God Makes Christina Aguilera Fall After Grammy Performance

God has been very active this week with love tapping sinners. His latest display of power was striking down the pregnant and overweight Christina Aguilera during her performance at the Grammys.

(we believe the father is either a Mexican or a black colored man)

We believe this was to punish her for her horrible super bowl performance and to show how great his power is when his children defy him.

Remember, we also want her deported back to Mexico, so make sure to support our cause here.

13 thoughts on “God Makes Christina Aguilera Fall After Grammy Performance

    1. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

      MeAwesome, isn’t Tyson spreading hate towards Aguilera? Besides, what if she’s really pregnant? Shouldn’t you pro-lifers be concerned that the fall could have harmed the baby?

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      1. meawesome

        Claire! Praise click to you for your concerns for the unborn!
        Yes, a fall could hurt the baby. But it looks like she has enough padding to protect her child.

        I see a little bit of conjuncture and opinion in Tysons report. But no outright hate.

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        1. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

          “Claire! Praise click to you for your concerns for the unborn!”

          I’m pro-choice. I was simply pointing out the hypocrisy of the Christians on here for one minute suspecting pregnancy in a woman, then the next minute laughing at her falling. These people are pro-life and very gung-ho about protecting the unborn, yet they laugh at an accident that could potentially harm a developing fetus (if there is one at all).

          “I see a little bit of conjuncture and opinion in Tysons report. But no outright hate.”

          According to you, it’s hate if it’s aimed at one particular person. Therefore, this is hate.

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          1. meawesome

            I don’t see any links to “she sleeps with horses.com” or any false accusations of flunking out of made up universities.

  1. RD

    I’m surprised that none of you have received a “love tap” from your god. You know, for being such angry, hateful people. Didn’t his supposed son teach acceptance and love?

    Of course, you wouldn’t follow that.

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  2. Deric

    It is completely appropriate that God chooses to smite this trollop on national TV twice in one month. I know for a fact that her suggestive lyrics and full, luscious breasts have caused at least one man to spill his seed, against His wishes.
    Many don’t realize that the flubbing of the Superbowl National Anthem was only a precursor to her fall from grace…or was that a fall with no grace?

    I would still do her, but beg for forgiveness in His name afterwards.

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  3. Blanche Beecham

    I’m just coming out and saying it. Snooki’s dress looks like it was styled as a shirt in Aluminum foil by the Sister wives – not that bunch on TLC – the cult people.

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  5. devi

    Guys u act and speak like u don’t have any sins….just go to hell….everyone have make mistakes…..christina fall didn’t have to do with the super bowl accident….she is so great at grammy….the best performed that nightt…..so haters….just kill yourself its better for you…..fuck u bitch asshole!!!

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