Who is Seth Green?
For those who are smart enough not to turn on any prime time or cable television, you are blessed to never have the images of this drugged out ginger midget blasted onto your TV screen. Anything Seth has been apart of screams fecal comedy or homosexual ass play. There is nothing entertaining or humorous about any project that has involved Mr. Green as an actor, writer or fluffer.
Seth uses poor comical tactics to poke fun at the American fibers and smothers his viewers with the pillow of homosexuality and drugs. Being born and raised in a section of Philadelphia that is well known for its high crime rate and street drug problems, no wonder Green has grown into the vengeful and angry lil’ deviant against America morals that he is today.
Liberal and Smutty Cartoon Creations
Family Guy is a adult smut cartoon that involves a over weight moron who is married to a red headed and soulless liberal. Green created this show purely to make fun of the American household. You see the fat husband is suppose to represent Green’s ideas of Americans, fat, lazy and stupid and to top it off he names this man “Peter”, which is also gay code for “Phallus”. So not only is he calling us unproductive members of society, he is also comparing us to a male’s naught zone.
Now on the other side of this bias cartoon, you have the pseudo intellectual wife, who has to take care of Peter because he is too stupid to do every day actions. This woman’s name is “Lois” and it is Green’s way of pushing a liberal agenda onto people without having his socialist cards being shown. He makes it seem that American’s will die if Lois (Obama Socialism) doesn’t take over and care for us.
The only adults who still play with toys or dolls are rapist and serial killers, so take your pick on which one Seth Green is. See, Robot Chicken is Seth’s way of smoking pot and making funny 10 second skits with his childhood dolls. The sad thing is he actually gets paid for this, but the money is quickly spent on cheap hookers and copious amounts of the pot. The skits aren’t more than 10 seconds long, because it would require some sort of talent to write a whole 30 minute television show and this talent is something Green lacks. Not to mention that fact that all his fans have the attention span of a coke queen. If you are entertained by Voltron having anal sex with a panda bear or Ninja Turtles having a full onslaught of sexual penetration on helpless Care Bears, than this show is for you.
Without even having to go too in-depth with my undeniable proof, I can prove Green’s homosexuality purely on the fact that his Buffy show in now featured on the world’s only 100% gay network, Logo. Also, as you can see in the photo to the left of the screen, Green and former Buffy co-star, David Boreanaz, are engaged in a tight homosexual embrace, topped off with a sweet kiss and whisper of sexual fantasies to the ears. Green’s whole career while on Buffy, was to give gay viewers a vulnerable and twink like character to lube and tug their sin sticks to, while they have erotic thoughts of sin docking Seth in some basement underneath a leather bar dance floor.
It is a well known fact that Seth Green is an avid user or “the dope” and can get his hands on the freshest jive Tahoe nose snow within the matter of minutes. When Seth can’t get his hands on devil dust, he makes a quick trip to Venice, where he grabs himself a few pounds of Mexican grown purple kush. Once high on the pot, Seth has been known to become violent and this has been shown on the HBO reality show “Entourage”, where he gets marijuana raged and insults a fellow actor and ends up getting punched in the face for his off collared remarks.
You can also spot Green’s hardcore devotion to drugs just by looking at his West Hollywood style bed head and unshaven ginger beard. We all known pot users have no care for personal looks and hygiene and this is evident in Green’s carelessness towards basic self maintenance.
The first sign of a true low life is the failure of their goals and Seth Green has a lexicon of failures. Maybe if he could spend more than 10 minutes from being high or dazed in fantasies of men dipping their candy sacs onto his twinkish jaw line, Green might be able to produce something Christian worthy. His rap sheet of movies show a report card of failure after failure, with a GPA of give up and try something else you loser. A zero point zero success means only one thing, you don’t have talent and you have to give backstage Chinese massage handies to the producer in hopes to get a supporting role on some teen party movie.
