Minecraft – The Game That Teaches Kids How to Make Penis’ with Digital Blocks

This cheap graphics of a game has been all the buzz around the internet and boasting to be a “WOW Killer”, which means that is will sell more copies then they black magic game, World of Warcraft.

But is the game really dangerous? At first, I thought it would be and then I started playing it with some of the inters. After a few hours we couldn’t find anything wrong with this game.

The core gameplay revolves around constructing large items our of digital blocks. Players will make buildings, trees, hearts, spacecrafts, famous NES characters and some will even put in 100 plus hours building full models of real life major cities. While snooping around on this game, I even noticed that players were very polite to each other and it seemed as there were real friendships being developed on each new world I visited.

All this building and community sounds fun huh? Until you come face to face with a 400ft phallic purple, gay powered, sin snake! That’s right! After playing 13 hours, we finally found why kids are so addicted to this game. Brainwash.

You see, the gays are tricky people and they like to come off as normal and nice human beings. But in reality, they are secretly trying to lure your children into gaydom and sin. And just like GLEE, this game seems colorful, doesn’t require much brain level to understand, love end production and doesn’t seem like it would be harmful.

Gays figured if they can subliminally insert penis’ into children’s video games, they hope that one day kids will feel so normal around gay type things, that they will be able to insert something into them.

Just like in reality you can’t have something nice without gays making i dirty. We visited some very well done Minecraft worlds, but all enjoyment was destroyed when we realized that their was a orange tinkie stick, urinating onto the cities downtown.

The gays now don’t even need to secretly post these penis’ in the game, they have now got kids so messed up, that players will spend weeks on end developing block pee pees and have competitions to see who can make the biggest and more realistic one!

No wonder this game is currently free! They want as many kids on it as possible, brainwash them, get them hooked on wieners and urinating wee wee clouds and then start charging them like crazy to feed their newly forced appetite.

Here is a chart showing the increase in gaydom of America, based on the release of homo-promo products.

I say we call the developers and demand this game be turned off!

Below is a gallery, chalk full of these digital nasties! Please have any female or young children types leave the room before viewing.

112 thoughts on “Minecraft – The Game That Teaches Kids How to Make Penis’ with Digital Blocks

  1. Paul

    Why is there a picture of WoW in there? Are minecraft and warcraft to similar you mixed them up or something?

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  2. me

    This is the worse article I’ve seen in a good while.
    Just the alpha version is free! You are ignorant. It does not teach children how to make genitals with blocks – your child has a brain and also has genitals. He might even have legos or a pencil and paper! OMG better ban him from life!

    At least I know this isn’t a genuine article. You’re not making God look bad, you’re making YOURSELF look bad, truth.

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    1. Damon

      You don’t need to be taught how to make block penises. Kids have been making penises with lego for years. This just makes it easier

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  3. RD

    Where are the facts supporting your “graph”? Or did you just pull them straight out of your ass for the umpteenth time?

    Of course people are going to make penises out of blocks in an open-ended video game. It’s because it’s considered to be such a “taboo” thing that it is hilarious, especially among young men and teenagers. A bunch of boys at my middle school used to play a game where they competed to see who could shout the word “penis” the loudest without getting caught. Funny thing, though. A good 95% of those boys were straight as could be.

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    1. NoYouCantHaveIt

      It’s just them… trust me the bible never says anything about an object being evil, be it a video game or anything else. It is the person using it and what they use it for.

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  4. Haha Jesus Died

    It’s true, I made all those penises to trick your stupid little Christian children into realizing how much more fun gay sex and worshipping the devil is than going to Church and taking communion. Sure, they might get a little thrill out of the wine at communion but in the Church of Satan we drink blood and semen!

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  5. Roy

    Minecraft is a game based on creativity, in a sense that people can make whatever they wish. The fact that they created a giant dong, is “for the lulz” and is rarely a sign of homosexuality.

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    1. James

      you know they could probably use what you just said against you. they’d probably flip that and make it into you acting as god and being sinful.

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      1. Sir Ciphered

        No, James, that’s strictly an Islamic belief. Christianity, conservative or otherwise, doesn’t see that as playing God. Only the Islamic religion does.
        Yes, they are different, but not very different…

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  6. Paul

    I heard god designed pretty much most of the universe with minecraft. He did the rest with HTML5 which is why reality is a little buggy.

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  7. Levy

    The child will make the blocky genitalia if they damn well feel like it. Damned religious idiots getting their panties in a bunch when a child that isn’t their own does something they don’t agree with. Stop forcing your sh*t down our throats.

