Homogay Agenda Making STD Toys to Make Their Diseases Look Cute

Not only are the gays making ice cream queer flavored or making toys to teach young children to be devil whores and how to whistle on a twinkie stick.

Now the gays want to make their disease ridden community look fun and friendly by making cute plush toys to show children that having aids or syphilis is nothing horrible. Little do the children know, that these diseases where thrown a pond them by satan so they could spread their gay sin filth around. Their souls are marinated in sin and veil disease and now that they know that we have learned to stay away from them, they are now trying to lure our children with more cute and friendly toys.

There is nothing cute about a men shoving his satan scepter into another man’s sin hole! This is an act that only sinners do! Also there is nothing “hot” or “sexy” about to male looking women diving head first into eachother’s sin infested bullet wounds.


43 thoughts on “Homogay Agenda Making STD Toys to Make Their Diseases Look Cute

          1. Austin Pooper

            I think you should try it out and see how it works for you. You sound like one of those crazy Christians that would let a sick family member die instead of getting them medical treatment and think praying would make them better.

        1. Tyson Bowers IIITrueChristian Post author

          Those diseases where made by god to Kill Homofag`s
          No beliver in Christ is abel to get any of those
          Have you ever heard about an Evangelical Republican with AIDS?
          NO! Try reading The Bible once in a while you idiot, you might learn something

          1. Trish

            Tell me is preached ignorance a sin?

            Syphilis is a European disease that was spread by what? Christians conquering the new world so blame them.

            It never ceases to amaze me how quickly you lot learn to ignore history

      1. Edge

        “Gay bowel syndrome is an outdated term first used by Kazal and colleagues in 1976 to describe the various sexually transmitted perianal and rectal diseases and sexual traumas seen in Kazal’s proctology practice, which had many gay patients. The term is currently considered obsolete and potentially derogatory.”


    1. Chuck Reagan

      The Bible prophesied that many diseases would fall upon a homosexuals shameful body and mind. Their lifestyles are not natural and their curses are fitting:

      Romans 1:26-28: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet. 28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient.

      1. Austin Pooper

        Even if the rubbish you say is true (it’s not) how is what consenting adults do in the privacy of their on home got to do with you and how you live you life doesn’t you so-called god give people free will.

        1. Hermann

          Homosexuals often claim that they only want to practice the type of sexuality that corresponds to their nature and “doesn’t harm anyone”. There is no substantive scientific research that will allow you to view homosexuality as harmless, normal or peaceful.

          Homosexuality is unnatural. Homosexuality is perverse. It represents a destructive lifestyle that will ultimately destroy the spiritual, psychological and social standing of people who choose to let its practice victimize them.

          Look into the science behind the gay choice of lifestyle.

          Mr. Reagan showed us earlier, the Bible warns that homosexuals will suffer from more diseases than normal people. It’s not shocking that at least 75% of homosexual men suffer from an STI. Their diseased bodies have a 40% higher incidence of becoming infected with a disease than those of natural sexual orientation.

          Very alarming, yet there more shocking facts for you to chew on.

          ‘Fifteen common afflictions plague homosexuals – most of which most of us have never heard of! These afflictions can be grouped into three categories: physical trauma, nonviral infections, and viral infections.

          The most common physical trauma among homosexuals is to the rectum. This trauma is caused by the insertion of body organs, fingers, fists, arms, and other objects.

          The most common nonviral infections among homosexuals are amebiasis (affecting 25-40 percent of homosexual men), giardiasis (affecting 10-30 percent of homosexual men), gonorrhea (affecting 40-60 percent of homosexual men), shigellosis (affecting 10-20 percent of homosexual men), chlamydia (affecting 5-15 percent of homosexual men), syphilis (affecting 30 percent of homosexual men), and ectoparasites – including pubic lice or “crabs” and scabies (affecting 69 percent and 22 percent of homosexual men respectively).

