What is it?
American valued scientists have developed a powder that can tame the gayest of homosexual from having fecal raping urges. The powder has a chemical that tranquilizes the homogay gene found in the modern day ass ass-assin. The chemical has been dubbed “Moral X” and has been tested in gay hot spots like San Francisco, Lincoln, Nebraska, Dallas, Mexico City and Rio during Carnival.
How does it work?
Simple sprinkle a generous amount of the powder on your rectal area and the scent of morals and Christian values will repel any homosexuals from trying to frolic into your brown daisy. This will keep your safe from gay anal attacks for up to 12 2hours. If you plan on visiting an area that is classified as “liberal friendly”, you might want to reapply the powder ever 4 hours for maximum protection.
Is it safe for children?
Even if it isn’t safe for children, I rather lather my son up with a gallon of this than having a mumble anus having a fecal frenzy on his untainted sewer hole.
Anything that keeps the mud monkeys out of the pants of kids and adults, gets a 5/5 from me. Now only if they could make a powder that keeps liberals out of Government.