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  8. Joel

    This is so incredibly forced I don’t know why you bothered. Are you upset that kids can buy markers and paper too? You know, it’s possible that they could draw a penis, or a butt, or a penis and a butt.

    The fact that you honestly think “the gays” are in control of Minecraft is just one more indicator that your entire worldview is completely irrelevant. The rest of us are laughing at you.

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  9. Stan

    It’s websites like this that give the rest of us Christians a bad name.

    Some people choose to create giant phallic imagery for the sole purpose of making an internet post, others play the game because it’s fun.

    I wonder where this website falls…?

    Jesus loves you, but I’m still trying.

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  10. rod

    I’m a Christian and I feel ashamed of this publication. I am an active minecraft player, and it seems obvious that the author does not understand the basic principles of how the game actually works. People create things in the game, the game does not create things itself. If you believe this game is so wrong, you should push a bill to outlaw a pencil and paper for god’s sake as you can create images with drawing. Your chart is not scientifically backed, and your logic is faulty. Please learn to do accurate research before posting junk like this that humiliates Christians, by representing Christians as oblivious, unintelligible, and non-logical.

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  11. BM

    Considering the comments, I’m surprised at all the people that are taking this guy seriously. This website pretty obviously seems like satire, and, alas, a parody of someone like my Mom ;).

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  12. loljesusdied

    xD, hahah this is the single most homophobic, hate mongering, ass-backwards site I’ve seen in a while. You claim to be Christian, in that you are to follow the teachings of Christ, yet I see HATE everywhere. And you attempt to subvert the constitution, and undermine everything we as a species have worked for. Evey one who visits this site, of their own free will should open their eyes and READ their bibles. You may discover some crap you find just as appalling as homosexuality. [/religion]

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  13. Chuck

    You know, if you told these idiots that the article was satire, they wouldn’t entertain us anymore with with their amusing posts.

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  14. Jazze

    what a nice graph you. have. it’s almost identical to mine that shows the corelation between christianity and brutal murders rising.

    as for the game itself it does not encourage anything seeing as it gives no instructions what so ever. anything that you can some how come up with comes from you own mind.
    furthermore you obviously lied when you said you played the game because if you did you would know that it is in fact not free… either that or you pirated a copy. so yeah either you admited to lieing or to breaking the law. great job moron.

    P.S. i sugest we demand that all churches be closed.

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  15. Combichrist

    Jesus.
    Fucking.
    Christ.

    I laughed so fucking hard when I read this, I find it hard to believe there are still so many close minded people that are afraid of the GAYS; its like its another COMMUNIST threat to them.

    And where the hell did you read that Minecraft would be a “WOW Killer?” Fuck.

    I also love how it is the game’s fault that retarded jackasses design large DICKs and other bullshit.

    Well now I am off to play some DnD (Dungeons and Dragons: THE DEVIL’S GAME) and some Magic: The Gathering (THE OTHER DEVIL’S GAME).

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  16. umm yall are tards

    umm, no seriously… wait… hmm… how to say this… everyone flaming needs to realize this entire site is a joke, it is parodying christians… your all massive fucktards so stupid… probably all bible thumping choir boy loving faggots

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  17. rob

    Hahahaha this site is briliant i haven’t laughed so hard in ages i love the graph of gaydom!!! this site could be the next onion

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  18. sistersuperior

    I spent 300 days constructing a minecraft Vatican City and when I was done, some goddamned ghasts fireballed it while I was making some tea for Sister Josephine.

    Forget penises, what about those ghasts?!

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  19. The Sero

    Oh this is genius. πŸ˜€

    I’ve just stumbled onto your site, and I have to say, this place is fantastic. I’m laughing as much as I do at the Onion.

    And easy commenting, thank you, thank you, so I can see people get uptight about it.

    I have a new favourite internets.

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  20. WINNING, duh

    Either some of the people who write these articles are members of the Westboro Baptist “Church” , or you are all some of the best Trolls on the internet.

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  21. WINNING, duh

    Either some of the people who write these articles are members of the Westboro Baptist “Church” , or you are all some of the best Trolls on the internet.

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  22. Let me touch them big muscly arms

    So because you can build a penis in a game where you can build ANYTHING it automatically makes it the devil, and gays are behind it all?

    Let me remind you that a penis is something NATURAL you’re BORN WITH IT, and a woman is born with a VAGINA.

    sexual objects appear in nature all the time, nothing you can do about it, just because it looks like it’s sexual doesn’t always mean its sexual. A tree grows a branch in the shape of the penis, it’s not because a gay man had his way with it, it’s quite simply because IT GREW THAT WAY.

