Seth Green’s Losing Battle with Homosexuality and Pot Filled Dreams of Fictitious Glory

Who is Seth Green?
For those who are smart enough not to turn on any prime time or cable television, you are blessed to never have the images of this drugged out ginger midget blasted onto your TV screen. Anything Seth has been apart of screams fecal comedy or homosexual ass play. There is nothing entertaining or humorous about any project that has involved Mr. Green as an actor, writer or fluffer.

Seth uses poor comical tactics to poke fun at the American fibers and smothers his viewers with the pillow of homosexuality and drugs. Being born and raised in a section of Philadelphia that is well known for its high crime rate and street drug problems, no wonder Green has grown into the vengeful and angry lil’ deviant against America morals that he is today.

Liberal and Smutty Cartoon Creations

Family Guy
Family Guy is a adult smut cartoon that involves a over weight moron who is married to a red headed and soulless liberal. Green created this show purely to make fun of the American household. You see the fat husband is suppose to represent Green’s ideas of Americans, fat, lazy and stupid and to top it off he names this man “Peter”, which is also gay code for “Phallus”. So not only is he calling us unproductive members of society, he is also comparing us to a male’s naught zone.

Now on the other side of this bias cartoon, you have the pseudo intellectual wife, who has to take care of Peter because he is too stupid to do every day actions. This woman’s name is “Lois” and it is Green’s way of pushing a liberal agenda onto people without having his socialist cards being shown. He makes it seem that American’s will die if Lois (Obama Socialism) doesn’t take over and care for us.

Robot Chicken
The only adults who still play with toys or dolls are rapist and serial killers, so take your pick on which one Seth Green is. See, Robot Chicken is Seth’s way of smoking pot and making funny 10 second skits with his childhood dolls. The sad thing is he actually gets paid for this, but the money is quickly spent on cheap hookers and copious amounts of the pot. The skits aren’t more than 10 seconds long, because it would require some sort of talent to write a whole 30 minute television show and this talent is something Green lacks. Not to mention that fact that all his fans have the attention span of a coke queen. If you are entertained by Voltron having anal sex with a panda bear or Ninja Turtles having a full onslaught of sexual penetration on helpless Care Bears, than this show is for you.

Without even having to go too in-depth with my undeniable proof, I can prove Green’s homosexuality purely on the fact that his Buffy show in now featured on the world’s only 100% gay network, Logo. Also, as you can see in the photo to the left of the screen, Green and former Buffy co-star, David Boreanaz, are engaged in a tight homosexual embrace, topped off with a sweet kiss and whisper of sexual fantasies to the ears. Green’s whole career while on Buffy, was to give gay viewers a vulnerable and twink like character to lube and tug their sin sticks to, while they have erotic thoughts of sin docking Seth in some basement underneath a leather bar dance floor.

Drug Use
It is a well known fact that Seth Green is an avid user or “the dope” and can get his hands on the freshest jive Tahoe nose snow within the matter of minutes. When Seth can’t get his hands on devil dust, he makes a quick trip to Venice, where he grabs himself a few pounds of Mexican grown purple kush. Once high on the pot, Seth has been known to become violent and this has been shown on the HBO reality show “Entourage”, where he gets marijuana raged and insults a fellow actor and ends up getting punched in the face for his off collared remarks.

You can also spot Green’s hardcore devotion to drugs just by looking at his West Hollywood style bed head and unshaven ginger beard. We all known pot users have no care for personal looks and hygiene and this is evident in Green’s carelessness towards basic self maintenance.

Failed Movies
The first sign of a true low life is the failure of their goals and Seth Green has a lexicon of failures. Maybe if he could spend more than 10 minutes from being high or dazed in fantasies of men dipping their candy sacs onto his twinkish jaw line, Green might be able to produce something Christian worthy. His rap sheet of movies show a report card of failure after failure, with a GPA of give up and try something else you loser. A zero point zero success means only one thing, you don’t have talent and you have to give backstage Chinese massage handies to the producer in hopes to get a supporting role on some teen party movie.

Seth, give up and stop violating America’s soft skin with your razor burn of filth. My suggestion is to join some Mexican midget wrestling league and go make an ass of yourself in a country that is already full of poor hygiene and failures.

