know that they are the property of a homo gay. Below is an image proving this new fad of gayness it popping up in liberal parts of The United States. Be assured that in the near future, gays will be branding their Cuban imported babies with birthmarks in the shape of a twiddle rompus.

46 thoughts on “Gays Now Breeding Dogs with Penile Patterns.

  1. anonymous atheist

    You realize that this is a total coincidence and it is simply a dog with spots that look somewhat phallic.

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    1. exbrony

      Sure, and Irish wolfhounds just accidentally got big enough to hunt wolves and Jack Russell terriers just accidentally got small enough to go down drainpipes hunting rats.

      Go look up “artificial selection”.

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      1. exbrony

        But I would actually like to have one of these dick dogs. It’s like the canine equivalent of Truck Nutz.

        If a woman saw me walking a dick dog in the park it would automatically make her think about my dick.

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  2. Ouroboros

    All dogs are different and can have an infinite number of different patterns. Total coincidence

    You can’t breed a pattern into a dog

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        1. Rafael

          Joa, I feel like a grandfather, which I am, but not yours (drat it!), who can be btniusrg with pride at what his little girl is doing now. This poem just SWINGS, as we would say when I was your age, from drain to remains to same to away , which make it almost a four-line rhyming poem in the old style , and yet it’s wholly new. Kay Ryan could be glad to write it, even though it’s not in her style at all (or only a little more in hers than anyone else’s). It’s really yours, and you are on your way.Swing away!John

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  3. Guy Fawkes

    SPIDERMAN THREAD GO![img]http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=Xpx4enEr6du_FM:&imgrefurl=http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/113729-60s-spider-man&docid=6laMsCzuOXdyfM&imgurl=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/113/729/look-at-all-the-fucks-i-dont-give-theyre-just-falling-from-the-sky.jpg&w=360&h=264&ei=4xA_T4PdI-S62wW82empCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=730&vpy=153&dur=487&hovh=192&hovw=262&tx=108&ty=45&sig=110947851739546506524&page=1&tbnh=132&tbnw=180&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=0CFAQrQMwAw[/img]

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    1. Guy Fawkes

      [img]http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=Xpx4enEr6du_FM:&imgrefurl=http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/113729-60s-spider-man&docid=6laMsCzuOXdyfM&imgurl=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/113/729/look-at-all-the-fucks-i-dont-give-theyre-just-falling-from-the-sky.jpg&w=360&h=264&ei=4xA_T4PdI-S62wW82empCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=730&vpy=153&dur=487&hovh=192&hovw=262&tx=108&ty=45&sig=110947851739546506524&page=1&tbnh=132&tbnw=180&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=0CFAQrQMwAw[/img]
      NNNOW

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        1. FredtheFailLord

          Yeah, Fawkes, you have to open the image in a new tab, then copy that address. You can’t just google it and use the preview image.

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  4. Guy Fawkes

    [img]http://sanctusclean.wowstead.com/forums/sanctus-public-forum/anything-goes/1318021-yall-niggas-posting-in-a-spiderman-thread[/img]
    Because of this

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    1. Guy Fawkes

      [img]http://sanctusclean.wowstead.com/forums/sanctus-public-forum/anything-goes/1318021-yall-niggas-posting-in-a-spiderman-thread[/img]

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        1. FredtheFailLord

          hmmm…[img]http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1-26.jpg[/img]
          no wonder. using < instead of [

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      1. BVB666HIM

        [img]https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/517260071.gif?key=188260&Expires=1329536757&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=L2z8jRnPApXlxrtNhbiFq-XiAIOroHXwZf3Mynjjfk~ocQLGZLob74ewYXh7tFAMcNyPdUq6BAra52wh-~AhfgNpQ99kVhEWmajw9~gQFKBpACxWDgfNf60Dc5olTS0cqhLFjwxCBP5WIDZpuNip9QnGi5m6lW1T31UeLDzCkts_[/img]

        Enough stated.

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  5. Jeb Boone

    Those homogays have also sneakily docked the confused mutt’s tail so it also resembles Satan’s shovel. Is there no end to their disgusting campaign to convert the world to gayness.

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  6. Jeb Boone

    Here’s another dog that’s been bred by homogays:

    [img]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/dogjc.jpg[/img]

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    1. Ouroboros

      Oh look at you, finding koe images from the rest of internet! I had alwyas assumed you didn’t leave this site.

      You know what else looks phallic? A lot of things…

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    2. Ouroboros

      I meant “Joke images” not “koe images”

      and for those who can’t see the picture he posted (like me, I can’t see the thing) here’s a recap:
      [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg849/scaled.php?server=849&filename=dogjc.jpg&res=medium[/img]

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    1. Ouroboros

      The dog’s just lying down and happens to look like a penis. This is total coincidence that someone decided to take a picture of. If the dog were lying any other way, he probably wouldn’t look like one.

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  7. gay.people.are.amazing

    seriously you have got to be fucking kidding me? Gay’s are not breeding dogs with patterns. You christians really need to go out and get a life. I know they are not breeding this sort of dogs cause my cousin is gay and you know what he is better than god and all that bullshit your all going on about.. you dumb fucks

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  8. Not goth, just quiet

    Ok I am sick an tired of all of this useless arguing. First of all to you idiots (especially Tyson) need to stop being so dramatic about useless things such as this. I am thirteen and I know children who act more mature than most of you! WHO cares if someone is gay or atheist or just doesn’t believe what you do!? WHO cares if you don’t like how someone dresses or acts!? It’s there life and choices not yours. One of my best friends is gay and the other is transgender! And to you people who think that acting as cruel as this to these people who aren’t like you, SHUT UP! I live in the center of the freaking Bible Belt and my friends aren’t treated any differently or cruelly by anyone here. WHY would you brother with all of this, it’s pointless nonsense that has nothing to do with your life. If it bothers you SO much, get off the dang website or just IGNORE IT!!!! Like I said you people are no better than bratty kids who are throwing temper tantrums and putting other people down just cause thy fell in love with someone of the same sex, just because they don’t believe in God, and just because they EAT differently than you!! Really just cause someone’s diet isn’t the same as yours you have to put them down! You are ALL bullies to these people, there have been suicides at my school and other places because of bullying! Does it take a persons DEATH just to make you realize “maybe I should have been kinder to them”!!! Oh yeah and another one of my friends is atheist. I am NEVER getting on this site again! And really cussing people out cuz they aren’t like you, talk about childish. I hope some of you learn a lesson from this and treat others how God has said to, with kindness and compassion! No one is above OR below anyone else, and this sight just seems to be about making people feel low for being who they are!! I hope you all have a nice day, BYE!!!

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