MSI Computers Support the Gay Agenda With Laptop Butt Sex

With my return to the golden gates of the Christ Wire ranch after 3 months of my personal book tour entitled “The Fire’s of Hell That Burn The Homosexual RaceĀ  is Hotter Than Summer.” I turn on my computer and the first thing I see is this video sent to me by our senior web screen Tristan with a video entitled “Guy Catches Laptops with his Butt.”

PURE HOMO GAY CHILD PORN IS WHAT THIS IS!

This video does nothing but promote the homo gay agenda and making it look ok and funny to shove laptops up young children’s wibble shooters! I bet the technology homoites in San Fagsico have this video playing 24/7 on their big screens, while they rub eachother’s twinkie sticks together.

I’m thinking that now MSI stands for Man Son Intercourse!

How is this video funny? This is nothing short of a gay childen porn video!

Look, they have a childen for each type of homo molester. The boys are all clean cut and nicely fit (this is how the homos fantasize about young targets.) And they are smiling while they toss laptops into eachothers sin cracks.

I’m writing a long letter to MSI tonight and also going to contact the parents of the children in this video. I bet they were drugged by some leather wearing mustache homo.

Enough is enough homos!

15 thoughts on “MSI Computers Support the Gay Agenda With Laptop Butt Sex

  1. Tyson Bowers IIITyson Bowers III Post author

    How is that staged? It is young boys being forced to throw laptops at each others sin holes!

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  2. Wayward23

    even if that video was real (which it’s not) the physices, while not impossibe, would take an incredible amount of skill plus the material of the suits they were wearing would make it more dificult cause the material streaches and would be difficult to grip with your ass.

    get a life.

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  3. I touched Claire

    This is racist! Why is only the white dude taking it in the ass? If ity were equal shouldn’t the black dude be taking it in the ass too? Damn! The hustling bastard doesn’t even give a reach around!

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  4. Oliver

    this video isnt real, it isnt even by MSI. ITS NOT EVEN SEX… Its just stupid boys trying to be funny (which they obviously aren’t), parodying the fact that the MSI Wind (which is what the laptop is called) is way thinner than most laptops… its basically a pc rip off of a MacBook Air… They’re not even kids, they’re adults, so therefore its not CHILD PORN or even gay… Gay means they have a sexual attraction to the same sex, which they probably dont…

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  5. Heather Miller

    I’m thinking CGI (would be easiest), velcro and foamboard laptops (only way I can think of that it would stick with no visible impression between the cheeks) or just …

    You know what? It’s a joke. Deal with it.

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  6. Unrepentant Homosexual

    I didn’t even watch this video because even though I am gay (and quite proud of being born that way), being gay has nothing at all to do with wanting to have sex with boys or wanting to watch porn or even to have buttsex (in fact I think buttsex is dirty and gross, but whatever… a lot of heteros engage in that type of activity so who am I to judge?). Anyway it’s late and I have to get up early to go to church so I can pray for all the evil hypocritical heterosexuals who persecute us innocent gay people.

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  7. el polacko

    the well-trained sphincter of the unrepentant homosexual will be no match for the devil’s pitchfork as it thrusts in and out..and in.. and out.. of his tight, muscular buns for all eternity !

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