Seth, give up and stop violating America’s soft skin with your razor burn of filth. My suggestion is to join some Mexican midget wrestling league and go make an ass of yourself in a country that is already full of poor hygiene and failures.
He looks Jewish.
You look like a Nazi.
Well, that would explain why he tries to insult people by calling them Jewish.
Well, aside from me, he is wrong in calling other people Jewish as a derogatory thing. To me, he says it cause it’s true. I am the token Jew on the site.
I just said he looks Jewish. Did I say it was a bad thing? Stop putting words in my mouth.
Is he not Jewish?
This is fuckin hilarious.
Notice how Damien attacks August for his casual tone in the ethnic recognition of this article’s subject but there’s not a word said about the retort insinuating that he’s a member of the National Socialist party. This is because the leftist emosexual agenda is the character assassination of all Christians.
Believe you me my friends in Christ, we are in a war against rabid heathens for the spirit of the nation’s pulse.
Notice how your wrong? I did not attack Auggie for calling Seth a Jew. I merely pointed out the fact that when he calls other people, who are not Jewish, a Jew, it could be taken as a derogatory term. However, when he refers to me as a Jew, it’s cause, well, I am.
Additionally, we have been over this, I am not an emo, and I am not a homosexual, so please stop insinuating as such.
Damien, when have I ever called anyone Jewish who is not Jewish?
I don’t know, I am sure that there have been times, before I got here, that you would use it as a derogatory term. I am not saying that you necessarily have, but I don’t know.
I have not. And I am told that this man is Jewish after all.
And you look like a vampire.
You all wish you were as smart as Jews, rich too.
Wow Tyson, did you just “out” a famous Hollywood actor? I find that rather fascinating as these people are always trying to hide their hardcore sexual biases. Congratulations to you for holding firm on this one! I think after that cartoon Family Guy did the episode about the Virgin Mary, that it became obvious the show and its actors are not representative of the real America we know and love. How sad that they’re on Fox at all…
I believe this part of your analysis bears introspection: “Robot Chicken is Seth’s way of smoking pot and making funny 10 second skits with his childhood dolls. The sad thing is he actually gets paid for this, but the money is quickly spent on cheap hookers and copious amounts of the pot. The skits aren’t more than 10 seconds long, because it would require some sort of talent to write a whole 30 minute television show and this talent is something Green lacks. Not to mention that fact that all his fans have the attention span of a coke queen. ”
If Mr. Green is using his talents (or lack thereof) to glorify drugs to our children, I don’t think he should be on any network at all. Where is the outrage? Not surprising that the liberal media hides this story,
STEVE! Did you know there are articles about you that describe some of the homo-drugs that you have done over the last 6 years? I literally have pictures of you banging and doing blow off a tiny asian boy. You’re disgusting. I also have a picture of you shaking hands with Seth Green. Then you blowing him.
Thank you for the kind words.
Even by outing him, he will use his money to cover up this post from ever making it to TMZ or Radar Online.
Dude no one is going to see this article because A. you didn’t site any real proof B. it’s full of grammatical errors and spelling errors C. its only a Gay Christian site that only now gets traffic because people from Reddit are on here.
How does it make you feel to know that 90% of the people that read your article just want to stab you right in the face? (see how I just threw in a random statistic with no actual evidence? pretty easy to do IDIOT)
Funny, our site has been featured on major television, radio and print media before Mr. Billings’ story on that hack news site called Reddit. Don’t pat yourself on the back too hard little buddy.
You were mentioned because people need a laugh sometimes when they look at what Bush did to us, and Obama continued.
You must be an idiot….none of your article is even close to true. Attention to detail . he did not create the show, seth McFarlane created the show not seth green.
You can even find a piece where the vile Howard Stern talks about our message on his radio show.
Howard Stern? HAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for proving my point. My dad has been on Fox News multiple times supporting True Right Wingers. You sir, are just a poor man who thinks he’s fighting for God. You embarrass all Conservatives with your drivel. You hurt the GOP every time you open your mouth. If Obama gets another term, you can only blame yourself for alienating the party. I understand it’s not your fault that your stupid. You were born that way and I forgive you for it.
