NAACP Bans White Children From Having Grape Kool-Aid Stands, Deemed Racist

6722938721_c23f7746f6_z-300x183Troubling news has rocked middle class America today after a judge in Livingston, Alabama ruled on a lawsuit filed by The NAACP that, white children selling Kool-Aid is racist. The NAACP claims that white children serving Kool-Aid, especially Grape Kool-Aid is a direct form of violent racism. They also claim white parents are the ones creating Kool-Aid stands to secretly develop racist tendencies within their children. When asked how this is a form of racist, The NAACP sent a statement saying:

White folks know that black children love Kool-Aid and know that Grape Kool-Aid is even more adored by black kids. These whites setup traps to lure those black children into their suburbs so their community can point and look at them like they are some kind of zoo animal. They might as well ask them if they want some watermelon or grits with their Kool-Aid for an extra $.25. How would whites feel if us black people allowed our children to open up caviar stands in our hoods, just so we could get little white children to come into our area so we can point and laugh at them?

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