          Viral infections that are commonly found among homosexuals are condylomata – or anal warts – (affecting 30-40 percent of homosexual men, and possibly as high as 65 percent), herpes (affecting 10-20 percent of homosexual men), hepatitis B – or HBV – (affecting 65 percent of homosexual men), and hepatitis A – or HAV – (affecting 40 percent of homosexual men – three times the rate of the general population). Neither herpes or hepatitis B have a cure.

          In contrast to the data on the homosexual community, the general population lifetime incidence of gonorrhea is 6.6 percent, syphilis 0.8 percent, chlamydia 3.2 percent, genital warts 4.7 percent, herpes 2.1 percent, hepatitis 1.1 percent (Schmidt, Straight and Narrow, 208).

          And then, of course, there is HIV and AIDS. The former may remain asymptomatic for up to 10 years, while the latter often takes its toll in 18 months. In the United States, an estimated 50 percent of homosexual males are believed to be HIV positive, according to Dr. Robert Renfield and The Centers For Disease Control. Homosexuals are approximately 5,000 times more likely to contract AIDS. Approximately 70 percent of those who have died from this dreaded disease are homosexuals. That’s about 450,000 people! over 42,000 people a year! In fact, Dr. Paul Cameron and his colleagues conducted research that demonstrated that while the average married heterosexual male lives to age 75 – with 80 percent living to 65 or older – the average homosexual male lives to age 41 – with less than 2 percent surviving to 65. The median age of death for lesbians is 45 – with only 23 percent surviving to 65 – while the median age of death for married women is 79 – with 85 percent living to age 65 or older (World Magazine, March 1993; “The Lifespan of Homosexuals,” April 17, 1993; Howe, “Homosexuality in America: Exposing the Myths,” 14-15).’

          You can see, homosexuality is far from harmless. Every homosexual act is unhealthy and destroys society. It erodes the health of the body, mind and soul. It sullies the moral fabric of our nation with the pungent juices of homosexual sin.

          1. Tyson Bowers IIISeriph0 Post author

            Yeah, you’re probably right on the diseases and illnesses and such. However I’m pretty sure that those who are gay already know this, so why are you telling us this. Any educated person knows that people can get these things.

            What you’re wrong about is that you said it’s destroying our society. The gay culture is not harming our own at all. In fact, it’s enriching it. The only ones who think like you are those who are afraid of it.

            However what I’m most interested in is what you started to comment on but did not. You say that it destroys the spirit but you gave no examples. Still care to give some?

  1. Tyson Bowers IIISeriph0 Post author

    I hereby invoke the Prince of Darkness,
    The great Dragon of the bottomless pit
    Who is the Bringer of Light
    And Lord of the Earth.
    Hear me, o mighty God of Hell!
    Come forth from the black Abyss,
    Come forth from the ends of the Earth,
    Come forth from the nighttime sky!
    Great Tiamat, Apophis, Ahriman, Typhon!
    Leviathan, Azazel, Belial, Samael!
    Satan, Lucifer, SET!
    My Lord and Master, come forth from Hell
    And greet me as Your servant and friend.
    Join me as I conduct this service in Your honor
    Out of love and thankfulness for You.

  2. Anon

    Wait. Straight people get these diseases, too. Not just gays and lesbians.

    Hahahaha, this is such bullshit. In fact, it’s MOSTLY straight people who get these diseases. Oh wow. This diseases are universal to gays, straights, men, women, Christians, Jews, Muslims, blacks, whites, etc, etc. ANYONE can get these.


  3. Renee

    All right, you know what? I’m sick to the damn teeth of so-called “christians” (fake ones, because real christians wouldn’t behave this way) shoving their deity’s prick down everyone else’s throat.

    You don’t like gay people? Fine. You don’t have to. You don’t have to marry a gay person. You don’t have to have sex with one. You are free to protest the existence of gays to your dark little heart’s content. You can be happy in your smug belief that they are all going to rot in hell one day. You can indulge in wet dreams about how diseased they all are. That is FINE. Have fun. Enjoy yourself.