82 thoughts on “Seth Green’s Losing Battle with Homosexuality and Pot Filled Dreams of Fictitious Glory

        1. Cassidy Pen

          Notice how Damien attacks August for his casual tone in the ethnic recognition of this article’s subject but there’s not a word said about the retort insinuating that he’s a member of the National Socialist party. This is because the leftist emosexual agenda is the character assassination of all Christians.

          Believe you me my friends in Christ, we are in a war against rabid heathens for the spirit of the nation’s pulse.

          1. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

            Notice how your wrong? I did not attack Auggie for calling Seth a Jew. I merely pointed out the fact that when he calls other people, who are not Jewish, a Jew, it could be taken as a derogatory term. However, when he refers to me as a Jew, it’s cause, well, I am.

            Additionally, we have been over this, I am not an emo, and I am not a homosexual, so please stop insinuating as such.

  1. Stephenson Billings

    Wow Tyson, did you just “out” a famous Hollywood actor? I find that rather fascinating as these people are always trying to hide their hardcore sexual biases. Congratulations to you for holding firm on this one! I think after that cartoon Family Guy did the episode about the Virgin Mary, that it became obvious the show and its actors are not representative of the real America we know and love. How sad that they’re on Fox at all…

    I believe this part of your analysis bears introspection: “Robot Chicken is Seth’s way of smoking pot and making funny 10 second skits with his childhood dolls. The sad thing is he actually gets paid for this, but the money is quickly spent on cheap hookers and copious amounts of the pot. The skits aren’t more than 10 seconds long, because it would require some sort of talent to write a whole 30 minute television show and this talent is something Green lacks. Not to mention that fact that all his fans have the attention span of a coke queen. ”

    If Mr. Green is using his talents (or lack thereof) to glorify drugs to our children, I don’t think he should be on any network at all. Where is the outrage? Not surprising that the liberal media hides this story,

    God bless!

    1. Tonestar

      STEVE! Did you know there are articles about you that describe some of the homo-drugs that you have done over the last 6 years? I literally have pictures of you banging and doing blow off a tiny asian boy. You’re disgusting. I also have a picture of you shaking hands with Seth Green. Then you blowing him.

    2. Tyson Bowers III

      Thank you for the kind words.

      Even by outing him, he will use his money to cover up this post from ever making it to TMZ or Radar Online.

      1. Tonestar

        Dude no one is going to see this article because A. you didn’t site any real proof B. it’s full of grammatical errors and spelling errors C. its only a Gay Christian site that only now gets traffic because people from Reddit are on here.

        How does it make you feel to know that 90% of the people that read your article just want to stab you right in the face? (see how I just threw in a random statistic with no actual evidence? pretty easy to do IDIOT)

        1. Tyson Bowers III

          Funny, our site has been featured on major television, radio and print media before Mr. Billings’ story on that hack news site called Reddit. Don’t pat yourself on the back too hard little buddy.

          1. Captain Obvious

            You were mentioned because people need a laugh sometimes when they look at what Bush did to us, and Obama continued.

          2. Tom

            You must be an idiot….none of your article is even close to true. Attention to detail . he did not create the show, seth McFarlane created the show not seth green.

          1. Tonestar

            Howard Stern? HAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for proving my point. My dad has been on Fox News multiple times supporting True Right Wingers. You sir, are just a poor man who thinks he’s fighting for God. You embarrass all Conservatives with your drivel. You hurt the GOP every time you open your mouth. If Obama gets another term, you can only blame yourself for alienating the party. I understand it’s not your fault that your stupid. You were born that way and I forgive you for it.

          2. Tyson Bowers III

            We have been on Fox over 12 times. Learn to research before opening your pseudo intellectual mouth.

          3. Tonestar

            Over twelve times? Collectively? I’m sorry that you guys have mattered so little. I hope you didn’t have so many spelling a grammar mistakes when you guys actually got some publicity. I hope you mean National Fox News and not local. I’m not going to research because you guys don’t.
            Also, shutting my pseudo intellectual mouth won’t stop me from spamming every article here. I use my fingers, not my open mouth. THAT’S WHY YOUR ARTICLES ARE SO BADLY WRITTEN! Stop using your tongue to type dummy.
            Did you get made fun of as a child for being named Tyson Bowers the third? That’s the gayest black name I’ve ever heard. (rhyme)

          4. Tyson Bowers III

            I would say Red Eye, Hannity, Beck (also radio and on The Blaze) and Shepard Smith to name a few, would qualify as Fox National. Not to mention being on the Fox News radio network numerous amounts of time.