We have been on Fox over 12 times. Learn to research before opening your pseudo intellectual mouth.
Over twelve times? Collectively? I’m sorry that you guys have mattered so little. I hope you didn’t have so many spelling a grammar mistakes when you guys actually got some publicity. I hope you mean National Fox News and not local. I’m not going to research because you guys don’t.
Also, shutting my pseudo intellectual mouth won’t stop me from spamming every article here. I use my fingers, not my open mouth. THAT’S WHY YOUR ARTICLES ARE SO BADLY WRITTEN! Stop using your tongue to type dummy.
Did you get made fun of as a child for being named Tyson Bowers the third? That’s the gayest black name I’ve ever heard. (rhyme)
I would say Red Eye, Hannity, Beck (also radio and on The Blaze) and Shepard Smith to name a few, would qualify as Fox National. Not to mention being on the Fox News radio network numerous amounts of time.
Being talked about in a mocking way is not counted as being on the news. So, you have failed every criteria of being legitimate. You fail.
Actually agreeing with us. You “fail” for not watching the episodes before making a false comment.
I feel no reason to search you on Google, cause you would only come up as a joke site everywhere I look. So, there’s no point. Also, if I have never seen it, it doesn’t exist till you give proof. 😉
The Troll King Is Here
I don’t want to stab him in the face. Your sentences are funny. Tyson is a nice man. Don’t be angry because he is filled with the love of Jesus, and you aren’t. :((
You are an idiot! Where is your actual proof? This is honestly just the rantings of an insane person IMO. Conspiracy theory nutjob! As a reader it makes me think you need to lay off drugs yourself…..
“Where is grabs himself a few pounds of Mexican grown purple kush,” Obviously Tyson doesn’t know what he’s talking about (nor can he write a functioning sentence) but lets have a little history lesson shall we? The weed that your kids smoke doesn’t come from Mexico. Mexico is a poor dry country that has way to much crime and security to get weed to the States without it being A. really poor quality and B. for a high price. The best cheapest grow weed is here in America. It’s grown legally and sold all over the world (that’s the illegal part). It’s entertaining to watch all of you struggle with things you don’t understand but I thought you guys might want to learn ONE things today. Smoking good weed supports small businesses in America. Primarily those in California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, and others. If your kids are buying swag from Mexicans, then you didn’t raise them right (of course you didn’t you controlling monsters).
So, point one, Seth Green did not write/create/produce Family Guy. That’s Seth MacFarlane. So you have failed as a journalist from the stand point of false reporting. Second, Your a fucking moron for even thinking he is gay. Just, stop what your doing, turn around and suck your dads cock already you fucking closeted homosexual man.
Dude I was thinking the same thing, Seth Green is in the show right?
I believe so. He does the voice Chris.
Seth Green founded family guy and is the voice of most of its main characters including the dog and the nuclear plant boss.
Again, you are thinking of Seth MacFarlane.
Seth Macfarlane is Canadian and writes that awful cartoon Spawn.
That’s Todd McFarlane.
Seth MACFARLANE voices most of the characters, including Brian the dog. Seth Green voices Chris, the son.
LOL he said “nuclear power plant” this dude doesn’t even know what family guy is. He thinks it’s the Simpsons.
“The Family Guys” is rude communist anal filth.
You are a fucking joke. Such a scum bag you are to make up such lies. You are covering up the fact your god is a fairy tale, and who likes fairy tales at your age???? WHY ONLY FAGGOTS. God is a joke and you are a joke you fuck…go fuck men
U mad because you and your wife got banned out of paradise.
I like all of those shows! Robot Chicken is much better than Family Guy. Debate.
Also, my friends and family like them, too.
Please ask your children to go play before looking at this picture.
The Family Guy is a horrible children’s show because it’s so full of perversion that much of it goes by unnoticed. For instance, the neighbor, glenn quagmer is secretly a sex crazed degenerate that beds one whorelot after another.