    You know what you CAN’T do? You can’t make laws to keep gay people from enjoying the same rights and responsibilities as the rest of us. Eventually, I truly believe this bass-ackwards country will grow a clue and realize that. Deal with it.

    Yeah, I know that’s not what this was all about. Honestly? I think the original post was either extremely tongue-in-cheek or written by an insane person. Clearly, since NOT ONE of those diseases is even remotely a “gay” disease. All of them are widespread in the heterosexual community. But OF COURSE the whole thing got totally out of control in no time flat, as per usual, and turned into “let’s get ‘statistics’ from some anti-gay pseudo-play-scientists who’ve been discredited in the REAL scientific community for ages and use this crazy-ass blog as an excuse to warn the world about THOSE HORRID DISEASED GAAAAAAAAAAYS, OH NOES!!!”

    Here’s a challenge for you bible-humpers. Come up with a reasonable, defensible argument for the statement “homosexuality is unnatural” WITHOUT bringing up your imaginary friend or his Big Book of Ridiculous Rules & Scary Stories.

    Oh, you can’t? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

    1. Jesus was Black.

      Nicely put. Felt a real force behind those words, proper empaphy well expressed. All true aswell, which makes it so much more powerfull. As a, erm, what’s the phase on here? ‘homogay?’it’s always nice too see an impassioned speech, esspecially as on the whole all my gay firends and me tendnot to not give a shit. By the way, just so you know, there is no god. I have it on the good authority of two thousand years of silence that either there is no god or he doesn’t care.

  4. Renee

    Guess, what, this IS the way America works. THE CHURCH DOESN’T RUN IT. America is for EVERYONE, not just christians. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL. That means that DIRTY GAY down the street gets the same rights as you!

    A person who really followed the teachings of the person called Jesus in the books of the new testament would not have a problem with that. Who would Jessus discriminate against? Oh, that’s right. NOBODY.

    I wish there WAS a Jesus so he could come back and kick your ass.

  5. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

    Before the STD plush toys came out, there were plush toys of other various microbes, such as:



    Swine Influenza




    Bubonic Plague




    Common Cold






    And many, many more.

    While these toys can actually be good learning aids for children, I’m certain that the STD ones are NOT intended for children. Trying to claim that they were made for children is as ridiculous as claiming that South Park is made for children. I’ll also add that while the plush toys are sort of cute, I’m pretty sure that the average child would rather cuddle up to a stuffed Simba toy than the Ebola virus.

    Oh, and STDs are not exclusive to homosexuals. Straight people get them all the time.

    1. Tyson Bowers IIIAdam Nelson Post author

      There is strong evidence that the most foul of STI are bridged from homosexual men. Also, if people did not fornicate before marriage and saved themselves, they wouldn’t get diseases. Gay and premarital relations are in the same boat; sin, sin sin.

    2. Rebecca Marshall

      I for one APPROVE of these toys, I’m studying a biology degree, and found them VERY useful as learning aids, memorizing the shape of each virus/bacteria. They’re not intended for children as play things, they are purely learning aids, and I am not against educating people about diseases.

  6. Tyson Bowers IIITrueChristian Post author

    I think it`s horrible that the homofags trys to indoctrinat our children with their evil godless toy.
    Children shuld learn only to Obey God, and do things that make Jesus happy.

    I strongly recommend this Christian Kid`s show , where kids learn to obey god

    1. jesustouchedme...twice...inappropriately

      Kids cant do things to make jesus happy. because if he is real he is dead. and believe it or not i heard it was 2000 years ago! i know CrAzY! You my friend look quite old and you have wasted your most life probably on this crap. i hope there is something after this life so (not heaven(heavens for ‘homogays’ like yourself)) just so fucking idiots like you can say “Fuck i was wrong! what a waste of my life”. And then all the “Homogays” ca get a rash on thier groin from your pretty little beard.

      1. Scott

        He’s not crazy. All we’re trying to do is get into heaven and be with Jesus Christ. We are preparing for his coming. You should do the same.

