Man Marries Dead Girlfriend – Gay Marriage to Blame

We all warned you that if The Gays were allowed to marry that all Hell would break lose and people would start to marry random things. Well this past week a man married his dead girlfriend and was deemed legal. We can only imagine it is only a matter of weeks that sick gay NAMBLA members will be walking down the isle with their little boy lovers only to be shortly followed by homosexuals wanting to marry their mini poodles.

People always ask this question “What harm could gay marriage do?”, well just look at the photos below and you’ll have your answer. Can you believe the USA is now allowing zombie like marriages. Can you believe it is only a matter of time before marriage will be a contest of who can marry the most ridiculous thing? Lamp marriages, pony marriages, cardboard cutout marriages and maybe even gay ecstasy tripping unicorn marriages.

34 thoughts on “Man Marries Dead Girlfriend – Gay Marriage to Blame

  1. Mike Watson

    Why won’t the gays stop ruining marriage? This is the type of world we’re forced to live in when gay marriage is allowed. Oh, gays are allowed to marry? Then why not let a man marry a dead woman? That is the type of logic gay marriage breeds into our society.

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    1. anonymous

      Mike his girlfriend died the day b4 the wedding in a car crash and He said til death do it part so he married her

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    1. BVB666HIM

      They have no lives Millenium, and they don’t want to blame the corrupted version of Christianity is to blame. Such as the people on this side that are extremest Christians.

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          1. BVB666HIM

            I know it’s fake, I just have fun acting like its real… but stuff like this is… ugh… completely fake… they are trying too hard. And are boring me anymore. I used to get a laugh from this… but eh… it’s getting lame.

          1. Sean J. Raymond

            Excuse me, but I am not an extremist. Furthermore, if I am able to accept your emosexual views, then you should be able to accept our good Christian views.

    1. OddAtheist

      Implying I’m a Beastophile…Very clever Militant…/sarcasm

      Who the fuck would want to marry ANY animal, that’s just a whole new level of creepiness

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        1. OddAtheist

          The fuck? I do NOT have sex with animals, nor do I find them attractive, nor would I marry one.

          I think anyone who is sexually attracted to an animal is royally fucked up in the head.

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        2. Dragonman

          Is masturbating that fucking hard to say? It sounds a whole lot more normal than vibrating your Satan scepter….

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    1. XxEmo_PaganxX

      YAYS!!! Anime_luver!! I thought I lost you!!
      *smooches on cheek* Soooo glad you’re black!! I mean Back!! lol

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  2. LinuxGamerTheist

    for sarcasm in range (1, idiocy)
    Fun fact: Homosexuality is the leading cause of necrofelia
    next

    #idiots

    … I think I just mixed syntax from like 3 languages 😛

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    1. Ice Van Winkle

      Auggie, the homogenda leads to all men becoming forced into oral gay rape camps. It’s all there in the book of Revelations. They will stop at nothing until we are clones in their gay orgy dystopia.

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      1. Sean J. Raymond

        I haven’t come across this in my 17 years as a minister or in my extensive studies of the Bible, but if a learned man such as yourself says it, I will believe it.

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    2. XxEmo_PaganxX

      Actaully, this is pretty fucked up, but that’s already happened. The youngest married couple is three years old. Talk about impatient pre-planned mairrage. LOL
      I think it’s funny. People are so weird.

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  3. Dragonman

    I don’t think the gays are on any damn mission to do shit. They are people with genetic mutations. Leave them alone all damn ready

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  4. ChristwireWillBurnInHELL

    Fucking hell what sick bastards make a fake site on this kind of shit? I mean what cruel hearted cunt has the mind to even do this? I don.t give a flying fuck if it’s fake, but the people who have the fucking nerve to say this shit in the first place… even as a joke… low life pricks. Burn in hell. All of you. In fact, I’m going to brutally murder you all myself. =)

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  5. XxEmo_PaganxX

    I cannot believe you actually “went there.” I was waiting for it but I didn’t think it’d actually happen. You christwire people have a very sick imagination. What ever, it’s whatever gets you off though.

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