God Burns Whore Devil Kim Kardashian

Everyone knows of this Kim Kardashian from her whorish sex tape with a man who was not of her race to her whorish antics on her satan driven television show.

It seems that our poor little sex servant of satan has been punished by our Lord and Savior! Miss Kim loves to go out and sun tan in her skimpy bathing suit, so what did our Lord do? He burnt her soul infested skin with a holy sun burn!

Maybe she will realize this was a act or God and is a punishment for her race mixing, flashing her legs to the public, whorish mouth and her disgusting pictorials she did for satan’s favorite magazine, playboy.

Kim, I would change your ways, because next time the Lord will not just give you a mere sun burn, but he will send your soul to hell!!

17 thoughts on “God Burns Whore Devil Kim Kardashian

  1. Anon

    You all need to find some better articles to rant about. Are you all even TRYING anymore? I want my ridiculous rants about how praying will fix computers or something back. More adjectives doesn’t make a more hilarious rant. Its the correlations and made up facts that make a successful “christian” rant.

    Adjectives/Adverbs used: 24.

    Ignore this note, because it’s actually factual: Go outside in the sun on a beach for a couple of hours without sunscreen. According to this article, you have just been warned in a holy fashion.

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  2. Claire

    I saw that sex tape. I masturbated to it. Oh yeah, and there’s nothing wrong with being in love with somebody of a different race.

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  4. Adam Phoenix

    This site is not shut down because it is harsh sarcasm, not racism. He is right about her whorishness, she’s just another Paris Hilton, makes money from sex, oh wait, that’s a whore.

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  5. michelle

    I truly believ you need prayers more than Kim, You are the devil but yet play ‘Holy’ who are u to judge and use such vulgar language, with conjuction to our Holy father. You should be ashamed sies! I pray for the dwvil to get out of you, you evil spirit

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  6. TheWretched

    Anything is possible when you can get this through your fucking head Adam! God wanted us to love and respect other people, that means EVERYBODY!

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