Also, the author of this show draws a representation of the mother of the family in the shape of the most sinful organ in a man’s pants. Her hairdo is purposly represented in the shape of a sin rod’s tip and her body is fashioned after it’s veiny length.
This kind of filth should be taken off the air but the fcc is no longer representing wholesome christian values for traditional families to raise decent children. The fcc is now under the control of the obama white house where the standing order is to push perversion on the kids so they grow up into little pol pots and forsake all that is decent all in name of liberal feel-goodism.
Sorry, but she doesn’t look like a penis. I’m 13 and you’re too scared to say Penis.
But penis comes out of your mouth pretty easily doesn’t it? (goes back in just as easily too I’ll bet)
you look pretty whorish for a 13 year old. Im guessing you were not raised by your legitiment parents, and are currently being raised in foster care where they do not take you to church nor care from you by how you look. Watch your foul mouth. You dont have to live this way, i will pray for you but you must first try to change things yourself.
Okay, since when was it alright to call a person, let alone a 13 year old a whore. Didn’t Jesus preach acceptance and love? How can you call yourself ‘a true Christian’ if you don’t follow Christianity’s most basic belief. If you were accepting you wouldn’t call people a whore just because you don’t agree on something so petty.
So, it is not a children’s show. It has a disclaimer at the beginning saying viewer discretion advised.
It indoctrinates children into emosexualism.
Um….how? Give me proof, which you can’t, and I will believe you.
I just did. Why do liberals ignore facts that are right in front of their faces?
Where? On my nose? I cant see any proof that Family Guy, a show for the older teenagers, indoctrinates children into “emosexuality” on my nose.
On this page? Still cant see any proof.
You might want to try a little harder next time.
Oh sweet Jesus does she ever look like a phallus!
Another amazing article, TB3, for the sake of our white little ones, thank you for exposing this dangerous homo and his indoctrination cartoons. I’ve never heard of him before, but I don’t like him AT ALL.
This is without a doubt the stupidest “article” I have ever read. Clearly it belongs in a publication more akin to “The Onion” than anywhere else in the world, but then again, I guess a website designed for sheep is just as good. The “writer” (I will MOST CERTAINLY NOT deign to call him an author) has basically thrown together a tirade against a devoted actor based on mis-information and a ridiculous personal hatred of someone whose body of work he clearly knows nothing about. He’s like a infant donkey braying for attention…in other words, AN ASS.
Would you be so vocal in supporting him if he wasn’t Jewish?
I would be… because I’m not.
This is purely conjecture. Sure, what he’s doing is not Christian, but do you expect Christians to act like Christians? I am a Christian myself, one with a real relationship (not rituals), and I will tell you the kind of thinking you engage in in writing this article is very similar to the thinking style of people from the fall of Rome, not based on logic and evidence but based on hidden meanings and analogies, so that a sick goat meant its owner was spiritually sick, and the owner was then tortured to confess. Let Him condemn people.
And to the person mentioning “sin rod” and likewise drawing conclusions based on the shape of a cartoon character: like any tool, it’s what’s done with it that’s evil or not. Being small-minded and ignorant is not following Christ. Don’t you know who created it and told the first people to go out and use it?
I have to say when I read this article and most of the comments I thought it was some kind of farce until I realized you were serious!
Judge not lest ye be judged. So much hate for a Christian woman!
Can I just point out, that by assuming all these things, you’re judging too. At least Tracy is seeing what is there in front of her.
Please tell me this is a joke.
Yes it is.
This is a joke, right? It has to be, otherwise the author of this article will certainly be sued for slander. At the least!
Have you ever heard of Freedom of the Press? How about Freedom of Speech? Are you even an American?
Have you heard of the Patriot act and the NDAA? Free speech is dead. Educate yourself.