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  23. Rudy

    By saying penises forward a gay agenda is like saying torture images like crucifixion forward a violent agenda.

    Ridiculous.
    There’s always going to be immature people who do stupid things, like draw penises for laughs or join a religion for salvation’s sake only.

    I realize I may have been trolled, but it’s nothing in comparison to the biggest troll ever: Religion.

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  24. Alexandra

    I think you’ll find that Penis should not be possessive in the title. It’s should be “Penises”, not “Penis'”.
    And since when were penises considered vulgar? You were ejaculated from one…

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  25. Tyler

    Wow! I really hope this is a joke. If not, you’re an absolute imbecile. Just because someone makes a penis on a server doesn’t mean that the “gays are gonna get you.” Penises are a fact of life and for some reason, people like to duplicated them on Minecraft.

    You yourself said that you spent THIRTEEN HOURS on the game before seeing anything. That right there should prove that Minecraft isn’t a game about making the most phallic block sculpture that you can.

    Like I said, you’re a close minded imbecile and you sir will rot in hell for your hatred of others.

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  26. Brian

    Are you an idiot or were you born or brainwashed that way?

    “Increase in gay-dom?” I checked to see if this was originally an Onion article. But it’s not.

    How could you be so dumb? Just because you can build “penises” in a game, does that mean it should be banned? You can build anything in Minecraft. It’s a sandbox game that mimics what humans had to do during the early days of civilization so you could write your idiotic article on your computer today.

    Would you feel better if people constructed giant vaginas in the game? Get real. You have been trolled by a religion your entire life. Today is Easter, a day based on Egyptian beliefs of the sun god Ra. So, essentially, you worship the Sun, because it “died”, or set, on a cross-shaped constellation called “Crux”, and was at the lowest point of the sky for *three days*, before it was “resurrected”, or “rose again”. Enjoy your stupid religion. Just like all the other ones, that all revolve around the sun being a “god”.

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  27. Jesus Died LOL

    This is the most shit-filled website on the internets. Minecraft is about survival and building, and the only thing that influenced giant penises is the perverted minds of the people who built them. This game only influences creativity, not homosexuality.

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          1. L.N

            Actually, didn’t have to, you’ve set a record for lying out your ass so much, that you couldn’t possibly be right in any way, shape, or form.

          2. Steve

            Hey Tyson? What are you going to do when Jesus comes back and sticks his boot up your ass

  28. Anka

    man you really are disturb to think that way, of course in a place of free expression you’re gonna find penises, it doesn’t mean you’re gay, look for instance, you have a penis, it doesn’t mean you’re gay. But what you’re suggesting is that children should be kept inside the house, never letting them outside so they would never hear or see anything perverted, that’s just madness you fool.
    be rationnal at least once in your life

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  29. Mysterymeato

    subliminal messages don’t work in the way this argument implies
    showing an image doesn’t invoke a want for shown object
    subliminal messaging brings a craving to the front of the mind
    let’s say you are watching a movie
    in one shot, off to the side of one shot, the pepsi logo is shown
    this causes the subconscious mind to remember the sensations caused by drinking pepsi, as the subconscious mind processes peripheral thoughts and inputs
    if the viewer does not know what pepsi is, or does not recognize the logo, then the image is processed with all the other peripheral inputs
    if the image is recognized,and the viewer enjoys pepsi or would like to try pepsi, craving is induced
    the only way your argument would work is if children playing this game had already associated penises and other phallic objects with pleasure

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  30. Anonymous

    You are so right, Tyson. In my opinion you should visit this gay coders at home and cut their “sticks” of. If Jesus had played Minecraft, he would be turning in his grave. We can just hope that Satan will take the gays, the game developers and the freedom of imagination with his purple dildos back to hell. And please don’t forget to send every female or child out of the room.

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  31. William Rimshine

    In the context you’ve written it, it’s spelled “penises” to denote plurality. (Penis’ denotes possession, as in belonging to the penis).

    Maybe you should hire a proof reader?

    Praise be to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

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  32. Lololtrollololol

    Are you all seriously getting angry over an article on a satirical website?

    People these days…

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  33. Bob

    Let me teach you something about the internet. These people are called “Trolls”. They do these things on purpose, not subliminally. They do it to anger people like you. You’re reading a bit to much into this.