          5. Tyson Bowers III

            Actually agreeing with us. You “fail” for not watching the episodes before making a false comment.

        2. Lola Nasty

          I don’t want to stab him in the face. Your sentences are funny. :( Tyson is a nice man. Don’t be angry because he is filled with the love of Jesus, and you aren’t. :((

      2. Saner than you

        You are an idiot! Where is your actual proof? This is honestly just the rantings of an insane person IMO. Conspiracy theory nutjob! As a reader it makes me think you need to lay off drugs yourself…..

  2. Tonestar

    “Where is grabs himself a few pounds of Mexican grown purple kush,” Obviously Tyson doesn’t know what he’s talking about (nor can he write a functioning sentence) but lets have a little history lesson shall we? The weed that your kids smoke doesn’t come from Mexico. Mexico is a poor dry country that has way to much crime and security to get weed to the States without it being A. really poor quality and B. for a high price. The best cheapest grow weed is here in America. It’s grown legally and sold all over the world (that’s the illegal part). It’s entertaining to watch all of you struggle with things you don’t understand but I thought you guys might want to learn ONE things today. Smoking good weed supports small businesses in America. Primarily those in California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, and others. If your kids are buying swag from Mexicans, then you didn’t raise them right (of course you didn’t you controlling monsters).

  3. Damien Blade Spring "Emosexual" Extraordinaire

    So, point one, Seth Green did not write/create/produce Family Guy. That’s Seth MacFarlane. So you have failed as a journalist from the stand point of false reporting. Second, Your a fucking moron for even thinking he is gay. Just, stop what your doing, turn around and suck your dads cock already you fucking closeted homosexual man.

  4. Adam

    You are a fucking joke. Such a scum bag you are to make up such lies. You are covering up the fact your god is a fairy tale, and who likes fairy tales at your age???? WHY ONLY FAGGOTS. God is a joke and you are a joke you fuck…go fuck men

  5. Captain Obvious

    I like all of those shows! Robot Chicken is much better than Family Guy. Debate.

    Also, my friends and family like them, too.

  6. Cassidy Pen

    Please ask your children to go play before looking at this picture.

    The Family Guy is a horrible children’s show because it’s so full of perversion that much of it goes by unnoticed. For instance, the neighbor, glenn quagmer is secretly a sex crazed degenerate that beds one whorelot after another.

    Also, the author of this show draws a representation of the mother of the family in the shape of the most sinful organ in a man’s pants. Her hairdo is purposly represented in the shape of a sin rod’s tip and her body is fashioned after it’s veiny length.


    This kind of filth should be taken off the air but the fcc is no longer representing wholesome christian values for traditional families to raise decent children. The fcc is now under the control of the obama white house where the standing order is to push perversion on the kids so they grow up into little pol pots and forsake all that is decent all in name of liberal feel-goodism.

      1. Casey Anthony

        But penis comes out of your mouth pretty easily doesn’t it? (goes back in just as easily too I’ll bet)

      2. Matthew Abey

        you look pretty whorish for a 13 year old. Im guessing you were not raised by your legitiment parents, and are currently being raised in foster care where they do not take you to church nor care from you by how you look. Watch your foul mouth. You dont have to live this way, i will pray for you but you must first try to change things yourself.

        1. asdf

          Okay, since when was it alright to call a person, let alone a 13 year old a whore. Didn’t Jesus preach acceptance and love? How can you call yourself ‘a true Christian’ if you don’t follow Christianity’s most basic belief. If you were accepting you wouldn’t call people a whore just because you don’t agree on something so petty.

  7. Ice Van Winkle

    Another amazing article, TB3, for the sake of our white little ones, thank you for exposing this dangerous homo and his indoctrination cartoons. I’ve never heard of him before, but I don’t like him AT ALL.

  8. Jakob H.

    This is without a doubt the stupidest “article” I have ever read. Clearly it belongs in a publication more akin to “The Onion” than anywhere else in the world, but then again, I guess a website designed for sheep is just as good. The “writer” (I will MOST CERTAINLY NOT deign to call him an author) has basically thrown together a tirade against a devoted actor based on mis-information and a ridiculous personal hatred of someone whose body of work he clearly knows nothing about. He’s like a infant donkey braying for attention…in other words, AN ASS.

  9. Tracey

    This is purely conjecture. Sure, what he’s doing is not Christian, but do you expect Christians to act like Christians? I am a Christian myself, one with a real relationship (not rituals), and I will tell you the kind of thinking you engage in in writing this article is very similar to the thinking style of people from the fall of Rome, not based on logic and evidence but based on hidden meanings and analogies, so that a sick goat meant its owner was spiritually sick, and the owner was then tortured to confess. Let Him condemn people.

    And to the person mentioning “sin rod” and likewise drawing conclusions based on the shape of a cartoon character: like any tool, it’s what’s done with it that’s evil or not. Being small-minded and ignorant is not following Christ. Don’t you know who created it and told the first people to go out and use it?

    I have to say when I read this article and most of the comments I thought it was some kind of farce until I realized you were serious!

      1. asdf

        Can I just point out, that by assuming all these things, you’re judging too. At least Tracy is seeing what is there in front of her.

  10. Fallen Angel

    This is a joke, right? It has to be, otherwise the author of this article will certainly be sued for slander. At the least!

  11. Anonymous

    You should really do some research before you say these kinds of things, because Seth Green is married to a woman. And even if he wasn’t, and even if he were gay isn’t it Jesus’s most coveted commandment to love thy neighbor as yourself? I think the act of posting something like this is pure evil, and you call yourself a child of God? And, Jesus never gay bashed, that was only his diciples, Seth Green isn’t even gay. And if he were, whats so wrong with that?

    You shouldn’t pick on Seth Green, you’re just jealous because he is sucessfull and you wish you were him.

  12. Laura

    This is a joke right? You’re a fucking moron with poor vocabulary skills.

    Off-collared = Off-color

    You are the worst kind of hypocrite and you use your imaginary friend to justify your hate. Jesus would think you are a dick.

  13. NunyaB

    Actually, Seth Macfarlane created Family Guy, also, it just sounds like your ranting about an actor that you apparently don’t like for whatever reason have you. That being said, I notice you have no evidence,so without edivence, your just expressing your opinions, not facts.

  14. Robert

    I found this article because I googled Seth Greene smokes weed. Then I read the entirety of the article and the comment section, regretfully. And it is regretfully that I conclude the word of Jesus is dead. Deacon Tyson, supposed leader and adviser to followers of the Christian faith, you do not at all embody the word of Jesus by blatantly slandering a public figure. Nor do you cite any factual evidence to support these numerous and erroneous claims against Seth Greene, a man who is admittedly rather insensitive and perhaps derogatory at times. And I don’t mean to reiterate what’s already been said, but his insolence should not, and rightly does not, there justify your distasteful and frankly false portrayal of your fellow man and US citizen.

    Today, Christianity lost a member of their faith, and Deacon Tyson, that is because of you. I implore you to redefine your understanding of what it means to be Christian. Because this…This is not it.

  15. Scabbers

    The following list is the REAL actual list of celebrities who’ve appeared on Seth Green’s Robot Chicken. (
    List of Robot Chick celebrity cameos:

    50 Cent
    Scott Adsit
    Malin Åkerman
    Lauren Ambrose
    Gillian Anderson
    Magda Apanowicz
    Sean Astin
    Sebastian Bach
    Kevin Bacon
    Robin Bain
    Diora Baird
    Elizabeth Banks
    Jonathan Banks
    Samantha Barks
    Sasha Barrese
    Lance Bass
    Sean Bean
    Kristen Bell
    Lake Bell
    Jon Bernthal
    Ahmed Best
    Michael Ian Black
    Megan Boone
    Wayne Brady
    Amy Brenneman
    Alison Brie
    Clancy Brown
    Eugene Byrd
    Dean Cain
    Bruce Campbell
    Tisha Campbell-Martin
    Bobby Cannavale
    Linda Cardellini
    Jennifer Carpenter
    Robert Carradine
    Emma Caulfield
    Lacey Chabert
    Sarah Chalke
    Kyle Chandler
    Max Charles
    Kristin Chenoweth
    Michael Chiklis
    Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Erika Christensen
    Diablo Cody
    Gary Coleman
    Kevin Connolly
    Josh Cooke
    Rob Corddry
    Abbie Cornish
    Dave Coulier
    Bryan Cranston
    Chace Crawford
    Affion Crockett
    Macaulay Culkin
    Robert Culp
    Alan Cumming
    Anthony Daniels
    Keith David
    Vicki Davis
    Rosario Dawson
    Dom DeLuise
    Kat Dennings
    Dustin Diamond
    Phyllis Diller
    Nina Dobrev
    Snoop Dogg
    Dr. Drew
    Clark Duke
    Ashley Eckstein
    Zac Efron
    Sam Elliott
    Chris Evans
    Darren Ewing
    Joey Fatone
    David Faustino
    Jon Favreau
    Nat Faxon
    Corey Feldman
    Miguel Ferrer
    Nathan Fillion
    Reggie Fils-Aimé
    Carrie Fisher
    Calista Flockhart
    Dan Fogler
    Dave Foley
    Ben Foster
    Megan Fox
    Alfonso Freeman
    Eric Freeman
    Soleil Moon Frye
    Peter Gallagher
    Donald Glover
    Whoopi Goldberg
    Zachary Gordon
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar
    Lucas Grabeel
    Topher Grace
    Spencer Grammer
    Brian Austin Green
    Cee-Lo Green
    Max Greenfield
    Judy Greer
    Melanie Griffith
    Josh Groban
    Greg Grunberg
    Kathryn Hahn
    Corey Haim
    Larry Hama
    Mark Hamill
    Jon Hamm
    Colin Hanks
    Jim Hanks
    Alyson Hannigan
    Neil Patrick Harris
    Melissa Joan Hart
    Dennis Haskins
    David Hasselhoff
    Ethan Hawke
    Erinn Hayes
    Emily Head
    Jon Heder
    Hugh Hefner
    Tom Hiddleston
    Megan Hilty
    Hulk Hogan
    Michael Hogan
    Nicholas Hoult
    Kelly Hu
    Vanessa Hudgens
    Sarah Hyland
    The Iron Sheik
    Gregory Itzin
    Gillian Jacobs
    Allison Janney
    Scarlett Johansson
    Rashida Jones
    Sung Kang
    Robert Kazinsky
    Monica Keena
    Ellie Kemper
    Page Kennedy
    Keegan-Michael Key
    Val Kilmer
    Jimmy Kimmel
    Robert Kirkman
    Don Knotts
    Ashton Kutcher
    Mike Lazzo
    Stan Lee
    Adrian Lester
    Zachary Levi
    Matthew Lillard
    Delroy Lindo
    Christopher Lloyd
    Joe Lo Truglio
    Mario Lopez
    George Lucas
    Ralph Macchio
    Holly Madison
    Lee Majors
    Jena Malone
    William Mapother
    Kate Mara
    Bridget Marquardt
    James Marsden
    George R. R. Martin
    Master P
    Danny Masterson
    Eric McCormack
    Malcolm McDowell
    John C. McGinley
    Joel McHale
    Julian McMahon
    Rove McManus
    Shane McRae
    Stephen Merchant
    Katy Mixon
    Alfred Molina
    Maribeth Monroe
    Ronald D. Moore
    Toby Leonard Moore
    Pat Morita
    David Morse
    John Moschitta, Jr.
    Olivia Munn
    Conan O’Brien
    Pat O’Brien
    Chris O’Donnell
    Raymond Ochoa
    Sandra Oh
    Masi Oka
    Britne Oldford
    Larisa Oleynik
    John Oliver
    David Oyelowo
    Adrianne Palicki
    Hayden Panettiere
    Jessica Paré
    Randall Park
    Chris Parnell
    Shawn Patterson
    Aaron Paul
    Jordan Peele
    Simon Pegg
    Tahmoh Penikett
    Rhea Perlman
    Ron Perlman
    Katelin Peterson
    Chris Pine
    Roddy Piper
    Scott Porter
    Freddie Prinze, Jr.
    Danny Pudi
    Lucy Punch
    Zachary Quinto
    Daniel Radcliffe
    Efren Ramirez
    Sarah Ramos
    Marion Ramsey
    Jeremy Renner
    Paul Reubens
    Burt Reynolds
    Alfonso Ribeiro
    Giovanni Ribisi
    Andy Richter
    Jason Ritter
    Krysten Ritter
    AnnaSophia Robb
    Saoirse Ronan
    Tim Roth
    Paul Rudd
    Debra Jo Rupp
    Jeri Ryan
    Katee Sackhoff
    Meredith Salenger
    Paul Scheer
    Liev Schreiber
    Rick Schroder
    Nev Schulman
    Ben Schwartz
    Adam Scott
    Ryan Seacrest
    David Shaughnessy
    Alia Shawkat
    Dax Shepard
    Dave Sheridan
    Sarah Silverman
    Gene Simmons
    J. K. Simmons
    Nick Simmons
    Sir Mix-a-Lot
    Christian Slater
    Jean Smart
    Robert Smigel
    Kurtwood Smith
    J. B. Smoove
    Brenda Song
    Hal Sparks
    Brent Spiner
    Mary Steenburgen
    Mindy Sterling
    Jon Stewart
    Patrick Stewart
    Emma Stone
    Patrick Stump
    Jason Sudeikis
    Marc Summers
    Cat Taber
    Bex Taylor-Klaus
    Tila Tequila
    Charlize Theron
    Lea Thompson
    Billy Bob Thornton
    Rory Thost
    Ashley Tisdale
    Stuart Townsend
    Michelle Trachtenberg
    Triple H
    Stanley Tucci
    Alan Tudyk
    Robin Tunney
    Steven Tyler
    Skeet Ulrich
    Wilmer Valderrama
    Jean-Claude Van Damme
    James Van Der Beek
    Milo Ventimiglia
    Lark Voorhies
    Hynden Walch
    Dreama Walker
    Patrick Warburton
    Burt Ward
    Michaela Watkins
    Pete Wentz
    Adam West
    Wil Wheaton
    Joss Whedon
    Mae Whitman
    Olivia Wilde
    Kendra Wilkinson
    Billy Dee Williams
    Harland Williams
    Maisie Williams
    Henry Winkler
    Michael Winslow
    Alex Winter
    Elijah Wood
    Evan Rachel Wood
    Matthew Wood
    Jeffrey Wright
    “Weird Al” Yankovic
    William Zabka
    Billy Zane
    Tay Zonday

    Yeah that was literally a Wikipedia search away.

  16. Alfred

    This website shows just how horrible and nasty most Christians are. What a sad, pathetic bunch of losers your all are pretending to be holier than thou and better than everyone else. Seriously FUCK YOU ALL especially the douche bag called Tyson Bowers III, what a CUNT. Also if Jesus approves of your disgusting behaviour and will take cunts like you to heaven, then FUCK HIM AS WELL.

  17. Kat Tillman

    You state that Seth is from a part of “Philadelphia that is well known for its high crime rate and street drug problems…” He’s from Overbrook Park. It’s a stable, safe, middle-class, white majority neighborhood.

  18. Sat tire

    Not sure if these replys are playing along with the obviously onion type article or if they really think this guy is sincere. I don’t know whats real and whats satire here besides the article which is undoubtedly satire.

  19. Wyndi

    Before reading this, Seth has caused me to come to this site, based on his actions. I am left, so disappointed. He started out, humorous, and cute. Then he became weird and offensive. Remembering his previous work, I began to miss him, yet, remembered the weirdness; and so, I decided to do research…so sad. DUDE! It’s no ones business, anyone’s intimate interests, so please don’t shove it in our face. We watch actor’s for entertainment, not to stove with you. I’m sorry, but, you lost us at, Hello.

    1. Wyndi

      …sorry, meant strive, not stove. Pft! (Auto-correct, on phone…Must’ve never discovered the word, Strive. Lol.)


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