Ninja Turtles Are Turning Our Young Females Into Whore Sluts

A new terror for future house wives has shown it’s face. The popular karate cartoon “Teenager Ninja Turtles” has secretly been brainwashing young females into dressing up like little devil whores to tempt young boys into performing sex acts with them before marriage.

It is now clear that each turtle was showing girls how to sinfully perform sex hand moves on men’s flesh rods and also showing them how to dress slutty.

Examples:

Ralph used two Japanese knifes as his weapon, so this was showing girls how to demon hack two male parts at once.

Donald used a long stiff wooden staff, which was teaching girls to play with black demon snakes.

Lenard used a two Chinese sword which was telling girls to allow boys inside not just the baby door, but also their sewer hole at the same time.

Michael was famous for his numbed chucks, which telling girls to become what college kids call “spinners”.

Who would of ever thought just a innocent cartoon could cause some much harm to our future home makers?

MY PROOF

A secret porno video made for die hard Ninja Turtle fans:

Another video that teaches kids a sing along to use the internet for porn:

Here is a gallery of smut loving college girls dressed up like heathen turtles:

66 thoughts on “Ninja Turtles Are Turning Our Young Females Into Whore Sluts

  1. Blanche Beecham

    Tyson,

    As you know, I’ve always lived by the creed of “Unfortunately, everyone must live.” It is in line with my faith and has served me well these many years.

    But I will not abide these turtle things in my home. Aside from turning our children into self-pleasure seeking zealots, turtles are sly and filthy creatures.

    Again, you are a master of journalism and we are indebted to you for sharing your many gifts with the internets.

    Praise be,
    BB

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      1. Haha

        Yea because when I was a kid I use to tickle my “sewer hole” while I watched teenage mutant ninja turtles. It was like porn for me. I still do. You guys are disgusting perverts turning something so innocent into something vulgar. You’re going to hell you twisted freak. You judge so much when only god can judge. What you come up with is perverted I think you’re the one who thinks of all this dirty stuff. Sicko!

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  2. MeAwesome

    I looked over these photos a whole lot, probably for an hour. Thanks for reminding me to not let my daughter go out tonight.

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  3. Michael Khan

    This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read. I pray to Christ to invent a time machine so I can get the last two minutes of my life back. If the ninja turtles were alive back in jesus’s time maybe he wouldn’t have been crucified. Cowabunga.

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  4. MeAwesome

    Khan,
    Yes I completley agree. That third to last picture is particulary disturbing.Without him dying, we woulnt be saved.

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    1. Michael Khan

      Hey,
      Please do not twist my words. The ninja turtles are very awesome. That picture is only disturbing if you are judgemental. Please get off your high horse. Jesus did not die for our sins. He died because of the ignorance of people like you. Please do not waste the time god has given you to attack cartoon turtles. Instead maybe focus your energy on being less lame. God bless.

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    2. Blanche Beecham

      It is as if these young people do not have parents.

      To truly protect your children from the world, there are two things you must do in addition to limiting internet access, monitoring them constantly, and taking them to church. First, you must cut their hair at home and second, make their clothes. Sure they may be social outcasts, but you won’t find their picture on PornHub.

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      1. eeb

        wow, ever seen the virgin sucides? thats gonna be your kids..by the way howmany girls actally watch the ninja tutles? seems like a show little boys would like, and how often do dirt whores tempt good men? isnt it usually somehorny guy trying t take advantageof a young girl, i really doubt theye are abunch of halfnaked women running around tryingto force themselves on some good christan boys

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  5. Millennium

    it’s confirmed you are stupid all the Bunch of you

    I won,t even waste my time saying why you are stupid look into mirror you will see why

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    1. The Comedian

      Isn’t the important part what the characters stand for, not what species they are or what race they are? The Ninja Turtles were pretty much all about ‘saving the day, don’t do drugs’, and stuff like that, I fail to see your point of ‘turtles don’t make good role models’ whatsoever when we’re talking about a freakin’ cartoon show about a bunch of turtles who can walk, talk, and fight crime.

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        1. The Comedian

          Again, we’re talking about a bunch of fictional characters that are pretty much only turtles by name and similarities. Kids look up to the Ninja Turtles as good guys and whatnot, they don’t care about actual turtles since actual turtles don’t practice ninjitsu or whatever. You’re trying to equate real life with fiction Stevie, and you like to say that other people can’t tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not.

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  6. Popanator

    MMmmm…. Turtles make me so hawnee! I like to put on in my vag and one in my poo hole and have a major turdgasm. They look so hawt when they fuck, because the stick out their toung like my daddie does. MMMMMMMmmmmmm………

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  7. MooGooGuyPan

    I have been perusing this here sight for a bit, and I must say that this is either the biggest parody site of Christian beliefs in the world (albeit pretty accurate, from all the Christians I have ever known) or a not-so-cleverly disguised site that provides both vocabulary lessons, so that one need look no further for new ways to say things and photographic masturbatory material for the oh-so-pious, holier-than-thou, vindictive, judgmental, closet perverts that call themselves followers of Christ. I am inclined to think it is the latter, rather than the former.

    Peace out, suckers!

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  8. The Girl

    I think I lost a few brain cells because I read this crap you call article. Your lack of knowledge of the Faith is saddening. Funny how, I grew up the turtles and haven’t turned into a “whore slut”. Your reasoning behind this is so sickening. I pray to the Lord above to forgive you for your lack of knowledge of your religion.

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  9. christian

    jajajja i laugh about this!! jajajaj this is bull shit, god doesnt exist, and the christian moral its bull shit!! jajajaj ATHEIST ARE THE PERFECT PEOPLE. JESUSCHRIST WAS A SOCIALIST AND COMUNIST!! learn some history christians made of shit!! science rules!!!

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  10. Jack

    This is crazy…
    Really come on a cartoon causing young females to turn into sluts?
    This is just pure Christian propaganda. The Ninja Turtles are awesome and always will be.

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  11. Lee

    A costume isn’t going to magically make a girl a whore. She has to have that mindset already and is looking for attention.

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  12. Lawlirl

    Is this Tyson dude serious? He must have really dirty fantasies if he thinks that two chinese swords encourage sex in both holes. Seriously, that is fucking ridiculous, actually made me laugh. Imo you should get a life asap, heard they’re on sale @ ebay.

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  13. Angel

    you guys are idiots lol, that internet is for porn song was FAN MADE lol the creators of ninja turtles didnt make it
    omg you guys hahahahhaha
    silly christians

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  14. Guy Incognito

    I could give two tugs that people actually believe this site is real, but for fucks sake, no one has mentioned that the author didn’t even get the turtles’ names right?!? Oh and if anyone actually believes this site is real should probably realize that the Ninja Turtles are going to have about as much affect on someone’s daughter get premaritally fucked as it does on Albert Odulele’s status as a pederast.

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  15. LoveChrist Hatefakechristians

    Dear mister Tyson,

    Are you insane? My God please help the people who believe this!
    I am a teenage girl from The Netherlands, and guess what? I am christian but I also love the Ninja Turtles! But am I a “whore” or a “slut”? NO! HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME THAT? I don’t know how it’s over there but in my country, most girls never even watched the series.. it’s more of a boys thing. But I know it because my brother always watched it.
    Sir, I think you’re a very sick minded person, how dare you to call yourself a Christian when your that ignorant. Because of you I have very dirty and wrong images in my brain, “Ralph used two Japanese knifes as his weapon, so this was showing girls how to demon hack two male parts at once.” Seriously? How could you even think of that?? Now you have injected my young mind with this dirty stuff, is that what you wanted?

    May God forgive you.

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  16. Jesuslovesmethisiknow

    Amen! About time someone verified my suspicions of these evil reptilian demons with there split tongues and their evil violent ways, performing evil oriental devil tricks and persuading our God fearing girls to wear yellow jumpsuits and dine with rodents in sewers. Our children need to be persuaded to eat supper with put families in the name of the holy ghost not eating greasy slices of pizza, of that’s what it really is. Satan has got a hold of our sweet children and from now on my son Joshua is no longer allowed to eat pizza, watch those Buddha worshipping homosexual reptiles while he lives under my roof. Oh no! Praise the lord! My son ain’t gonna be lead by temptation. And for punishment I had him watch three hours of that heathen filth so he can get it out of his system!

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    1. Haha

      You’re a fucking bitch. Pizza is awesome and you took that away from him. I’d slap you in the mouth like the bitch you are if you were my mother. Ninja turtles are awesome and you suck at life. Take your religion and shove it up your gaping asshole, you fucking ninja turtle nazi!

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  17. Sunday Morning Soldier

    LoveChrist Hatefakechristians, I for one am greatly saddened by what you have told us her today. It is for the young that the truth of our sinful and Satan lead society can be the hardest. However this is a necessary evil for informed is forewarned and forwarned is forarmed. focus on the bible. Let his word be injected unto you. Let the mighty erections of his churches fill your sight and the shudder of his mighty bell penetrate your ears. It is tugged at by Christians like yourself

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  18. the demon under your bed

    this is y we need a Christianity Holocaust the jew’s got killed bye the millions the learned the Muslims died by the crusades and now with the iraq war so now we need to do the same to Christianity cuz your got your head so high in the air thinking your the best and someone need to kill you off maybe after that u will stop trying to tell ppl what to do and how to do it

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  19. Anne

    I used to watch that show, and I’m not like any of those girls now. I bet half those girls haven’t even watched the movies or anything. Just because they’re sluts, doesn’t mean the show did that to them.

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  20. Nuke

    This is one of the most outrageous things I have ever heard of in my life… The video that I watched has NOTHING to do even with Ninja turtles, someone put ninja turtles to a song that is actually related to a parody of sesame street called Ave. Q which is actually for ADULTS!
    Second of all I couldn’t watch the first video because it was taken down but if it’s anything like the way you botched the other video I wouldn’t be surprised if you got that wrong too.
    Next the fact that girls dress up for Halloween is on them, not on the Ninja Turtles, Girls dress up as sexy everything now days, if a woman dresses up in a sexy nurse outfit are you going to condemn nursing too?!
    Your claims are not valid at all and maybe you should do some other research and use common sense and logic other than wasting everyone’s time with your insane and invalid remarks.
    By the way, I am Christian and it’s no wonder people who don’t believe don’t come to Christ when you pull stupid things out of your butt with no research at all.
    DO A BETTER JOB!

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      1. freerider

        …did you not understand a word ..you know what nevermind you should pay more attention to what people say harold or it may come back and nip you in the bud

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  21. Tyson Bowers IIIPublicOutrage Post author

    They’re simply selling merchandise. If young women chose to dress up like that, well they dress like that. Its not teaching them anything. Your sick mind is making all that crap up. Also, they never use their weapons. Second, You got the names wrong. Its “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and their names are:

    1. Leonardo (Leo)
    2. Raphael (Raph)
    3. Michelangelo (Mike, Mikey)
    4. Donatello (Don, Donny)

    I’m sure now you realize that all this nonsense is a figment of your psycho imagination.
    YOU STAND CORRECTED.

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  22. Nacht Krähe

    They’re called nun-chucks, not numbed chucks. There are many problems with this article, but that one bothered me the most. Use proper english please?

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  23. THE REALIST

    YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKING INSANE! READ A BOOK! GET LIVES! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE WHICH, BY THE WAY, HAS NOT A THING TO DO WITH THE LIFE OF JESUS CHRIST. STOP BEING BRAINWASHED BY RIGHT WING IDIOT FAKE CHRISTIANS AND AQUIRE BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. alexistukov

    do you honestly believe this? are there really people out there who are that FUCKING stupid? i normally don’t rage at extremists, but GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. anyone who actually believes all this shit must be retarded. and PLEASE respond to this. i would love to debate any issue you think is perverted and screwed up about the world. oh yea, i’m an atheist.

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