Everyone laughed when I posted about how Skyrim is teaching our children homo erotic maneuvers and now that no one listened, not only are children hopscotching their souls to sin, they are now also in a new trend called “Skyrim Marathon Suicide”.
In the Facebook images obtained below from a gaming website called “geekologie.com”, we can see the sugar and carbohydrates binge one young man partakes in while playing Skyrim for 87 hours straight. You can see in the updates that his friends beg him to stop killing himself with oil saturated fats and lack of sleep, but the boy is to sucked into the game of demonic fornication and dragon masturbation.
If you child begs you to goto Costco and fill up on Doritos, Jolt Cola and high BMI causing treats, they might be planning a Skyrim Marathon Suicide.
If you had read the comments you would know this is only a joke. Kids aren’t as stupid as you believe them to be Mr. Bowers, and I find it quite sad that you have to turn something meant to be fun into something twisted and demonic just to suit your own wants and needs.
What an awfully tragic outcome, but should parents really be that surprised? Video gaming is an addiction, like cigarettes. But unlike cigarettes, it is far more deadly and even causes the addict to go out there and harm others. These games are training children to be evil, to hate and to commit acts of violence. I have read far too many stories of diseases, suicides, physical ailments and murders committed in the name of video games.
Cigarettes can take years and sometimes not kill….Skyrim takes only 75 hours.
Dude, the kid didn’t die. Who the hell checks your facts?
Billings, show me proof of that claim. Go on, show me legitimate proof that video games are worse than cigarettes and can alter brain chemistry to cause a dependency on them in order to maintain a stable level.
And go look up what a joke is, this dude was poking fun of how crazy some people are.
Your asking for proof from this site? that made me lol.
Here is one example:
Playing video games – deadly dangerous!
Do you even read your proof?! The picture in the link doesn’t even specify video games, it just shows a kid holding a control, and there’s plenty of debate going on that video games themselves don’t cause people to get fat, it’s lazy people that get fat, which is entirely true.
plus its france and we all know french cant handle a game binge
I find the two of you to be pathetic. Constantly ignoring and berating people because your suffering from a god complex, and then refussing to admit your wrong just makes it all the worse.
The two of you aren’t christian. If you were you’d know lying is a sin.
You’re so desperate for attention… I wish I could figure out why.
You’re the one who’s always posting bullshit around here.
I’m bored because I don’t have SkyRim(ing).
how dare you insult the good name of skyrim
how about i give you a nice big cup of FUS ROH DAH!!
You penumbra are a guest here, why are you so insistant on insulting us?
behave like a good guest, sip your tea and shut your mouth or leave.
Die in a fire, you bastard.
Shouldn’t you be dead by now.
Shouldnt you respect your elders?
That’s a bold claim, Broseph. This whole article? You know the one up there? That was a joke, jokes are funny. You, sir, are a nuisance to readers.
Yeah i worship Sheogorath know Milk Drinker
You do know that this was a joke two friends did in order to annoy people right? If not, I really do pity your feeble intelligence.
I found a story where a kid died from reading the bible maybe we should do something about that don’t want more kids to die from that now do we?
I remember that! Didn’t he become so obsessed with learning the entire layout of the Bible that he forgot to eat and starved to death? What kind of God allows that?
i hear that the bible is spreading like the plague there’s only one thing to do in order to prevent the spreading of this horrible tragedy we must…
BURN ALL THE BIBLES!!
Just like a certificate from Mt. Ida.
You can print your own online now. Then you can color it in however you like it.
Hmm, provide proof that you can print a certificate online or shut your hole, okay August?
I believe him.
Then please go on to http://www.mountida.edu and take a screenshot of whatever link lets a person print a certificate in order to prove it.
Billings, I recall asking several years ago for not only PROOF that you’re a “certified investigative journalist” but for the name of the school that you supposedly attended in order to achieve the degree. You consistently refused to provide both. Yet now you’re insulting MY education?
Either produce some sort of certificate of completion of a journalism course or name the school that you went to.
I don’t need to brag about my educational background. My proven track record of important investigative stories speaks for itself.
Telling me where you were educated and providing your credentials is not bragging about your educational background. That’s a pretty lousy excuse. I’ll ask you again: please provide them.
Say Claire, we have communicated in a while. What’s up in your life? Any boys? Do you have your Christmas list drawn up yet? I bet there are a lot of things you want! I wonder if you want an IPad like all the other kids. I think they’re awfully neat but I hate tapping with my thumbs on the screen. It gets so smeared and greasy and those things, well I feel like I could drop them easy. Give me the old desktop any day. Stability! Unless you have a rickety kitchen table. I can’t tel you how many matchbooks I have put under that leg and it still manages to get uneven so much so on some days it’s like my Cheerios pratically comes running down the bowl like Niagara. Have you been there? Boston is sort of close and Maine too. Maybe I can visit Canada some day and stop in on Cambridge before. Maybe the boys will come to your town for the book tour. Will you say hi? They would love to hug you and Mom in real life. Okay my friend I’m off to sleep but yes, please tell me all about your life I;m rather excited to hear! Love you, SB
Billings: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS!