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  34. faggot

    Really? What the hell is wrong with people these days….. cant you find something better to do with your time? Im gay and because of psycos like you people believe that its not ok to be this way. Its not a choice and you cant choose what you like, dont even get into that. if someone turns out gay its not because of an 8-bit video game its because they are born that way.

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  35. John

    You are insane. And ridiculous. Children draw penis’s and vagina’s on their notebooks in middle school without being brainwashed by ‘the evil gays’ into doing so, and have been doing so as long as civilization has provided the means. The internet is just the new pen and paper. Personally, I think it takes a sicker mind to go looking for something like this than to have the idea and humor of it pop into their mind.

    Gay does not mean child molester, I have several gay friends who I would trust my children’s life with. You, on the other hand, I wouldn’t trust to grade high school English papers… work on your grammar before you start posting hate online. At least make it look professional if you insist on spreading it.

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  36. The Realist

    You people and your way of filling peoples minds with propaganda like this, you should be ashamed… You must be so homophobic that you can’t even keep eyecontact with yourself in the mirror. Kids should choose their own path, if they are homosexual you should support them, otherwise you’re a terrible parent. Studies have shown that those who are homophobic are often trying to cover up their homosexuality. So I’m guessing that all of you who writes this shit, are homosexuals yourselfs… Come out of the shadows and admit your sexual identety, you will feel much better then living in these lies.

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  37. Kyle de la Calzada

    You sir are a disgrace to humanity. Are you such an ignorant hate monger that just because some kids think a picture of a penis is funny means this is some great scam by the gay community? I’m not sure how such a homophobic mess like you is breathing, but I would very much appreciate it if you stopped. And if you seriously believe that the gay community really appears out of gay products, you are fucking blind. The gay community is on the rise because people are not as ignorant as they were many years back and more accepting of them. You think someone in the closet 40 years ago would willingly come out when he may lose everyone he cares about? They, or should I say we as I myself am bisexual, as the gay community have always been here and always will. Deal with it

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  38. RabidKiwi

    This troll of a website really makes me laugh. Truly a job well done, my fellow trolls! Keep it up, as articles like these just make me laugh my ass off.

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    1. coolgaltw

      I knew I wasn’t the only one. Especially reading the comments, dang, I laughed my ass off when I read the MLP article. I’m a brony, a huge fan, but I laughed hard. xD

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  39. Aowf

    I’m sorry that you see cocks everywhere you look, but that doesn’t make it a conspiracy, that just means you think about cock way too much.

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  40. Trevon

    As a fellow Christian myself and also a minecraft player, I find that minecraft is a great game to play with family and friends. It is a good way to connect with my family that I don’t get to see all of the time. In no way is this game “brainwashing” our children. If you want to be absolutely that technical, you can find something wrong with absolutely everything. For example, in the Disney movie Bambi, Bambi’s father is never around hence it is a bad example on how to be a father and therefore should not be watched. That is the extent of your logic when judging this game. This is simply a game about imagination and it is your fault as a parent and no one else if your child is making a penis with little blocks. In this day and age, parents have to be more open about sex because they will find out some way or another. Whether a child learns about sex from their parents or from their friends at school, they will learn about all of that stuff at some point in their life. You cannot shelter your kids from the world. All men have penises even Christian men and the Bible says that we were made in God’s image. Oh yes and another thing, Jesus hang out with evildoers because he loved them. He did not love their sin but He still loved them.

    People like you that call yourselves “Christians” are easily associated with Westbro Baptist Church. You give Christians a bad name. You are the reason people cringe when they hear the word Baptist.

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  42. No One

    You are not a christian, you are a pervert that probably had a little to much “fun” with the priest,
    Stop shoving your ridiculous reviews down our throat and get back to caging up your “Holy” christian children.

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  43. youreallidiots

    I’m considering writing a book about morons who think websites like this and the onion are real. Oh, Christians, I know research and reason isn’t your forte, but at least google “is christwire fake” before you post on here…you’re just fueling my laughter.

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  44. madyoubro

    I am not sure that you get minecraft. People that make ridiculous things such as penises and sexual positions do it for a laugh, not because they are gay.Also, it could be a thing called trolling,which I am sure you do not get. It looks like you are mad Tyson Bowers and Anonymous(Random Hardcore Baptist Church)..Why you mad bro..MAD YOU BRO!

    LONG LIVE MINECRAFT AND LONG LIVE NOTCH AND SEANANNERS,THE TRUE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

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  45. Fun Hole

    You call minecraft gay and sinful when your own religion is fucked up and your own clergy touches little boys.