You should really do some research before you say these kinds of things, because Seth Green is married to a woman. And even if he wasn’t, and even if he were gay isn’t it Jesus’s most coveted commandment to love thy neighbor as yourself? I think the act of posting something like this is pure evil, and you call yourself a child of God? And, Jesus never gay bashed, that was only his diciples, Seth Green isn’t even gay. And if he were, whats so wrong with that?
You shouldn’t pick on Seth Green, you’re just jealous because he is sucessfull and you wish you were him.
This is a joke right? You’re a fucking moron with poor vocabulary skills.
Off-collared = Off-color
You are the worst kind of hypocrite and you use your imaginary friend to justify your hate. Jesus would think you are a dick.
I am just as sad as all you l
Actually, Seth Macfarlane created Family Guy, also, it just sounds like your ranting about an actor that you apparently don’t like for whatever reason have you. That being said, I notice you have no evidence,so without edivence, your just expressing your opinions, not facts.
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.
I found this article because I googled Seth Greene smokes weed. Then I read the entirety of the article and the comment section, regretfully. And it is regretfully that I conclude the word of Jesus is dead. Deacon Tyson, supposed leader and adviser to followers of the Christian faith, you do not at all embody the word of Jesus by blatantly slandering a public figure. Nor do you cite any factual evidence to support these numerous and erroneous claims against Seth Greene, a man who is admittedly rather insensitive and perhaps derogatory at times. And I don’t mean to reiterate what’s already been said, but his insolence should not, and rightly does not, there justify your distasteful and frankly false portrayal of your fellow man and US citizen.
Today, Christianity lost a member of their faith, and Deacon Tyson, that is because of you. I implore you to redefine your understanding of what it means to be Christian. Because this…This is not it.
The following list is the REAL actual list of celebrities who’ve appeared on Seth Green’s Robot Chicken. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Chicken#Celebrity_guest_stars)
List of Robot Chick celebrity cameos:
Michael Ian Black
Soleil Moon Frye
Brian Austin Green
Neil Patrick Harris
Melissa Joan Hart
The Iron Sheik
Joe Lo Truglio
George R. R. Martin
John C. McGinley
Ronald D. Moore
Toby Leonard Moore
John Moschitta, Jr.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Debra Jo Rupp
J. K. Simmons
J. B. Smoove
Billy Bob Thornton
Jean-Claude Van Damme
James Van Der Beek
Billy Dee Williams
Evan Rachel Wood
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Yeah that was literally a Wikipedia search away.
Idiot, please retract and get it right. Family Guy and American Dad are Seth McFarlane’s and not Seth Greens creations.
This website shows just how horrible and nasty most Christians are. What a sad, pathetic bunch of losers your all are pretending to be holier than thou and better than everyone else. Seriously FUCK YOU ALL especially the douche bag called Tyson Bowers III, what a CUNT. Also if Jesus approves of your disgusting behaviour and will take cunts like you to heaven, then FUCK HIM AS WELL.
You state that Seth is from a part of “Philadelphia that is well known for its high crime rate and street drug problems…” He’s from Overbrook Park. It’s a stable, safe, middle-class, white majority neighborhood.
There is so much hate here spewing from Christians. No wonder you stand in for evil in popular culture.
Not sure if these replys are playing along with the obviously onion type article or if they really think this guy is sincere. I don’t know whats real and whats satire here besides the article which is undoubtedly satire.
Before reading this, Seth has caused me to come to this site, based on his actions. I am left, so disappointed. He started out, humorous, and cute. Then he became weird and offensive. Remembering his previous work, I began to miss him, yet, remembered the weirdness; and so, I decided to do research…so sad. DUDE! It’s no ones business, anyone’s intimate interests, so please don’t shove it in our face. We watch actor’s for entertainment, not to stove with you. I’m sorry, but, you lost us at, Hello.
…sorry, meant strive, not stove. Pft! (Auto-correct, on phone…Must’ve never discovered the word, Strive. Lol.)
You sound like an absolute retard dumber ‘murica’ strikes again.