      2. Scott

        Here are some things every parent should look at to prevent their sons from being gay.

        1. A child should not sit on a toilet seat unless he is having a bowel movement.

        2. A child should eat everything on his plate. Dont give him any corn on the cob, sausages or hot dogs.

        3. A boy must always wear socks except while swimming.

        4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. They are embedded with liberal Propaganda.

        5. A boy must not play with dolls.

        6. A boy must not refer to his parents as Mommy or Daddy.

        7. A boy must never cry or pout.

        8. A boy musn’t use any crayons the same color as the rainbow.

        9. A boy must not skip or prance.

        These are just a few of the guidelines that all parents must follow to prevent their child from turning gay. Also if you havent gotten your Sarah Palin for Presdent bumper stickers yet, make sure to get them and put them on your car. We are going to take back the White House in 2012.

        1. Does not believe in God and disease free!

          Wow scott… you are a dumbass and are more than likely sucking more cock than any of these so called “homofags”

  7. Kallios

    homofags … and you cnat even respect people ? seriously you really think we will believe you spitty word when you cant even be Polite to other human you will be the first in line for the hell

  8. john

    Wow, this is the most amazing thing i have ever read. It just amazes me that someone that claims to be so righteous and to be preaching gods word could be so ignorant and… “not be so good with them words, and just throw them ignant thoughts a pond us”. its “upon us” and not “a pond us”.

  9. Ashtyn B

    Wow! how stupid does the average christ believer get these days, huh? Obviously they are dumb enough to believe that they’re “homosexual” and “heterosexual” disease.THERE IS NO SUCH THING SMART ONES. I am sick of every one of these lies that Mr. Tyeson has to post another one when I think it is very educational. This is one of the methods my health teacher has used last year and guess what! The percentage of STD’s DROPED. I don’t know how it worked but it did. And Considering I live in The HIGHEST syphilles infected city in the united states that says something.

    AND i am so glad to know that even though we have broken so many glass ceilings with a African-American president and all that we cant get past love in all shapes and forms.

    1. Scott

      You need to move, it sounds like you are in a city full of sinners. My first suggestion to you is get down on your hands and knees and pray for forgiveness. Dont worry help is on the way in 2012, when we get Sarah into the White House.

  10. Does not believe in God and disease free!

    Okay, this whole thing is ridiculous. ANYONE i repeat, ANYONE can get std’s. If you are sexually active, you can get them. This is not a matter of reading the bible or believing in God. All of you insane religious fanatics that believe that prayer will stop the aids from taking over your holy dedicated bodies are simply asking for all of your children to become infected since you will not educate them. “It’s alright Matthew, just pray that God will stop the disease filled sex juices from destroying your body.”…. wise up, protect your children! this is not how the world works!!! These stuffed toys are meant to educate. They are a non threatening and slightly humorous way to educate people on harmful diseases. I have a lot of gay friends and they are more respectful and incredible than any of you GOD LOVING fuck heads. Have a blessed day.

  11. Does not believe in God and disease free!

    And yes I am disease free and sexually active and i do NOT for one second believe that god will protect you from an std. Please, someone put a stop to the fairy tale bullshit and lets be intelligent.

  12. dave

    First off i was born and raised in the Roman Catholic faith. So let me share my thoughts. First of all, a toy is a toy and nothing more. You can call it what you want, but that changes nothing. Second, a real Christian doesn’t project so much hate towards anyone regardless of any classification assigned. Black, white, gay, straight, are all terms people use to categorise what they cannot understand or fear, in order to ease the mind. God gave us all free will, and as long as we follow the ten commandments which i believe you should worship like gospel since you seem so determined, mentions nothing about men and men or women and women. So stop hating because Jesus would tell you the same. Live and let live, and think of your health, family, and projecting positivity…not hate. Be a man for other like Christ was.

