Who is Seth Green?
For those who are smart enough not to turn on any prime time or cable television, you are blessed to never have the images of this drugged out ginger midget blasted onto your TV screen. Anything Seth has been apart of screams fecal comedy or homosexual ass play. There is nothing entertaining or humorous about any project that has involved Mr. Green as an actor, writer or fluffer.
Seth uses poor comical tactics to poke fun at the American fibers and smothers his viewers with the pillow of homosexuality and drugs. Being born and raised in a section of Philadelphia that is well known for its high crime rate and street drug problems, no wonder Green has grown into the vengeful and angry lil’ deviant against America morals that he is today.
Liberal and Smutty Cartoon Creations
Family Guy is a adult smut cartoon that involves a over weight moron who is married to a red headed and soulless liberal. Green created this show purely to make fun of the American household. You see the fat husband is suppose to represent Green’s ideas of Americans, fat, lazy and stupid and to top it off he names this man “Peter”, which is also gay code for “Phallus”. So not only is he calling us unproductive members of society, he is also comparing us to a male’s naught zone.
Now on the other side of this bias cartoon, you have the pseudo intellectual wife, who has to take care of Peter because he is too stupid to do every day actions. This woman’s name is “Lois” and it is Green’s way of pushing a liberal agenda onto people without having his socialist cards being shown. He makes it seem that American’s will die if Lois (Obama Socialism) doesn’t take over and care for us.
The only adults who still play with toys or dolls are rapist and serial killers, so take your pick on which one Seth Green is. See, Robot Chicken is Seth’s way of smoking pot and making funny 10 second skits with his childhood dolls. The sad thing is he actually gets paid for this, but the money is quickly spent on cheap hookers and copious amounts of the pot. The skits aren’t more than 10 seconds long, because it would require some sort of talent to write a whole 30 minute television show and this talent is something Green lacks. Not to mention that fact that all his fans have the attention span of a coke queen. If you are entertained by Voltron having anal sex with a panda bear or Ninja Turtles having a full onslaught of sexual penetration on helpless Care Bears, than this show is for you.
Without even having to go too in-depth with my undeniable proof, I can prove Green’s homosexuality purely on the fact that his Buffy show in now featured on the world’s only 100% gay network, Logo. Also, as you can see in the photo to the left of the screen, Green and former Buffy co-star, David Boreanaz, are engaged in a tight homosexual embrace, topped off with a sweet kiss and whisper of sexual fantasies to the ears. Green’s whole career while on Buffy, was to give gay viewers a vulnerable and twink like character to lube and tug their sin sticks to, while they have erotic thoughts of sin docking Seth in some basement underneath a leather bar dance floor.
It is a well known fact that Seth Green is an avid user or “the dope” and can get his hands on the freshest jive Tahoe nose snow within the matter of minutes. When Seth can’t get his hands on devil dust, he makes a quick trip to Venice, where he grabs himself a few pounds of Mexican grown purple kush. Once high on the pot, Seth has been known to become violent and this has been shown on the HBO reality show “Entourage”, where he gets marijuana raged and insults a fellow actor and ends up getting punched in the face for his off collared remarks.
You can also spot Green’s hardcore devotion to drugs just by looking at his West Hollywood style bed head and unshaven ginger beard. We all known pot users have no care for personal looks and hygiene and this is evident in Green’s carelessness towards basic self maintenance.
The first sign of a true low life is the failure of their goals and Seth Green has a lexicon of failures. Maybe if he could spend more than 10 minutes from being high or dazed in fantasies of men dipping their candy sacs onto his twinkish jaw line, Green might be able to produce something Christian worthy. His rap sheet of movies show a report card of failure after failure, with a GPA of give up and try something else you loser. A zero point zero success means only one thing, you don’t have talent and you have to give backstage Chinese massage handies to the producer in hopes to get a supporting role on some teen party movie.
Seth, give up and stop violating America’s soft skin with your razor burn of filth. My suggestion is to join some Mexican midget wrestling league and go make an ass of yourself in a country that is already full of poor hygiene and failures.