Jordin Sparks Uses Black Street Drugs to Lose Weight

Did afro-saxon pop singer lose weight by hard work and by following a nutritious diet? Maybe she caught the lesbian syphilis disease to drop the massive amounts of cow she packed on by eating five McDonald’s number threes every day? Actually, the answer to these question is “no”. Former American Idol tubby actually dropped her tons of gluttony by going on a regiment of black rock ghetto street crack.

As you can see in her photo, not only did the crack make her drop 21 dress sizes, but she has also turned into that type of black you would see in a Big-E Pac video. You know the video, where the slave skinned girls are shaking their thunderous gluts and rubbing their syrupy glazed baby caverns into the naught area of the rap singer.

Miss Sparks, my advice would be to go to Costco and fill up on the fattiest foods you can find and eat yourself back to some self dignity.

19 thoughts on “Jordin Sparks Uses Black Street Drugs to Lose Weight

  1. Maggie

    You all are a bunch of racist pieces of crap. I see tons of fat white people at churches, and then they all head on over to Mcdonalds to get their senior discount. You are NOT Christians; you’re pathetic pieces of crap that try to justify your ignorance with religion.

  2. the atheist one

    Hate to be the one to break it to you rascist s*its, but no drug makes you “lose weight”. Its called exercise. It has NOTHING to do with drugs!!!!

  3. Antichrist

    Ahm here is how one human actually loses weight. Average humans need to consume 2000 calories a day to maintain current weight. When you consume less than that, then you lose weight, over and you gain. Now when you are active you burn more weight and must eat more to maintain muscle and such, when you re inactive you would become fat if you eat the same amount. Now, taking drugs won’t do shit except damage your body, grow up Pagan~Christian.

    1. Chillin

      Actually, a lot of drugs DO help you lose weight. Especially cocaine/crack. They make you almost entirely lose your appetite, and it doesn’t even come back right after the effect wears off. With a couple hundred dollars of coke, you could easily go 3-4 days without eating. It’s not uncommon for the wealthy to use coke as a weight-loss aide.

  4. Roger Delco

    I don’t know who she is, but she needs to get her booty back or she’ll never find a afro-saxon husband. They all like big booties.

  5. Lizzie brown

    the lesbian syphilis disease?
    i am a lesbian, and i have no illness or disease!

        1. Lizzie brown

          lezzy lizzie? how inventive.
          Not yet? i have been a lesbian all my life, how long till i get this disease then?

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