Nintendo has announced it will be releasing a new console called “The Wii 2″ which is a upgrade from their first sin-sational console “The Wii”. The name “Wii” is a homo erotica communist term that means “Wiener” or “Tentacle Sex”. With the Wii 2, the communist Japanese want to push the envelope, by making the games more sex packed and filled with more communist, baby eating Hentai porn.
With its release it will include a game called “Princess Peach’s Pool Party” and this game is nothing short of a demon spell of homosexual urges.
This game is pretty much a digital topless pool party, filled with 8-bit sin snakes and RGB moist camel humps.
Let’s look at some of the different types of side games your kids will be wii-ing with.
Did you know ever since the creation of Mario Bros, the increase of mushroom induced sex acts has been on the rise? Did you know that kids now think that taking a rainbow joy ride on Satan’s highway is normal and not sinful? Well wait until your kids are lining up at Circuit City to get their hands on a game that shows kids how to buy “Shrooms” from Drug Lord Koopa!
The object of this side game is for kids to try and collect as much sin candy in 60 seconds and then see who can get their character to “Epic High Status”. The player who has the highest THC levels at the end of the round wins.
Lesbian Spin the Bottle
Did you know nintendo has been behind the current movement of lesbians? Every since the creation of the Princess Peach character, college dorm rooms have been filled with hordes of sex filled lesbian pillow fights and late night lipstick tongue play.
In this section of the game it asks for 4 to 6 female players to stand around a table and spin the Wii 2 controller. The player will spin the controller and when it lands on another female player, they must partake in a full sin marinated lip lock until the Princesses 60 second timer goes off. If the players finish this kiss of death, they are award points. If they do not finish, they are asked to removed a article of clothing.
Sex Gangbang Bonus Rounds
If you think this game couldn’t get anymore vile, you’re completely wrong. In this bonus round, 6 player are told to hold their Wii 2 controller in a vertical position and shake it up and down as fast as possible. The faster they go the faster their character performs a twiddle rompus to babyhole act on the Princess Peach. Each player tries to fight over who can enter the Princesses sin cave and the person with the most “entries” wins.
We need to rid the world of slanty technologies that harm our children. We need to take control of our country and remind Japan and China of the day their country went nuclear.