New Camera To Scan Asian Faces For Signs Of Communist Ties

Ever wanted to know if the Pokemon collecting family down the street has secret ties to plot the next Pearl Harbor bombing? Want to know if Mr. and Mrs. Wong Tong pray to a sickle and a hammer? Well now with huge advancements in technology you can simply capture a photo of the side eyes and digital technologies within your camera can scan them for any signs of red commie blood.

The new camera works in a very simple way. The camera snaps a photo of the yellow tail and scans their faces through a database of known communist. If a match comes back positive, a red square will frame around their face and the location of the photo and the image itself is uploaded to your nearest homeland security office.

What is so ingenious about this technology is, that Asians love to take photos. You see them do it all the time. 90% of photos upload to the internet are of Asians. Now we have a way to monitor them, by using their daily actions against them.

This technology must be extremely advanced, as we all know every one of these little Kamikazes look exactly alike. Thank God for our nerds! Now if we could only make some heat seeking homo missiles.

16 thoughts on “New Camera To Scan Asian Faces For Signs Of Communist Ties

  1. MeAwesome

    Thank you for sharing this technology. While travelling I allways see Asians in groups, all with large cameras and Hello Kitty paraphernalia. Ive allways wondered what they were up to speaking in unamerican tounges. Did you ever notice how much they smoke? It must be some kind of smoke signals.

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    1. christian

      MeAwesome, these are not the words of wisdom that you speak. you dare to mock a creation of God? Asians are made in God’s Image. You dare to mock the image of GOD, tearing down a human creature that He created? This is as the sin of murder, in your heart.

      Repent of your hatred against God’s creatures and turn to the Eternal Grace that is the love of Jesus for all men and women. Love all creatures and die as a sheep to the slaughter as Jesus did. Are you better than HE?

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  2. Blanche Beecham

    Whenever I get my nails done the Asians I encounter are very polite; but as the Reverend Julius Bishop teaches – we need to be ever mindful of the communist threat. The massage chairs are used to relax your capitalist muscle tissue so your mind is open to their sneaky ways. They say they are “business owners” but we few with knowledge are fully aware of the real intent – take over of our communities.

    I am very interested in this technology and how it can help stop this threat.

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    1. christian

      we need to be mindful of making sure the teachings we receive are in direct alignment with what Jesus is teaching in the New Testament over anything else… I do not think many of these hateful words are in alignment with what paul requires of real Christians in Romans, Avts, Ephesians and 1 & 2 Corinthians and exhort my brothers and sisters to be mindful of false prophets. follow Jesus. praise His name. Glorify HIM. Love your neighbor. Be humble and peaceful in the Eyes of the Lord.

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    2. christian

      Blanche, you need to spend some time on your knees before the Lord of Mercy, Jesus. You should not be having these negative feelings directed at God’s creatures. God is love, and inasmuch as this is missing from your life and viewpoint, you are distant from Him. Seek Him. You will find happiness and Joy when you are there.

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  3. Popanator

    Off topic but inmportant. My vagina itches. I mean REALLY itches. It is dripping out some cottage cheese like substance. I tasted it and it tastes better than cottage cheese but smells like tuna. I’m my own cottage cheese factory. COOL!

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    1. christian

      well you should turn your abilities to positive debate and logical viewpoints, but I understand your frustration. it is really quite unbelievable. I am thinking this is the online forum of some local cult in a small town somewhere. A place where the charismatic speaker has hijacked the message of the Word of God and is committing heresy and becoming a false prophet. Woe to such a person.

      Follow the Bible only. The love of the New Testament.

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  4. Tyson Bowers IIIChristianCrusader Post author

    You can never tell if Charlie is but a child or a harderened, bitter adult. I have very much respect for our Vietnam vets and how they could tell the Ho Chi Minh’s from the Ho Chi boys is amazing if not a testament to the sharp eye of our wrongly forgotten war heroes.

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    1. christian

      I agree brother, but turn your harsh words to the edification and praise of Jesus of Nazareth. Worship Him and be consumed in the knowledge He has granted His Children Eternal Life! Be Joyful before him and give Him praise!

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  5. Captain Obvious

    You just pulled that off of the art of trolling. Not only that, but it’s a shop. A good shop, but still a shop.

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  6. Millennium

    errr what pearl harbour as to do with communist ??

    the japanese was an empire (a monarchy in case you are too stupid to know what is it )

    also USA doesn’t have a database of “well know communist” and this “technology you speak off is when people Blink ( move if you prefer ) the square will turn red showing that someone actually Moved

    but I guess you know that no ?

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  7. derjuden

    I’d like to point out to all those that read this site. One of the ad banners on this site is for Asiandating.com “date hot single asians” but this article is about finding Asian spies ie we hate asians… Just food for thought for all those that support this site.

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  8. christian

    ARE YOU SERIOUS???

    GOD CREATED ASIANS TOO!!

    Brothers and sisters, do not be misled. LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR!

    PRAISE JESUS! HE IS LOVE AND LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN! BRING THE ASIANS TO JESUS!

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  9. realist

    Why not just eliminate all question and take your swastica armband out of your pocket and put it on? You fascist bastard.

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