How To Tell If You Are a Illegal Alien – Flowchart 26 Replies Ever wonder if you or a friend might possibly be a mangy illegal? Well, we created a flowchart to help you out.
I’m sorry… but as a Mexican I do find this highly offensive, I do have a sense of humor about this kind of things and I do respect everyone’s opinion but this is just wrong
“this kind of things”, looks like you failed the flowchart.
Quit tapping you foot under my bathroom stall. I’m already spoken for and you’re too old for me.
You’re not the real August. Take your homo fantasies some other place.
Is there more than one August Weisz in the world? Maybe. No fantasies here. We all know you’re the biggest closet queen in the U.S. Perhaps even the world.
Let’s take a look at all of Tyson’s mistakes in creating the flowchart, shall we?
“Can you speak English”
Ever heard of a question mark, douchebag?
“Does you last name have a Ñ in it?”
Should be “your” and “an Ñ” or “a tilde”.
“Do you pay taxes”
Once again, try adding a question mark at the end.
“You’re not a illegal then”
Should be “an illegal”
“Do you work as a gardener or do you get a check from the govt for you 14 kids and preg wife”
Should be “your 14 kids”, and there should be a question mark at the end. Also, what if it’s a woman reading the chart? Would she have to be a lesbian with 14 kids whose domestic partner is currently pregnant with their 15th?
“YOUR AN ILLEGAL”
Should be “you’re”, as in “you are”.
Maybe he put those there to test real English speakers.
Nah, he just failed basic English courses.
Well tyson,nice that you pointed out his spelling mistakes..apparently that makes him an immigrant. Maybe you should check out the grammar in some of your other posts then do the flowchart yourself?
I dare you to make one about black people bitch!
Always making things about race. You sound self hating.
You say “always making things about race” in a blog post about race.
I passed the test, praise the Lord!
May God bless you!
Great job brother Tyson. The flowchart is accurate and respectful.
We are setting the bar pretty low at 13k. I pay more than that in taxes.
I met a friend for lunch out today at our local Mexican restaurant. I love chile relano, so as you can imagine I was pretty concerned I was going to be eating a lot more of it if I didn’t pass this examination.
Good news, I passed. Bad News, Juanita is off to Querétaro.
(Be sure and send me a big bottle of Vanilla, Juanita. I’ll take care of your Mercedes.)
Chile Rellano, is satan’s sustenance. Only devil worshipers like their peppers stuffed mexican fashion.
Tyson, what a timely and relevant article given the confusion that the Democrats are creating in the minds of the voters with their “Dream Act” and outreach to Mexican voters. Some people think they they are a USA citizen just because their illegal immigrant padres had them here as an anchor baby. No way Jose, as they say south of the border.
The true constitution was written by Christ through the inspired founders, and these socialist amendments that allow a pathway to citizenship for Mexicans are just polluting our constitution. I trust that when Trump / Bachman win the election they will clean that dirty little mess right up and restore things to their pure state again.
Truly, illegal immigrants are the greatest threat to our country today.
Look at the kidnap rate in AZ. It is a direct connection to the illegals.
No puedo entendar esos idiotas que decen que nosotros no estamos americanos. Solomente porque no quiero hablar ingles todo del tiempo no pienso algo que no puedo. El rey del cielo, Jesus, nosama.
Can you speak English? No——-> Aryan Klein = Your an Illegal Alien, Go Back To Mexico!
Your mexican is terrible. Being Illiterate is not a valid excuse for breaking the law.
So if you don’t know english because you are an old man from a country that doesn’t speak english you need to go back to mexico?
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?
“FUCK KINDA“ is not English…. Ghost back to Mexico!
I’m not from Mexico…oh and i just realized this site is satire.Have a nice day!