Typical Claire, dodging questions herself while ignoring the fine answers we members give.
Twice I asked him a question and he didn’t answer it. Before I answer his stupid questions he needs to answer mine. Since you’re still a noob I’ll cut you some slack, but I’ve been trying to get Billings’ credentials out of him for several years now and he consistently refuses. I think that speaks volumes.
Noob? Funny one Claire. L.O.L.
Compared to me you’re still a noob. We’ve been over this a few times.
Billings credentials speak for themselves. He is a beloved and celebrated journalist. You on the other hand go to a college that gives out certificates online that you can color in and brag endlessly about your sex toy collection.
Once again, please go onto http://www.mountida.edu and take a screenshot of whatever link supposedly allows one to print out a certificate. Also, please find me proof that Billings is a “celebrated” journalist. If you look up “Stephenson Billings” on Google 99% of people are laughing at him.
Here you go, I just baught and paid for your education in 5 minutes with my credit card. You’re welcome.
What proven track record? That you’re a gigantic liar who can’t even be bothered to look up the most basic of facts? Or the fact that you’re a coward and a pervert?
LN did you go to the beach today and get sand in your baby hole? You have to much hate in your hearts, try ketting some JESUS in, honey and life will treat you better.
Robert, stop eating cat shit, it’s not healthy!
Billings, please provide your credentials and the name of the school you attended.
I just bought Skyrim, and I think that I’ll now go play it while cutting my wrists, drinking 508 cans of energy drinks, and sacrificing that goat I bought a few days ago to Satan.
THANK YOU! Finally someone who feels the same about gaming habits as me! I personally prefer sacrificing a bull, Satan pays better for bovine blood.
I’ve found satans prefer horses if you are playing World of Warcraft
Claire you’re still around? I thought you had finally left.
What, because I didn’t come on for a few days? Dumb whore.
oh the same little clever girl I see. It is to bad that Mt. Ida doesn’t teach class or etiquette.
It’s too bad that you never learned proper grammar.
I use it in my articles, these are comments, you are the only one that cares
bought I meant to say in the previous post, here maybe you can save it and print it out deary.
By the way you owe me $23.95
I would have expected better spelling from a “university”
These kids and their collages.
Laughing Out Loud over here, Auggie! I bet she majored in MS Paints. Ha ha ha. God Bless!
Nope, Robert’s too stupid to have majored that.
I’d expect better spelling from a basement-dwelling loser, such as yourself.
why are you being so mean?
Why are you calling yourself a ‘Christian’ and yet you lie out your ass?
did your obamacare unemployment run out? Are you finally going to have to #occupy a job? Or did your parents finally kick you out?
I’m doing quite well by myself, you asshole. I’m not having to rely on my parents like you are, you shit-eating liar.
In case you needed more reasons for why I keep refusing your email pleading for me to be your friend, consider that crap you just posted to be reason enough, you old cunt.
Hahahaha oh my god. The fact that you guys even believe this is hilarious.
Oh LN turn that frown upside down. It’s going to be OK![img]http://i.imgur.com/PK9yu.jpg[/img]
What a sweet picture, Sister Susan! But, I’m afraid it may not be enough. She has so much hate in her heart. I worry everyday about her! Let’s just keep praying and hope she opens her heart up to Jesus. Honk, honk!
I know I pray for her and Claire but it doesnt seem to over come the evil that is inside them.
There is a point when feigning maturity goes too far. I respect that you haven’t stooped to the level of returning their “evil”, but you guys have honestly brought up nothing but dissenting opinions; no facts, not even witty comebacks, just underhanded and backhanded insults. Sorry toots, don’t let me ruin you guys’ fun, though.
Clownboy, stop raping children.
Here is another LN
Oh susan your still around you ever going to answer me why your image is on a web site from 2007 about elderly abuse or just ban me again?
Sister Susan has become quite famous from her postings on this holy site! She has been featured on all sorts of websites! Congratulations Susan! God Bless You!!!
Thank you Al
“This holy site” ?! Oh MAN! This site is written by atheists, it constantly makes fun of religion in satirical and facetious way. I’m sorry, I just about died laughing for a second there. Wow! You guys are REALLY barking up the wrong tree.
Who is susan
So she went back in time?
And by that I mean if she became famous from this site that was made on, 22-Dec-2008, and became a model for web site in 2007 only means she must have some kind of time travel thing because you know time doesn’t go the other way.
I dont have to answer to you and will not discuss my senior modeling days, you pervert. Will you tell me why your picture is on the sex offender list?
LOL how can he reply outside his apartment
Not only that but how does someone dying of a heart attack type out their last words?
Did anyone else notice that that the screenshots showed the “Edit” option? Tyson Bowers is Mike Murphy!!!!
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