The American housewife has been slowly drifting from their male house master for the past 40 plus years. There was once a time when the woman understood her role as a keeper of the house and as a nurturer to the children. Now you have women who are waiting till their late 30’s to marry and most defy God by not partaking in the blood pack of giving birth to off spring. This defiant pre-teen behavior is due to the outrageous antics from such liberal television shows like Pregnant in Heels, The Housewives of New Jersey, 16 and Pregnant, GLEE, Dr. Oz, Rainbow Bright, Mob Wives and other pro-feminism, anti-Christian/American programs.
These shows are teaching women to pursue false dreams of financial independence and leading them down the path of frivolous self worth. What is more shocking is that the increase of female anal sex has been on the incline since 1978 and this is directly a result of liberal media brainwashing. Females are tricking their husbands into a sinful form of brown ring sex acts to make sure there is no chance of pregnancy.
Let us take a look at a chart to see the astounding numbers:
These numbers would make any follower of Jesus cry in their pillows at night. You will notice that during the Reagen and Bush years, the numbers are very low due to the high moral values we had in American under each of those great presidents. Look at how high it shot up when Mao Bama come to office.
So how are women tricking their husbands and how are they getting the tools to do so? Just turn on your TV or look at the millions of band widths of internet sites that promote the insertion of male probes into the woman’s exit portal. You also have government programs that sale “anal juice” at your wive’s local gourmet grocery store at low welfare prices. Notice how the “anal juice” has been discounted to 0%? That is your hard earned tax dollars going to promote sinful waste.
When was the last time you looked at the receipts of your wive’s shopping habits? Have you ever seen any odd items on there, only to hear you wife say that it is just a computer mix up? Remember, men don’t have the time to deal with such feeble tasks, so we entrust our women to make sure they are buying and stocking up with the proper household items.
Has you wive’s rear end every had a slick oily touch, along with the smell of wild cherry or peppermint during marital bed time duties? This is because she has lubed up her defcon 10, deification zone to have you accidentally split into her neighboring hole. Once in, you will be overcome with Satan’s pleasure urges and will be on the path to killing American values.
This new age of women also know, that if their mate gets use to the feel and sent of anus, they are have a higher likelihood of turning to the gay side of sex.
It is a sad day when the male overlord is forced to check the grocery list, before his wife takes the car he bought her and is off to the drug store to pick up a bottle of Satan laced “anal juice”. It is our duty as men to protect the sanctity of God’s bidding and if that means we need to be like Santa and check this list twice, then so be it.
Here are a few more shocking items that unwatched housewives have been purchasing: