Political Hot or Not

Below is a few polls I have created in order to show the difference between a sophisticated, intelligent, Christian, Republican woman and a close minded, hateful, anti Jesus, man hating liberal lesbian. Notice how each Republican woman has a certain glow to them and how a dark cloud is always hanging about the lefty liberal’s head.

NEWS


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DAUGHTER


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RUNNING MATE


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BLOGGER


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RADIO HOST

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MOVIE STAR

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ROCKSTAR

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66 thoughts on “Political Hot or Not

  1. The Comedian

    Because if you want rigged polls and bullshit, accept no substitute! Join Christwire today!

    God I love everyone else here, ‘cept for Stevie.

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  2. MeAwesome

    Tyson, Thank you for sharing this. As allways you make some fine points. I will print the pictures and cut them in half, using the right side as bookmarks for my readings and the left for the bird cage.

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  3. Herb Shallot

    In defense of Susan Saranrap, she once was sexy, although most God fearing people wouldn’t have seen her in the morally offensive movie “Rocky Picture Horror Show” so I don’t think she will get any votes. At least she was attracted to men in that movie, although those men wore makeup and fishnet stockings and high heels.

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  4. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

    I’m not a lesbian, but I will comment on the photos anyway.

    1: Megyn Kelly looks like a slut and spells her first name like a pornstar would. I thought you were against women dressing like sluts, especially women in positions of importance (Fox News host).

    2. You have a problem with small-breasted women there, Tyson? Or do you simply prefer the picture of McCain because the expression on her face says: “I want to suck your cock”?

    3. Lamarche at least has some humility and isn’t constantly showing off her body like Palin is. I thought you were opposed to women showing so much skin?

    5. If either of them looks like a lesbian, it’s Inghram.

    6. You realize that Sarandon has a good 20 years on Locklear, right?

    Here’s Locklear’s mug shot, by the way:
    [img]http://www.arrested.com/mugs/Images/heather_locklear.jpg[/img]

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      1. RD

        -claps hands together-

        I know! Tyson, you go and prove that what Claire said is false! Give us some facts, some sources! Let me know what you come up with, eh?

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  5. RD

    Maybe it’s just me, but I actually find intelligence and competence to be far sexier than just a bunch of revealing clothing and breasts. And I’m a lesbian, so…. -shrugs-

    And, Tyson? Want me to go find pictures to refute yours? All it takes is a quick Google Image search to find attractive photos and, conversely, unattractive ones.

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  6. Ty Bowers IV

    Other than Meghan McCain (whom I once sold meth to, then begged me to go anal on her), none of those chicks are as attractive as my beautiful girlfriend:
    [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mdL8gh9723o/TOL_UVIB0II/AAAAAAAAAG8/SEz5HTU4mmI/s1600/kalm.jpg[/img]

    Hey Dad, she’s going to be moving in for a while until her section 8 paperwork sorts out.

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      1. Tyson Bowers IIITyson Bowers III Post author

        Claire, you are just jealous because you will never blossom into a beautiful women. Don’t take you anger out on the pretty people of the world.

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        1. RD

          Actually, Claire is a gorgeous young woman.

          Mostly because she isn’t a cock-sucking slut like the ones you and your contemporaries prefer.

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    1. RD

      Meanwhile, look at their photos and realise that they are showing far more cleavage and skin than the ones you claim to be “un-chaste”! Remarkable!

      Because, the look I see in the eyes of the “chaste” women? It’s all about sex. Not so chaste after all.

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  7. Tyson Bowers IIIChristianCrusader Post author

    RD, you are a blood libeler. None of the people in these pictures are necessarily peddling sex and you have put them on trial without substantiation, a common tactic of the young liberal generation.

    What you can see in the eyes of each person is a more of sorts to their souls, if you are have a proper heart and mind. And in these pictures, you can generally tell which young woman was brought up in a more moral household and has adhered to a lifestyle befitting good values and decency.

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    1. RD

      Bull-fucking-shit.

      …Wait. Did you just call me a “blood libeler”?

      So, now you’re comparing my preference for the liberal women [who you and your ilk show as “unattractive”] and my argument that I don’t see anything “chaste” in the right-wing women’s eyes to the murder of Jews?

      Wow. Are you that much of an idiot? That’s not only wrong on so many levels, including moral ones, but mentally as well. Just because your beloved Sarah Palin used that comparison [incorrectly, I might add, as many have called her out on] does NOT make that even remotely okay to say to anyone who dares disagree with your views.

      And, what’s a “lifestyle befitting good values and decency”? Because, in most cultures, including Christian ones, that entails not spewing libel, lies, and accusations at anyone and everyone.

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    2. The Comedian

      And if a picture of a liberal woman wearing the exact same outfits in the exact same pose was posted, your response would be ‘she’s a whore’, now shut up and go play in the corner.

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    3. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

      “What you can see in the eyes of each person is a more of sorts to their souls, if you are have a proper heart and mind. And in these pictures, you can generally tell which young woman was brought up in a more moral household and has adhered to a lifestyle befitting good values and decency.”

      So…Megyn Kelly showing off her mammoth cleavage, ridiculous amount of eye makeup, and posing with an expression that says “I just got plowed by two white guys and a black guy with a giant cock” is somehow indicative of her supposedly “good values and decency”? I fail to see your logic there.

      The same with Meghan McCain. She’s wearing a shirt that displays her giant breasts and has a look on her face that says “I participated in Megyn Kelly’s gangbang”. Yeah, very moral.

      Palin, as usual, is showing off the body that she for some reason thinks is ridiculously attractive. Yeah, very humble there, Sarah.

      Heather Locklear, in addition to giving the world a massive cleavage shot, has been arrested for a hit and run in California. Your very own Fox News has the story:
      http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/21/actress-heather-locklear-arrested-hit-run/

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    4. Adam Nelson

      If “blood libel” weren’t in the news recently you never would’ve come up with that phrase on your own. We are not impressed.

      At least you follow current events, but don’t try to come off as intelligent by saying you can read a person’s soul by looking into their eyes.

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  8. Tyson Bowers IIIChristianCrusader Post author

    Tell that to the liberal Claire, who has posted up above and is trying to judge based upon clothing and not upon the subtle details of true morality you can see when looking deep into the countenance.

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    1. RD

      To quote you:

      “And in these pictures, you can generally tell which young woman was brought up in a more moral household and has adhered to a lifestyle befitting good values and decency.”

      We’re arguing that we DON’T see that in the women you claim to be “chaste” or “moral”, especially since EVERY SINGLE PICTURE of them in this article involves them in some slutty, sexualized pose and/or outfit.

      Besides that, it’s a two-way street. You’re the ones saying that “liberal” women are ugly and “unmoral” simply based on pictures. Unflattering ones, even. Want me to go find some that could really stand up against your “chaste” women? It’d be the work of a minute.

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    2. Adam Nelson

      The difference, my obtuse friend, is that Claire doesn’t profess to be a Christian encouraging others to walk the walk she does. You and your kind on this board, however, DO profess to be Christians and encourage others to think/act/behave as you do.

      Live the whole life of a Christian or shut up.

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  9. Tyson Bowers IIIChristianCrusader Post author

    Nelson, the problem is that you have likely not accepted Christ in your heart. I can tell it in my guts from the feeling of your posts: angry, misleading and always in support of disorder and chaos. You an get a good meter of people when you have allowed Christ into your heart. Do not think Heaven is all about forgiveness: while everyone can be forgiven, those who choose to dwell in sin and refuse warnings that they should change their lives, will burn in Hell.

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    1. RD

      So, Christ was totally for being a rude, xenophobic, racist, anti-anything-but-Christians, sexist, misogynistic bastard? And he taught that?

      Right on. Glad to know being agnostic has served me so well. Especially when I read through the Bible and saw NONE of that bullshit you’re spreading as “his word”.

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    2. Adam Nelson

      Why do I need to accept an imaginary being into my heart? Unlike you, I have absolutely no delusions: there is no after-life, no heaven, no hell. I do not believe in “sin”, either. Yes, there are bad people and bad things sometimes happen, but that’s nothing to do with a supernatural/imaginary being.

      If weak-minded individuals insist on believing they are rewarded or punished by a skygod that’s fine with me, just don’t force me to subscribe to your collective mental illness. One does not need to believe in god, Daffy Duck or Zeus in order to live a good an decent life.

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  10. Popanator

    Everything about the pic of Perez Hilton made me so hawnee I would fist his poopie hole! It is probably gaping and big that I would just fall in. I would stick my head up there and eat his corny cum laden poo! MMmmm…… Everything about that homo is hawt!

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  11. Captain Obvious

    I think the real question isn’t “who’s sexier”, it’s “who looks like they can actually run a country instead of walking around DC whoring themselves”.

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  12. Abe

    You can see Garafello’s Mexican laziness in that one eye. Maybe she will shut her trap about things she don’t understand and go back home to Meheeeeco.

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      1. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

        “I don’t know how anyone can find that attractive.”

        Um, Billings, you realize you have no right to be judging anyone’s appearance, right? As I’ve mentioned numerous times before, you’re ugly as fuck.

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    1. MeAwesome

      And did you notice how one of her breasts points up and the other one points down? I think its a sign of something, but I just cant put my finger on it.

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  13. Abe

    In Meghan McCain you can see an almost Reaganesque presence about her. You can tell she is of Christ and was raised by a proper father, who is the noble Senator and should-be President John McCain.

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    1. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

      I see a cock-hungry slut. I hear that she got sick after that photoshoot, had to go to the hospital, and had a gallon of semen pumped from her stomach.

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  14. Hospital Employee

    Its people like you that are the problem Claire. Making falsehoods and gossip like a heathen. I happen to work at the hospital she was admitted and there was no more than 3 pints of semen. The rest was Four Loko.

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    1. Tyson Bowers IIIClaire Post author

      You’re absolutely right, my mistake. 3 pints were pumped from her stomach, 3 more from her colon, and 2 more pints from her vagina.

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    1. RD

      Semen, Blanche, is what is ejaculated from the male penis, often during sexual intercourse or sexual activity.

      Are you that dense?

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      1. Blanche Beecham

        BO,

        If you were the product of a proper Christian home, your mind could stay on topic and not be so addled with impure thoughts of carnal desires and admiration of your sweet, tangy dooker juice. Please keep thoughts of the sacrifices of our risen Lord in your heart when this occurs. You are inviting Satan’s finger to slip in and out of your soul.

        Kind regards,
        BB

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        1. RD

          Every single thing you said there was riddled with sexual content, Bertram.

          You really should stop thinking such things after I answer your stupidity with scientific fact. It might hurt your little brain.

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          1. Blanche Beecham

            If you had a proper upbringing you wouldn’t be so bewitched with the gay and see sexual contexts in others where none exists. It is so sad to see young people throw away their futures like this.

            BB

          2. RD

            Do I care? I’m a university student, majoring in Computer Science, a male-dominated discipline. I outperform most of my fellow students on a daily basis. For you to discriminate against people based on their sexual orientation, gender, nationality, race, and religious beliefs [or lack thereof, in my case] would leave you the one to feel sorry for, little Bertram.

          3. RD

            You’re the one who accused me of being “wrong” and requiring prayer.

            But, hey, nothing wrong with the pot calling the kettle black, hm?

  15. Blanche Beecham

    As far as “Hot or Not” I can’t tell. None of the ladies in the pictures appear to be flushed or perspiring so I really can’t tell.

    Can someone add some context to each photograph that would describe the temperature of the room. Please use the AMERICAN Fahrenheit degrees, not the pinko commie Celsius.

    Praise and thanks to Him,

    BB

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      1. Blanche Beecham

        “How is a unit of measurement communist? Can you explain that please?”

        Well Bob,

        This is a great question, Bob. I corrected your punctuation, but retained the original intent of your inquiry. I think the natural curiosity of young people is key to a bright future for America.

        Many believe this measurement is being forced on unwary Americans to undermine their free capitalist system. From a prior Christwire entry:

        “There is a sub-set of the secular liberal culture that think Americans should be forced to learn Spanish to appease illegals and feel we should trade in our Fahrenheit system for the Celsius scale employed by Europeans.”

        Fahrenheit is an Imperial system, not a communist system. When we pander to the desires of what everyone else wants, instead of what is useful to individual Americans, we are accepting communism as the norm. It is like demanding that everyone have health insurance, another form of communism.

        A second place to dig deeper is to study the utility of the measurement and constraints of conversion for Americans. While many liberal educated physicists use other measurement systems other than Fahrenheit, they are not as precise. Precision is the “exactness” or accuracy in a calculation. Fahrenheit measurements have more degrees between the two standard points (181 degrees) of freezing and boiling water than the 100 degrees in a Celsius scale. Therefore, Fahrenheit measurements are more accurate.

        When we blindly accept an inferior method that clearly is being leeched into our common body of knowledge through liberal education and undermines our ability to plan for weather or provide consistent heat for our homes – that my friend, is communist!

        Thanks again for your fine question. I hope I’ve peaked your interest in this subject and you will educate yourself and stay vigilant to the pink threat.

        Kind regards,
        BB

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