Gays Now Serving Pig Rectum at Your Child’s School

Every child in America should have a hearty meal served to them at lunch as long as their parents are God fearing tax payers. If they are from a linage of people who think coyoting their way over to our great nation, the only thing they should be served is a hot plate of welfare denial with a tasty side of deportation. Now back to the worthy children. Gays have tried to sneak their fecal and tainted scented hands into the pants of young boys since their invention and will go to extreme lengths to get a chance at swindling your son into a dark lifestyle of sin filled gayness.

The newest ass assassin scheme is to feed children rectum in hopes of making them desire the taste of a sin soaked male sewer hole. Just think about it, while you think your son is taking a bite of tatter tots of digging into a sloppy Joe, they are really lapping up a mouthful of gay like ruffy that will for sure tickle their souls to crave copious amounts of manly musk.

In the photo below you can see our reports have snapped a shot of a new shipment sent to Hover Middle School.

69 thoughts on “Gays Now Serving Pig Rectum at Your Child’s School

          1. LinuxGamerTheist

            I love my country. I hate what assholes like August and Ex-rationalperson have done to it. I bear no grudge against this stretch of land.

          2. Antoine J. Hubner

            OddAtheist, you should go live in Saudi Arabia where you will be swiftly beheaded for being gay & loving small pink horses.

          3. Guy Fawkes

            I would gladly live in Somalia or Yemen. At least there I won’t have to listen to ignorant dick gobblers like yourself.

          4. LinuxGamerTheist

            And you continued it. I’m going to have to call both of your parents. In the meantime, I want you both to apoligize to each other and I want both of you to write a letter to each other saying how sorry you are and what you did wrong. Got it?

          5. XxEmo_PaganxX

            LOL, linux, you’re funny.
            OddAtheist, I know what you mean. Oklahoma is the worst one to live it. I’m stuck here in “hick-ville” It suckes so bad. I want to go live in portland, Oregon. I can’t afford the trip unfortunately.

      1. Christian Intellectual

        “No, the world hates America.”

        FALSE, America is the most loved nation on our God created, Christian UNIVERSE.

        Atheists ATE the most hated and distrusted group on Earth, that is a FACT.

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        1. Guy Fawkes

          No. Everyone DOES hate America. god isn’t real or he wouldn’t have made such hateful people like you. And atheists aren’t all cannibals. I much rather prefer beef and pork. Sorry to offend my Hebrews and my Muslims. وقد لطيفة اليوم and שיהיה לך יום נעים.

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        2. Fact Nazi

          In point of fact, America was not even a twinkle in a cosmic eye when God created the planet. He just made a stretch of land. It’s the people who gave it a name, a meaning, and worth. The people who have different beliefs, something this country was founded on, and try to force them upon others. And prove that atheists ate anyone else.

          Anyway, serving pig rectum doesn’t lead to a taste for anything. There is no proof to show this was at a school, anyway. Could have just been a shipment someone bought for their own personal enjoyment. Could have been for schools. How do we know?

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      1. XxEmo_PaganxX

        Umm, you’re wrong. Ex-athiest, why in the hell would you go from being an atheist to being a moron? You’d be better off as an atheist. You seriously need to change again.

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        1. Ex-atheist

          I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was a moron when I was an atheist.

          Thank Jesus I see the world for what it really is now.

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          1. Julian Taylor

            I pity those who have yet to find lucidity under our Lord Jesus Christ. They wonder the world aimlessly with their heads so full of fog, like eyeless wretches, forever denied the blessings of illumination and clarity.

    1. Guy Fawkes

      That’s the time that civilized people celebrate the new year. Don’t like it? Well that’s too bad. Maybe if you got laid once in a while you;d be more tolerant instead of taking you anger out on others.

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    1. OddAtheist

      Just because you don’t eat them dosen’t excuse the fact that eating pig rectums isn’t some new “gay threat” or some other nonsense like that.

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    2. Guy Fawkes

      You should. I think you’d like the ones with cheese inside them. Sometimes the cheese shoots hot from the heat, and it hits you in the face, and runs down your chin.

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  1. Sulfur

    I am American, born in the heartland, raised by republicans, been paying taxes since before I legally had to, however i don’t fear God…does that mean my children should not be allowed lunch in the school I pay taxes for? As for that picture…it went Viral about three weeks ago, your “Photographers” are some lazy schmucks. I can only assume you take yourselves about a seriously as the rest of us do, and if you actually are serious…please realize, nobody else does, and you should probably quit the internet before you bring all our collective IQ’s down any farther then the existence of this site already does

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  2. ChristwireWillBurnInHELL

    Why the FUCK do sick bastards like you hate gay people? Since you hate SO many things in the world and OBVIOUSLY don’t appreciate life, I believe it is YOU WHO WILL ROT IN HELL, GETTING CHOKED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES, YOUR THROAT BEING SLIT AS DEMONS LIKE YOUR INFECTIOUS BLOOD OFF OF YOUR TWISTED AND DISMANGLED BODY WHILE SATAN IS POSSESING YOUR CRUE, COLD, DARK, HEARTLESS FUCKING SOUL THAT CHRIST CREATED TO RUIN THIS WORLD. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BURNING FLESH IN HELL, YOU WANKING CUNT.

    I may be fucking 13 but I fucking know a worthless was of skin when I see one you heartless son of a bitch.

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      1. XxEmo_PaganxX

        “You’ve the Devil in you, girl.”
        No, ChristwireWillBurnInHELL is just pissed off. Simply because like me, she knows for a fact that you guys are wrong about gay people. Just like you’re wrong about Hippies, blacks, mexicans, and emos. I don’t see how some one can be wrong about so many things in one lifetime. Wow.

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        1. Julian Taylor

          I call a spade a spade and a sinner a sinner – I’ll make no apologies for disdaining sinful and lustful lifestyles.

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    1. XxEmo_PaganxX

      It’s ok. It happens. Just so you know, You’re alot like me, a time bomb waiting to go off. These guys are just probably going to be at the brunt of the blow.

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      1. XxEmo_PaganxX

        Yes, I am a Heathen. regardless, you should’nt speak about us because you know nothing about us. Saying that I’m a time bomb is not vulgarity. Vulgarity is saying that I’m going to shove a vibrator so far up your ass that you will orgasm out of your mouth. But I’d never say that because that’s just . . . not my style.
        (oops, I already did say it, but you get my point. I hope.)

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          1. XxEmo_PaganxX

            Beastly Slattern?
            First off, I’m being a bitch. Seccond off, I’m not a slut and I’m very clean. There’s a difference between me and what you think I am.
            And NO I will NOT “Shush.” I will speak as loud as I can. I will speak the truth and there’s nothing you can do about it asshole!!
            CHRISTWIRE IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF LIARS!!!!

        1. Ex-atheist

          I only speak about your kind only to hopefully one day save you as I have been saved.

          I have firsthand knowledge on how your kind acts. The awful aimless anger directed to those who only want to help. So I understand your kind perfectly.

          Hopefully one day you will understand that Christwire just wants to help you become a better person.

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