Rockabilly’s are the “gang bangers” of this modern hipster uprising, but at the same time, they are able to deceive the American population of their dangerous habits by wearing over the counter eye liner and using Afro-Saxon hair creams to slick their hair back in to a 50 style Doo Wop manner.
One of the most popular sub genres of Rockabilly is called a “Horror Pop”, which is a branch of followers who worship the female lead singer of the Gothic Rockapunk band, Horror Pops. This band influences young Rockabillys into devil worship and fantasies of hot rod sex orgies and drug induced zombie street drug highs.
Rockabillys idolize and model their dress after Ryan Stezzer, who was actually the first Rockabilly before it hit the main stream. Brian Stezzer has been writing hip gyrating sex music for over 30 years and continues to this day to make devil songs with his band “Stray Cats”. The name of the band refers to female naught holes and how they make women stray from their bedroom windows at night.
The male style of dress is like if you took Elvis and ran him through a copious amounts of gay bars for some “rough riding” and then dunked him into a batter of eye liner and faux hawked pompadours, then topped him off with tight $400 Diesel jeans and a tight button up shirt from GAP.
The sad thing is, the male Rockabilly spends more time on his hair and make up than his ovary bleeding sub counter part.
The females are no less than a show tunes number of sin dripping hussies, dressed up in tight street walker jeans and tube tops that make their sin bags cry “milk for sale”. They all tie their hair up to hide drugs, weapons and known to even smuggle illegal sex toys. Another hair accessory is the red flower or “Dolly” which symbolizes that they are sexual active and ready to rumble under the sheets with Satan’s Kookies in hand, while they gaze into their shirtless posters of Mike Ness.
Swallows: Means they (male or female) like to take part in swallowing masturbatory climax juice.
Dice: This means the tattooee has a disease from performing a pre-martial sex act. In this culture, having a sex plague is “Rock Billy Boogie” or “Super Cool” and the number you have on your dice, is the number of sex diseases you have.
Cherry: If a girl has a cherry on her body, this means she has been entered anally in a sexual way by male Rockabilly. If a boy has a cherry tattoo on his body, this means he has dipped his “Ooby Dooby” into another man’s sewer pipe.
Money Sign: This sign is tattooed on the female Rockabilly and means she is owned by a Rockabilly pimp or also known as a “Daddy-Oh”. A “Billy Whore” is passed around local Rockabilly circles for a street fair price.
Eight Ball: This is for those who want people to know they are drug users. The eight ball is a street word for “crack” or as the Rockabillys call it “Sailor Jerry Dust”.
Besides the fact that it is making our future businessmen into Mary Kay wearing homosexuals, our future kitchen commanders into tramp stamped prostitutes and that every person who gets sucked into this powder puff culture is a Jagermeister alcoholic? You can tell this trend is smothered in sinful Cadillac danger because it is becoming very popular with the oriental communist countries like China, Japan, Mongolia and Tibet. The communist version of Rockabilly is called “Harajuku” or if translated into English, it means “Gothic Dancing Leather Communists”.
Every morning these commies wake up to practice fighting styles while dressed like the American Rockabilly. You know that it is only a matter of time that theses yellow invaders will try to use their “in common” ways to connect and then influence the minds of the American youth.