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  14. Ealynn

    I’m “praying” for the author and the amazing people that believe all this and think there is truth in any of this. Do you have a mind of your own and understand reason? Just go read the god delusion of Richard Dawkins and if you can still then maintain all these homophobic reactions and see truth in a religion of fear and sin based on and believing literally in *manmade* texts from ages ago that were made out of political, wealth and power issues in almost prehistoric and barbaric times… I’m at a loss. But I dare you to read this comment at the very least.

    You can never base morals on any of such barbaric times that condone slavery, mistreatment of women, skincolor discrimination, ethnic cleansings – none of the believes based on age old books should be, as they are infested with translation errors (par example the ‘virgin’ mary which is a mistranslation!), changed over the years to include parts for their own benefit and using the exact same oral tradition phrases as the greek myths and wordings like the Homerus and Odysseus – that describe *fiction*! How can you claim that those texts (who by the way were at one point just ‘chosen’ out of many other versions and how can there be versions of the so called one truth) can have verses in them that are literally true and allow you to discriminate groups of people because of it?

    Why is there so much sexual frustration, rape and excesses? If you ask me, it’s because all religions based literally on age old books have taught the masses that your own body is filthy and sinful and they oppressed the most natural of all acts in the entire universe, procreation. But it’s supposed to be a religion based on love and forgiveness. It’s all about love thy neighbor? Nope, they don’t mean that in the bible, only christian neighbors, the rest can go to hell. And then to say god loves indiscriminately? There is so many contradictions to everything, that just by thinking logically people would only know to look at it like a work of convenient fiction that started to include all kind of pagan believes to get more people – it has all the guises of a more gods/demigods (but do call them saints if that makes you feel better) – it never was about one god to start with. It’s not something to base modern morals on and whom to discriminate and whom not, no way.

    But then again, the church never wanted people to think logically or for themselves. That’s why for so long people never got to read it and have it be translated out of latin. That’s how in slavery people were kept dumb so to not create grounds for uprising and keep a meek flock of sheep. That’s how women for ages never got access to knowledge and learning or voting. Now people are starting to think for themselves (especially because of the internet that makes all knowledge available to everyone), in the end none of the religious inconsistencies can be maintained for long. People should feel outraged, and justly so for having had lies pulled over their eyes for so long by the heads of the catholic church (and the other ancient book based religions) that have their own agenda based on continuing their wealth and power.

    Aside from that, why can’t you understand that these toys are not marketed for children but are an adult parody? Making a joke out of serious illnesses can really help breaking the taboo around it and have people discussing it. It’s brilliant and necessary. Just because it’s a toy doesn’t mean it’s meant for children. (but yes, there are some toys where designers were incredibly dumb, and didn’t think on what things resembled, they probably were sexually frustrated because of their religion and subconsciously worked with that).

    But why can’t you understand that comics and animated movies just like any other medium like film or books can also be targeted at an adult public? And with that, yes, sex sells. Why? Because it’s natural. Because men and women have been programmed ages and ages for survival by genetics to procreate. (wasn’t that also what the churches so desperately wanted in order to become the biggest religion? go forth and multiply? But then you’d have to commit the sin of intercourse, what a dilemma! sin or more sheep for the flock? sin or more sheep… err…. nah, let’s just all have you “sin” so we can have more believers, money and influence. Typical, isn’t it: my church is bigger than yours. My god is better than yours. If you’re such a believer, why can’t you believe that we are created in gods image and perfect the way we are?

    I’m an artist myself and I make art targeted at many different audiences, both children and adults. To me it seems that you either can’t think or don’t want to think and the bible is just the easy thing for you to explain the world to you in blacks and whites because that makes sure you never have to think about anything. If you’d ever want to start thinking for yourself (but I’m guessing you’d want an age old book to do that for you) take a look at this documentary: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4321574955310561251# or read this book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Delusion – i dare you to read this and then still maintain these ludicrous thoughts on (homo)sexuality.

  15. John

    Now explain to me, if this is a gay disease, then how in the fuck do straight men and women including Christians have it? EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW I CHALLENGE YOU TO PROVE YOUR BULLSHIT.

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