Leave it to the Homogay Agenda to turn a childhood game into gay erotic propaganda. Candyland for many of years has been a boardgame that teaches children their colors and also how to count, but did you know the gays are now using the branding of this game to trick kids into fecal fantasy love labyrinth or sinful lullabies?
The liberals and gays use the color scheme of the game and the name itself and post gay club flyers across towns for children’s eyes to gaze upon. Each flyer usually has a low t-cell count gay model on it along with colorful graphics and the Candyland logo above. Also notice that the flyers use lollipops and other candies. Candy as we know is the pedophiles favor weapon to trick kids into ass play victimization. The gays know if a child sees these flyers they will automatically assume it is apart of the game itself. What child wouldn’t want to visit a real life Candyland adventure? What child wouldn’t want to trek down the path of primary colored bricks and meet fantasy play mates? The thing is, there is no sugar plum fields or gold, just sugar plummed fairies ready to dabble their dip stick into a pre-mature chocolate flesh star.
The gays are very smart with their tactics and they know with this new form of branding will increase their weekly child rape quota to at least 15%. This increase will also cause the increase in gay bar income and with higher income comes higher gay tax breaks. So not only will gays become richer with money, but also richer with child flesh sword play.
Each gay party is filled with ecstasy flavored electronic music, which puts the gays into a fecal frenzy like trance just waiting to be fed pre-pubic growing victims. The club is also filled with “Sweet and Horny Go-Go Boys” which act as a type of “fluffer” which helps keep the gays at full mast while they wait for their child meals.
Once they children are brought in, the games began. From the reports we have gotten their are games caller “rainbow row”, where each child is painted a different color from the Candyland game and the gays roll a colored dice. Whatever color is lands one, the gays gets to pick a child that matches that rolled color.
Another game is called “paint a rainbow kid”. This is where the gays get into groups of 5 and each dip their sin snakes into a bucket of different colored paint. Each group has 3 mins to get their kid’s body covered with all different colors. They slap their Satan scepters against the children until their look like a multi colored Van Gogh painting. The group with the most “rainbow colorer” kid wins.
So why is congress us forcing America to accept the gay chosen lifestyle, our children are being used as real life gay party favors. They don’t like it when cigarette companies use bright colors and cartoons in their advertising, so why is it ok for gays to? We all know gays kill more than smoking does each year. Write your congressman and et them know that you do not approve of this on going child abuse by these electronic cigarette cracked smokers and tell them instead of trying to rape the Catholic church with false accusations, they should be focusing on the ones who are raping our children’s dreams and replacing them with rainbow nightmares.