    I guess making dicks is bad, but grabbing them is OK for you.

    Go grab one.

    Also, you rail against making dicks and homosexuality…and 11/12 of the pictures here have a penis as the central feature. Must be from your private stash of gay pr0n.

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  46. freeMind

    With minecraft you can also made cross, so what’s the problem? Is not minecraft, is the people that use it that like penis.
    Good for them.
    You like cross, a symbol of pain for the son of god, and I like cake, a symbolo of ehm… cake…
    You will made in minecraft a church online and I will made a confectionery :3
    I know that you like attack the “others” but we are not sons of god, the sons of god have eat an apple, try to kill his son(do you know of what I’m talking about), ride the dinosaurs.
    We only live to love each others πŸ˜‰ think about it be modest!

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  47. coco

    i’m surprised why people think this is even real. the content is so outrageous that it deserves a google search. and one of those is gonna tell you that this site is NOT real. its a satire. heck, look at the products this site is selling. and don’t let me get started with the google ads. people who keep on complaining here either have a) no common sense or b) too stupid to use theirs.

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    1. Tyson Bowers IIIAdam Nelson Post author

      There is nothing wrong with branding sinners and I don’t find anything funny about any of this. The liberals are literally destroying America and your little retards who try to water down the message that needs to get out their need to go back to the middle ages of ignorance where you belong.

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  48. BUTTFUCK ASSNIPPLES

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    1. namaste

      i can tell you. so can google. its satire. so laugh along with the few people who see it. seriously, who could be THIS consistently crazy? i’ve seen some crazy religious shit, but not an entire website of zealot nuttiness. spoof, and obviously a fucking good one, because it actually makes people think its REAL. oh good lord, help us all (no pun intended, i was totally taking the lord’s name in vain. for funsies).

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  49. Someone To Know

    The penises you saw on Minecraft are just for comic relief, not as a part of some evil agenda that is mentioned on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE!

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  50. Jack. S

    Despite the obvious stupidity of the person that wrote this article, my only main quarrel is that they should LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL CHECK. A-fucking-men.

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  51. Josh

    Is this a joke? I hope it is. Minecraft is not free, only the trial/skimpy alpha is free. Also, the game does not teach you to do anything. If you sat there and asked yourself “Hmmm…what can I do in this game to make it seem wrong…oh, I know, you could make a giant penis!” then you have issues. Is your child also evil because he’s got a sin snake down there? I bet you let him have Popsicles. Are you encouraging him to love fellatio? Finding people are going to find wrong in everything. Everything. If you want to say that it’s evil because someone somewhere can relate it to a penis or anything else then you are braindead and hopeless.

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  52. Jessica

    The game was only free for one weekend when paypal closed Notch’s account (as so many people wre buying the same suddenly they though he was stealing from banks, but wasnt)

    However… Its called immaturaty, ‘cos guess what most people who play the game are under 14.

    I play the game since 14/01/11 and have never encounted a giant penis, so i assume you were REALY trying hard to find a sinner. people of minecraft are kind and the such, ‘cos thats what human being are truly underneath. however i dont think you are.

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  53. Pale Rider

    I’m all for bashing faggots, but don’t bring Mincraft into it. You may also want to proofread before you post, no one can actually take you seriously with as many errors as you have there.

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  54. You fuckhead

    Fusk off you homophobic cunt, Its a fucking game, and an amazing game at that. Oddly enough young teenagers will make a cock out of anything they can find in any game. Do everyone a favor and fuck off and die in a hole.

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  55. Michael

    What website is this? Are you serious? Perhaps we should contact your developers and demand that this website be turned off!

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  56. This is not true

    ok peopl every item on this post is false all items were probably pre made by THEM making them the penis making grievers also it’s not free it never was it is 21$ and is soon going up to forty because of the release Christians can make any innocent free loving item or game in to what they call a sin this article is the worst I have seen in a long time.

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    1. mc-hippy

      Wow people, relax, seriously. If someone doesn’t show love, you should show them Love and this is not even serious. I think this thing shows how hateful people are towards hate. It’s fighting fire with fire, it doesn’t work. So let’s just all chill out and show the world what Love is all about!

      <3

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  57. god

    That-a boy Tyson, you’re browsing for dick images just like I wrote down in the book of facts. right next to evolution, and how lesbians are awseome.

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  59. coolgaltw

    I want to get the writers to reply to me. Does that mean I need to make a troll-for-troll comment?
    …Man, how do you even do that?

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