KKK Changes Mind To Adopt Highway After Seeing Asphalt Is Black

Georgia – A North Georgia KKK Chapter today announced they would retract their petition to “adopt a highway” after investigating the portion of the highway open for sponsorship. After a few political hoops to jump through, the KKK members were hung up on the fact that the asphalt on the Georgia stretch was black. The Klan also didn’t like the fact that the strip of highway was close to an exit that lead directly to a KFC restaurant.

“All we wanted to do is adopt a highway, but not a devil highway.”

said April Chambers, the chapter’s secretary. She also stated the chapter would be investigating any parts of the highway that uses a what is called pure white gravel, not your standard mixed color gravel. She said The Klan is only fans of “segregated” gravel.

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