Did afro-saxon pop singer lose weight by hard work and by following a nutritious diet? Maybe she caught the lesbian syphilis disease to drop the massive amounts of cow she packed on by eating five McDonald’s number threes every day? Actually, the answer to these question is “no”. Former American Idol tubby actually dropped her tons of gluttony by going on a regiment of black rock ghetto street crack.
As you can see in her photo, not only did the crack make her drop 21 dress sizes, but she has also turned into that type of black you would see in a Big-E Pac video. You know the video, where the slave skinned girls are shaking their thunderous gluts and rubbing their syrupy glazed baby caverns into the naught area of the rap singer.
Miss Sparks, my advice would be to go to Costco and fill up on the fattiest foods you can find and eat yourself back to some self dignity.